Nintendo has something HUGE up their sleeves! 56k maybe

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#1 Logan832
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Just looking at these revolutionary designs make the Wii look like it will lay the smack down on every console peripheral. Known to man.... FOREVER.... Ever...

Source...

http://kotaku.com/351371/nintendos-wii-peripheral-patents-are-hilariously-bad

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#2 EPaul
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At least they are creative...?
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#3 Mutatedbloodelf
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I'm ****** scared!
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#4 haziqonfire
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wow. Seems pretty useless as you can probably do most of that stuff without those add ons.. like the wii zapper.
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#5 iamshivy
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kind of lame
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#6 -RPGamer-
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CreativeEPaul

I was thinking of the other "c" word... Crap. What a bunch of garbage, basically looks like "hey here's an item let's take this wiimote image and paste it over each of these objects, yup patent that, next."

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#7 DragonfireXZ95
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They should make a big dummy that holds the Wiimote inside of it, then you can body slam the dummy and do other wrestling moves for a wrestling game. ;)
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#8 haziqonfire
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[QUOTE="EPaul"]Creative-RPGamer-

I was thinking of the other "c" word... Crap. What a bunch of garbage, basically looks like "hey here's an item let's take this wiimote image and paste it over each of these objects, yup patent that, next."

:|


Basically its like the Wii zapper stuff, but even worse.

I regret getting the Zapper.
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#9 yoshi_64
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How often is something patented and then forgotten and never rises to existances?

Anyways... Wow, what is up with that? I see nothing I'd want to use here. Move on... I hope none of this makes it through at least...

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#10 halfnaked
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just imagine the injuries if the baseball bat were made
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#11 supermechakirby
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Paying $20 for $0.05 of plastic molded in a shape to hold a wiimote?

oh boy

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#12 DragonfireXZ95
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just imagine the injuries if the baseball bat were madehalfnaked

Kind of like this?

Ouch

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#13 -RPGamer-
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How often is something patented and then forgotten and never rises to existances?

Anyways... Wow, what is up with that? I see nothing I'd want to use here. Move on... I hope none of this makes it through at least...

yoshi_64

What?!? You've never been interested in a teddy bear controller, for shame yoshi ^u^

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#14 Azhar85
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what the f*** is this...this won't prove anything....
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#15 musicalmac  Moderator
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I think televisions everywhere just pooped their pants.
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#16 halfnaked
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[QUOTE="halfnaked"]just imagine the injuries if the baseball bat were madeDragonfireXZ95

Kind of like this?

Ouch

i like how the kid jets after he hits him :lol:
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#17 -RPGamer-
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Oh wait guys I can totally see the chair thing working.

Game it releases with, "Summer Days".

"Gameplay", you play old man Jenkins who just wants to sit a chair and rock the day away (well and it's summer of course). The developers are trying to fit in a second Wiimote for lemonade drinking but there are major hurdles with that design.

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#18 Ibacai
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Hey look, here's another piece of crap for the market.... We already have horrible peripherals, we don't need more Nintendo.
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#19 InfinityMugen
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...I'm speechless.
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#20 iamshivy
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lol the next big thing after wii fit lol, the old people will love it.. they will play relaxing on the beach, for hours

Oh wait guys I can totally see the chair thing working.

Game it releases with, "Summer Days".

"Gameplay", you play old man Jenkins who just wants to sit a chair and rock the day away (well and it's summer of course). The developers are trying to fit in a second Wiimote for lemonade drinking but there are major hurdles with that design.

-RPGamer-
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#21 yoshi_64
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[QUOTE="yoshi_64"]

How often is something patented and then forgotten and never rises to existances?

Anyways... Wow, what is up with that? I see nothing I'd want to use here. Move on... I hope none of this makes it through at least...

-RPGamer-

What?!? You've never been interested in a teddy bear controller, for shame yoshi ^u^

Only if that Teddy bear makes chainsaw noises and blood curdling screams from the Wii mote speakers while I leave it in my sister's dorm at night. :twisted:
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#22 Zenfoldor
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OMG, guys! Did you see those goggles!!!!

That could be for headtracking!!!!

Do you know how slaw you have to be to not get excited about head tracking, lol?

Look, go to youtube, and look up headtracking.

