Nintendo has it's own Crazy Kaz & Ken

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#1 lzorro
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I believe solely that both are embodied in Perrin Kaplan



She has made me steaming mad yesterday I made a "R.I.P" thread for the GameCube
because of her interview where she said that Nintendo had stopped supporting
GameCube, but low and behold turns out it isn't

http://www.cubed3.com/news/6906/1/GameCube_Lives_to_Fight_Another_Day
I'm sure Japanese spokesperson has also reiterated the same as Europe that
GC is still in Production.

She has also made the claims that "Wii WAS REGION FREE!!!" which it wasn't!!!
And she had claimed Monolith Soft was 2nd Party which it isn't!!

She has joined the league of "Corporate Heads That Need To Get Their Act Together"
or simply C.H.T.N.T.G.T.A.T.

Not a big deal but still....I hate lies:evil:
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#3 Socrates88
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It's okay, she doesn't know better... she's a woman.

Edit: This is SERIOUS sarcasm. Please treat it as such.

Jandurin
I'm offended, and i'm not a women.
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#4 Teh_Stevz
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It's okay, she doesn't know better... she's a woman.

Edit: This is SERIOUS sarcasm. Please treat it as such.

Jandurin
Serious enough to warrent a sig. Bravo! :D Edit: ...Unfortunately, i'm back-logged. :(
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#5 farnham
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Perrin Kaplan is nothing but a PR manager that keeps her mouth shut.. you dont get any information from her thats all.. she keeps her NDAs amazingly well... but she does not lie or announce stuff that is ridiculous
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#6 AvinashTyagi
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Perrin Kaplan is nothing but a PR manager that keeps her mouth shut.. you dont get any information from her thats all.. she keeps her NDAs amazingly well... but she does not lie or announce stuff that is ridiculousfarnham
Well announcing that the Wii would be region unlocked, and that the GCN production was stopped, and both turned out to be wrong
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#7 nintendo-4life
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I LOVE perrin, she's awesome :D
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#8 Articuno76
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She's known as Jedi Master Kaplin for a reason.
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#9 lzorro
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[QUOTE="farnham"]Perrin Kaplan is nothing but a PR manager that keeps her mouth shut.. you dont get any information from her thats all.. she keeps her NDAs amazingly well... but she does not lie or announce stuff that is ridiculousAvinashTyagi
Well announcing that the Wii would be region unlocked, and that the GCN production was stopped, and both turned out to be wrong

Really wrong; especially the Region Freeness :cry: I was looking forward to that
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#11 farnham
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[QUOTE="lzorro"][QUOTE="AvinashTyagi"][QUOTE="farnham"]Perrin Kaplan is nothing but a PR manager that keeps her mouth shut.. you dont get any information from her thats all.. she keeps her NDAs amazingly well... but she does not lie or announce stuff that is ridiculousJandurin
Well announcing that the Wii would be region unlocked, and that the GCN production was stopped, and both turned out to be wrong

Really wrong; especially the Region Freeness :cry: I was looking forward to that

Me too. I stopped listening to her after that.

that was a bummer indeed but actually i think she did not know what she was talking about
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#12 Runningflame570
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Wow...Kaz Hirai definitely sounds respectable compared to her. You don't lie about things like region encoding...I can sort of overlook the drastic reductions in PS3 launch allocations as it was more of a goal than a concrete number, but saying that it will be region free and then it isn't, thats a heck of a lot worse than changing the ports on a prototype system.
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#13 lzorro
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"] Me too. I stopped listening to her after that.

Such a big no no; I was hoping she had learned something but she hasn't :(
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#14 FireEmblem_Man
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The GC is dead in America and Japan!!!! But nowhere near dead in Europe
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="lzorro"][QUOTE="AvinashTyagi"][QUOTE="farnham"]Perrin Kaplan is nothing but a PR manager that keeps her mouth shut.. you dont get any information from her thats all.. she keeps her NDAs amazingly well... but she does not lie or announce stuff that is ridiculousfarnham
Well announcing that the Wii would be region unlocked, and that the GCN production was stopped, and both turned out to be wrong

Really wrong; especially the Region Freeness :cry: I was looking forward to that

Me too. I stopped listening to her after that.

that was a bummer indeed but actually i think she did not know what she was talking about

Remember her thing with the Wiimote batteries?

