Next Gen Syetem Entitlements.

Ok, in this thread you give a next gen syestem (PS3 360 wii) there own title, for example:

PS3: the worlds most expensive door stop.  

Wii: the little system that could.  

Have fun.  

PS3 = The Ugly Duckling that stayed Ugly

360 =  The boy who took down a tyrant (PS3)

Wii =  A boy that died young

PC = Old farts that have no wives. 

This thread can only end in flaming.sdelaney86

im getting that feeling to. Just try to run with it. I just want people to have fun in this thread and express their creativity.  

PS3 = The Ugly Duckling that stayed Ugly

360 =  The boy who took down a tyrant (PS3)

Wii =  A boy that died young

PC = Old farts that have no wives. 

Claire-Teh-Fan

Wow. It's clear you a fan of the real tyrant (microsoft)

Wii- the console of mini-games

PS3- The console of watered down ports

Xbox 360- The console of screaming 10 year olds

 There- just made ignorant statements about all consoles. That felt good.

Wii- the console of mini-games

PS3- The console of watered down ports

Xbox 360- The console of screaming 10 year olds

There- just made ignorant statements about all consoles. That felt good.

dracula_16

which is what im trying to accomplish with this thread. Having people vent frustrations.  

ps3.. the worlds first next gen exp... err, what... pc standards higher already? scratch that..

ps3... we're still working on a new slogan

wii... would like your ps2 ports, rushed licensed games, vaporware, party/mini/arcade games, and whatever else you other consoles dont mind leaving for our niche

wii... will wow you, if you haven't gamed since nintendo 64 

360... our most hyped anticipated game lacks any next gen gameplay .. we still don't get no respect from japan... and we have the biggest adolescent fan base .. but buy american god damnit... remember 9/11 / halo

360.. we're the retail of the gaming industry... if you know howto look else where, you'll probably find a better deal.. but if you're fine with being our butt slave, we'll gladly offer you convenience... oh and choice, did you say choice... we offer that too

pc... we appeal to everyone with our wide variety of genres...... no but seriously, mods rock

pc.. we got your girlfriend into gaming with the sims, we also helped you find your ex wife on World of Warcraft... we're match making experts... too bad spore got delayed, eh?

PS3 -- Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the PS3's price level?  It's OVER SIX-HUNDREEEEEEEED!!!

Xbox360 -- A fee for every function.

Wii -- Welcome to family-friendly hell.

PS3 -- Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the PS3's price level? It's OVER SIX-HUNDREEEEEEEED!!!

Xbox360 -- A fee for every function.

Wii -- Welcome to family-friendly hell.

FoamingPanda

o man i remember those episodes, great everytime a scouter exploded 

[QUOTE="FoamingPanda"]

PS3 -- Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the PS3's price level? It's OVER SIX-HUNDREEEEEEEED!!!

Xbox360 -- A fee for every function.

Wii -- Welcome to family-friendly hell.

YsfeX3

o man i remember those episodes, great everytime a scouter exploded 

ps3.. the worlds first next gen exp... err, what... pc standards higher already? scratch that..

ps3... we're still working on a new slogan

wii... would like your ps2 ports, rushed licensed games, vaporware, party/mini/arcade games, and whatever else you other consoles dont mind leaving for our niche

wii... will wow you, if you haven't gamed since nintendo 64

360... our most hyped anticipated game lacks any next gen gameplay .. we still don't get no respect from japan... and we have the biggest adolescent fan base .. but buy american god damnit... remember 9/11 / halo

360.. we're the retail of the gaming industry... if you know howto look else where, you'll probably find a better deal.. but if you're fine with being our butt slave, we'll gladly offer you convenience... oh and choice, did you say choice... we offer that too

pc... we appeal to everyone with our wide variety of genres...... no but seriously, mods rock

pc.. we got your girlfriend into gaming with the sims, we also helped you find your ex wife on World of Warcraft... we're match making experts... too bad spore got delayed, eh?

voxware00

PS3- Waiting for something to play since '06.

Wii- Where's your skirt buddy?

360- (All that remains of the slogan is a small pile of ashes)

PC- If you go out of your parents basement, you might find this little place called the real world.

[QUOTE="YsfeX3"][QUOTE="FoamingPanda"]

PS3 -- Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the PS3's price level? It's OVER SIX-HUNDREEEEEEEED!!!

Xbox360 -- A fee for every function.

Wii -- Welcome to family-friendly hell.

jg4xchamp

o man i remember those episodes, great everytime a scouter exploded

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="YsfeX3"][QUOTE="FoamingPanda"]

PS3 -- Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the PS3's price level? It's OVER SIX-HUNDREEEEEEEED!!!

Xbox360 -- A fee for every function.

Wii -- Welcome to family-friendly hell.

judge__judy

o man i remember those episodes, great everytime a scouter exploded

[QUOTE="judge__judy"][QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="YsfeX3"][QUOTE="FoamingPanda"]

PS3 -- Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the PS3's price level? It's OVER SIX-HUNDREEEEEEEED!!!

Xbox360 -- A fee for every function.

Wii -- Welcome to family-friendly hell.

jg4xchamp

o man i remember those episodes, great everytime a scouter exploded