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#1 Stig-FTW
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10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

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#2 imothissucks
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worthless ftw?
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#3 nivet14
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I never would of thought of this.
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#4 Kitad
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6/10 out of originality, but it was overall boring
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#5 AboveBeyond96
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4 was funny. the rest was proof you've been spending too much time on SW.
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#6 Bansheesdie
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That was cool.
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#7 Smakkjoo
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It was ok, I loved 9, 6, 4
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#8 Smakkjoo
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8 too :)
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#9 Aqueas
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10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Stig-FTW


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.
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#10 Smakkjoo
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[QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Aqueas


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!
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9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

1. When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.
Stig-FTW

These reasons made me :lol:.

Nice list. :)

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#13 Aqueas
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[QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Smakkjoo


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!



Hell yeah!!
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#14 Sir_Marwin
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:lol: that was pretty funny :D
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#15 dreamdude
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 Damn I need a life.

I should take System wars off my favorites first!

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#16 PowerCharged
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[QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased."

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Aqueas


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

how come you know them:|
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#17 PowerCharged
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[QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

1. When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.
The_Game21x

These reasons made me :lol:.

Nice list. :)

number 9 should be #1
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I admit to one of those...
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#19 Aqueas
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[QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

PowerCharged


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

how come you know them:|



I've been around for far too long
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#20 dreamdude
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[QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

PowerCharged


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

how come you know them:|

I think that was the joke.

If it wasnt...then he owned himself...I think.

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#21 The_Game21x
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[QUOTE="PowerCharged"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Aqueas


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

how come you know them:|



I've been around for far too long

If you can't tell me who RimlaFX is then you haven't been here long enough! :twisted:

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[QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Aqueas


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

What ever happened to SonyIsMyHomey? I know that he tried to ban dodge by changing his name to NintendoIsMyPal.

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#23 Aqueas
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[QUOTE="PowerCharged"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

dreamdude



You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

how come you know them:|

I think that was the joke.

If it wasnt...then he owned himself...I think.



No, it was a joke, they used to cause havic making totally bogus statements around E3. Well hell, that isn't that long ago...
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10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Stig-FTW
Claps..:)

Good job, I actually laughed at most of those..I especially liked 1,4 and 6....

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#25 ChipmunkDeluxe
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those were pretty funny....
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#26 Spartan070
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This is the funniest thread I've ever read!:lol::lol::lol::lol: 2. Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8" 6. When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED" 4. When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST." Those are the best!!
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[QUOTE="Smakkjoo"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.
Aqueas


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!



Hell yeah!!

Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives.
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#28 Areola54
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it was nice
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#29 jazreal
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come on guys........that was a good break...wasnt it.... i for one thought it was pretty funny.  we could use a break like this more often...heck....even in the civil war...they broke for such things ;)  loved it !!! peace
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#30 The_Game21x
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[QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Smakkjoo"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.
donkeypunchero


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!



Hell yeah!!

Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives.

Whatt's wrong with GUFU? :wink:

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#31 Crunchman
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I don't understand why anyone would spend so much time in System Wars, I question whether some have the time to play games.
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#32 PostNuclear
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I laughed. Good job :D
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#33 JB730
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when u be signing ur name as "JB730" on tests/exams in real life

when u ask ur boss to "ban" someone from the office because he's been causing too much of a ruckus

when u tell a girl to 'private message' u because u might not be home

"aight, just hit me up on the PM"
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#34 xbox3604lyf
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FUNNY

IMO NUMBA 6. IS THE BEST!!!!!!
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#35 Rob2223
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#6 was funny

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#36 godhandiscen
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EXCLUSIVE LOST.... I actually married a friends gf... I wonder what he would do if I say that.
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#37 twags82
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[QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives.


We have an enemy.
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#38 Stig-FTW
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[QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased."

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

heretrix

Claps..:)

Good job, I actually laughed at most of those..I especially liked 1,4 and 6....

Thanks. =D I'm just glad it didn't suck.
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#39 PullTheTricker
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[QUOTE="Smakkjoo"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.

Aqueas


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!



Hell yeah!!

Damn I'm hungry right now...and its 3 at night where I live. McDonalds is closed :(
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#40 deactivated-586249e1b64ba
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[QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Smakkjoo"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.
donkeypunchero


You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!