"Are those rechargeable?"

"Uh huh!"

Aide whispers in her ear

"Oh wait, I thought you said replaceable, they're replaceable."

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#16 lzorro
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The GC is dead in America and Japan!!!! But nowhere near dead in EuropeFireEmblem_Man
But it's not just Europe that denied the claim Japan did as well link provided below: http://news.spong.com/article/11876?cb=24
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#17 Runningflame570
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[QUOTE="FireEmblem_Man"]The GC is dead in America and Japan!!!! But nowhere near dead in Europelzorro
But it's not just Europe that denied the claim Japan did as well link provided below: http://news.spong.com/article/11876?cb=24

Did you seriously just link to spong? Find another source..>,>
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#18 lzorro
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[QUOTE="lzorro"][QUOTE="FireEmblem_Man"]The GC is dead in America and Japan!!!! But nowhere near dead in EuropeRunningflame570
But it's not just Europe that denied the claim Japan did as well link provided below: http://news.spong.com/article/11876?cb=24

Did you seriously just link to spong? Find another source..>,>

What's wrong with spong and what does ">.>" mean? :?
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#19 waynehead895
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]

It's okay, she doesn't know better... she's a woman.

Edit: This is SERIOUS sarcasm. Please treat it as such.

Socrates88
I'm offended, and i'm not a women.

How can one be a women?
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#21 Xbox_PWNS_YOU
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Actually Perin is a double agent and works for Sony. Every "mistake" she makes only hurts Nintendo. Either that or she likes screwing with the IGN staff.
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#22 Xbox_PWNS_YOU
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]

It's okay, she doesn't know better... she's a woman.

Edit: This is SERIOUS sarcasm. Please treat it as such.

Socrates88

I'm offended, and i'm not a women.

I'm offended that you're offended by that obviously brilliant comment.

Stop being offended by things!

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#23 Socrates88
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[QUOTE="waynehead895"][QUOTE="Socrates88"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]

It's okay, she doesn't know better... she's a woman.

Edit: This is SERIOUS sarcasm. Please treat it as such.

Jandurin
I'm offended, and i'm not a women.

How can one be a women?

A massive woman might be considered women... ? :?

Delta Airlines charge fat people for 2 seats. So, I guess a Fat woman?
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#24 Nintendo-Wii
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The GC is dead in America and Japan!!!! But nowhere near dead in EuropeFireEmblem_Man
Yea, it's dead, buried, exploded and has it's ashes fired off into the sun in Europe.
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#25 Teh_Stevz
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]A massive woman might be considered women... ? :?Socrates88
Delta Airlines charge fat people for 2 seats. So, I guess a Fat woman?

Then what about these women?  :?
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#27 yoshi_64
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I LOVE perrin, she's awesome :Dnintendo-4life
Ditto.. :D
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#28 Hoffgod
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She's Nintendo's equivalent of a court jester, basically. Fortunately the jester has never been put in charge, unlike another Japanese hardware manufacturer...
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#29 Ninten007
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Perrin needs to play with my black Wii, she would have so much fun.

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#30 Teh_Stevz
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="Teh_Stevz"]Then what about these women?  :?

You'd need like a whole Grocery store of paper bags to cover that mug!

I'd like to see [size=20]YOU[/size] try.
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#31 lzorro
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Perrin needs to play with my black Wii, she would have so much fun.

Ninten007
If that's a double entendre than ROFL
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#32 inerte
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A couple lies from a hot vice-marketing lady. VERSUS: Sony's big honcho telling you need another job to access the 4th dimension at 120 fps. Yeah... pretty much the same thing.