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Seeing as you guys seem to love them so much!

Clicky Clicky

*wishes it was R+C*

I love these reviews. So funny andinsightful too.

Ben Croshaw is *bleep*ing hilarious. Even for games I care nothing about, his reviews are masterfully told. We should be thankful he doesn't review for this site. NO game would ever score above a 6 :lol: :lol:AdobeArtist

Class.

Why oh why are there never any of us Brits in ww2 games? ffs we were there from the beginning.

Most annoying bit in film history (tm) independance day: *posh English accent "Sir its a message in old morse code. Its the Americans, They have saved us again"

Yeah right what a load of meecraw.

Another winner.

:lol: That was ****ing brilliant, as always.

i saw it earlier today and i died laughing.

I love the part where the soldier says "this isnt fair" and the nazi repies "Cry muh ein rivier!" rofl.

:lol: Everyone hates america!!!! :(

Does Zero Punctuation use pop-ups because whenever I try to whatch any of his reviews the site just sits there and does nothing.GIJames248

Class.

Why oh why are there never any of us Brits in ww2 games? ffs we were there from the beginning.

Most annoying bit in film history (tm) independance day: *posh English accent "Sir its a message in old morse code. Its the Americans, They have saved us again"

Yeah right what a load of meecraw.

Bazfrag

LOL, what do you expect? They have always said that History is written by the victors, and always therefore carries a bias. Now I know for a fact that Hollywood is not history (using the saying more for emphasis), but when you have a bunch of egotistical film directors that need to sell their movie (made in the USA) to an american audience, of course they are going to have US troops "saving the day".

Honestly I think it's dumb the way you all are left out (Especially in the movie U571. I mean seriously, the British captured 13 of the 15 "Enigma machines", including the first, and Canada got 1. Way to leave out ALL of the British captures Hollywood).

At least you all had the best World Cup chat against Germany: "2 World Wars and 1 World Cup, do dah, do dah."

Before the World Cup Final '66 match between England and Germany, one British editorial stated:

[QUOTE="GIJames248"]Does Zero Punctuation use pop-ups because whenever I try to whatch any of his reviews the site just sits there and does nothing.zero9167

Weird, my flash install works for everything but these reviews then.

:lol: Everyone hates america!!!! :(

zero9167

What is your obsession with Ratchet and Clank?

I love the game, yet you talk about it far more than I ever would...

He's wasting his comedic talent on the likes of Medal of Honor: Airborne!? That came out like, 2 months ago... and nobody even cared.

Funny as always, but his Orange Box review is still the best.

What is your obsession with Ratchet and Clank?

I love the game, yet you talk about it far more than I ever would...

SpruceCaboose

Me?

Um. I don't have an obsession with it... At all?

I've never made a R+C thread, save for my "Lets stop talking about R+C" thread.

And I've barely even posted in the others. Well, in the sticky a little.

:lol:

I really laughed hard for this one.

"If perchance, on the morrow, Germany should beat us at our national game, let us take comfort in the fact that we have twice beaten them at theirs."Madsucktion

Ben Croshaw is *bleep*ing hilarious. Even for games I care nothing about, his reviews are masterfully told. We should be thankful he doesn't review for this site. NO game would ever score above a 6 :lol: :lol:AdobeArtist

Well actually, if you watch his review of The Orange Box, he actually couldn't complain at all about Portal. :P

He's wasting his comedic talent on the likes of Medal of Honor: Airborne!? That came out like, 2 months ago... and nobody even cared.

Funny as always, but his Orange Box review is still the best.

t3hTwinky

MOH:AA sucked hard imo. This is a very funny review. Ben does a great job at making me laugh.

Btw, why were there AKs in his review?

:lol: that was great.

But didnt they have those giant towers in WW2? Their purposewas to shoot down aircrafts. He said that wasn't accurate.

[QUOTE="t3hTwinky"]

He's wasting his comedic talent on the likes of Medal of Honor: Airborne!? That came out like, 2 months ago... and nobody even cared.

Funny as always, but his Orange Box review is still the best.

ERMC

:lol: that was great.

But didnt they have those giant towers in WW2? Their purposewas to shoot down aircrafts. He said that wasn't accurate.

tman93

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flak_tower

The only inaccuracy I've found so far in his work.

Great stuff.

I love the later part when he talks about historical accuracy and how he wouldn't be surprised if Hitler showed up riding a giant spider.

[QUOTE="Madsucktion"]"If perchance, on the morrow, Germany should beat us at our national game, let us take comfort in the fact that we have twice beaten them at theirs."Jandurin

Bunch of idiots. He should have added "with the help of the other 2 superpowers of the world."

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="Madsucktion"]"If perchance, on the morrow, Germany should beat us at our national game, let us take comfort in the fact that we have twice beaten them at theirs."JocktheMotie

Bunch of idiots. He should have added "with the help of the other 2 superpowers of the world."

The sad is that they consider war Germany's national sport, though you can't really blame them.