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#23 -RPGamer-
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Oh and for those that didn't know Figure 25 is being released under the name Power Glove 2: Return of the Power. ;)
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#24 yoshi_64
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Oh and for those that didn't know Figure 25 is being released under the name Power Glove 2: Return of the Power. ;)-RPGamer-
I don't know what figure 24 is, but... why am I thinking of my red seesaw when I was four years old? :|
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#25 pins_basic
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Hey look, here's another piece of crap for the market.... We already have horrible peripherals, we don't need more Nintendo.Ibacai
What are you talking about? This is what gaming is all about.
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[QUOTE="Ibacai"]Hey look, here's another piece of crap for the market.... We already have horrible peripherals, we don't need more Nintendo.pins_basic
What are you talking about? This is what gaming is all about.

All we need now is a lawn mower attachment.
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#27 m_machine024
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Many useless junk up there.
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#28 PandaBear86
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What? No scuba gear? No shopping trolley? No toothbrush? They forgot to add a chainsaw too :|
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#29 Demetri_OS
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More garbage - like Wii Fit and the Wii Zapper.

Thats it, eat it all up fanboys. Keep telling us how great things are. Oh yeah, the Wii is selling out like crazy, so it MUST be good.

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#30 pins_basic
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[QUOTE="pins_basic"][QUOTE="Ibacai"]Hey look, here's another piece of crap for the market.... We already have horrible peripherals, we don't need more Nintendo.Ibacai
What are you talking about? This is what gaming is all about.

All we need now is a lawn mower attachment.

That would be awsome, along with some hedge clippers.
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#31 Ibacai
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[QUOTE="Ibacai"][QUOTE="pins_basic"][QUOTE="Ibacai"]Hey look, here's another piece of crap for the market.... We already have horrible peripherals, we don't need more Nintendo.pins_basic
What are you talking about? This is what gaming is all about.

All we need now is a lawn mower attachment.

That would be awsome, along with some hedge clippers.

Weedwacker am sold! :lol:
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#32 XBebop
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I'm calling FAKE on this.
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#33 elektrixxx
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Oh my god!

I would definitely purchase a fitness bike game... they could call it Wii Cycle!

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#35 BumFluff122
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The bat abnd the gun have already been released.
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#36 azshorty2003
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more crap for parents to waste their money on for their spolied kids
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#37 BumFluff122
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I also think I may have seen the golf club at the store as well.
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#38 AntiType
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Nintendo will be laughing whenever someone tries t patent a skateboard that senses its movements and uploads these stats via bluetoothto a program that will teach the person how to better skate ~_^ am I joking? I don't even know.
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#39 Tylendal
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Considering the ***** we're already seeing on the market, from 3rd parties, I think Nintendo is just trying to stop them from making even more pathetic peripherals.
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#40 Tylendal
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I'm calling FAKE on this.XBebop

It's genuine. Nintendo's just patenting them so that 3rd parties can't flood the market with really dumb peripherals.

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#41 renger6002
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what the hell is the teddy bear gonna do?
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#42 Veterngamer
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OMG! that bear ate the kids' WIIMOTE!!!!
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#43 GundamGuy0
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Does this have anything to do with Nintendo, or are they just things that random people have pattended to go with the Wii?

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#44 Shomb22
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LOL. Wow these are some funny ones today.:P
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#45 Ontain
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patents and trademarks are created as much just to keep others from getting them.

For example McDonalds has the trademark for McSushi and McWorm. not that you'll see a McWorm anytime soon.

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#46 clone01
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At least they are creative...?EPaul

i know, its funny. of all cultures besides artists and musicians, i would think gamers would be open to new ideas, even if they are a bit ridiculous. oh well. guess a chainsaw on a gun is way F&**in cooler.

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#47 yowvapa
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Are these patent designs real, or are they fake?
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#48 KungfuKitten
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Cool! A rubber skateboard jacket.
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#49 Yours_is_green
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OMG, guys! Did you see those goggles!!!!

That could be for headtracking!!!!

Do you know how slaw you have to be to not get excited about head tracking, lol?

Look, go to youtube, and look up headtracking.

Zenfoldor

This would be awesome.

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#50 Mystic_Legend
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Those can't be a serious consideration on Nintendo's part. Those look hideous.. what is that chair!?