Hell yeah!!

Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives.

Not much of a fan of GUFU are you?

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#41 deactivated-586249e1b64ba
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9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.
Stig-FTW

I'm always at the Wii isle to see how many they have in stock.

Unfortunately I always see the same number: 0

:cry:

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[QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.
Technoweirdo

I'm always at the Wii isle to see how many they have in stock.

Unfortunately I always see the same number: 0

:cry:

Yeah, he should put "with no intention of buying the system" in that description

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#43 CJL13
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[QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. twags82

We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

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#44 CJL13
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[QUOTE="donkeypunchero"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Smakkjoo"][QUOTE="Aqueas"][QUOTE="Stig-FTW"]
10.
When you fail a test in school, your first excuse is. "GameSpot is biased." 

9.
When out shopping, you are always spotted in the game isle of the System you don't own, just to see how many of the consoles they have in stock.

8.
After using bug-spray, you say out-loud. "TBHBO"

7.
If your friend owns a console you hate you- Wait... Who would be friends with such people?

6.
When served food of poor quality in a resteurant, you promptly return it back to the Chef with a note saying it "FLOPPED"

5.
Your posts begin lacking points or relevant ideas... Oh.. Crap.. -.-;

4.
When you first start dating a girl, you ask her who her ex is, just so you can say "LOL EXCLUSIVE LOST."

3.
You then break up with said girlfriend, because she lacks online-multiplayer and acheivment points.

2.
Whenever you see a Sheep, Cow grazing you make a habit out of saying. "Bu bu but t3h cell." and "8.8"

1.
When applying for a job, you put on your resume that you have "owned" Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo multiple times.
The_Game21x



You've been in system wars far too long if you know who McDonaldsGuy, SonyIsMyHomey, and WintryFlutsist are.

OMG!!! Big fat tripple decker bacon cheese burger OMG!!!your sig!!!



Hell yeah!!

Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives.

Whatt's wrong with GUFU? :wink:

We're scientologists? Since when?

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#45 poopinloop32
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[QUOTE="twags82"][QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. CJL13


We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

Looks like donkeypunchero has learned well from me....me and him will take GUFU down:twisted:
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#46 CJL13
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[QUOTE="CJL13"]

[QUOTE="twags82"][QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. poopinloop32


We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

Looks like donkeypunchero has learned well from me....me and him will take GUFU down:twisted:

141 vs. 2. Your odds are laughable! :lol:

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#47 The_Game21x
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[QUOTE="CJL13"]

[QUOTE="twags82"][QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. poopinloop32


We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

Looks like donkeypunchero has learned well from me....me and him will take GUFU down:twisted:

You're not the first person to say that. :wink:

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#48 poopinloop32
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[QUOTE="poopinloop32"][QUOTE="CJL13"]

[QUOTE="twags82"][QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. CJL13


We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

Looks like donkeypunchero has learned well from me....me and him will take GUFU down:twisted:

141 vs. 2. Your odds are laughable! :lol:

thats what you think*Chuck Norris enters the room*
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#49 CJL13
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[QUOTE="CJL13"][QUOTE="poopinloop32"][QUOTE="CJL13"]

[QUOTE="twags82"][QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. poopinloop32


We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

Looks like donkeypunchero has learned well from me....me and him will take GUFU down:twisted:

141 vs. 2. Your odds are laughable! :lol:

thats what you think*Chuck Norris enters the room*

*Summons Bruce Lee* Bring it.

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#50 poopinloop32
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[QUOTE="poopinloop32"][QUOTE="CJL13"][QUOTE="poopinloop32"][QUOTE="CJL13"]

[QUOTE="twags82"][QUOTE="donkeypunchero"]Here's a good one for 11. 11. You get so sick of arguing that you make an elitist-cult-group-scientology like Union called GUFU, then try and tell everyone else how to run their system wars lives. CJL13


We have an enemy.

Someone's about to have a little "Accident".

Looks like donkeypunchero has learned well from me....me and him will take GUFU down:twisted:

141 vs. 2. Your odds are laughable! :lol:

thats what you think*Chuck Norris enters the room*

*Summons Bruce Lee* Bring it.

dude Chuck Norris > Lee by a mile