Oh my gentle jesus, Resident Evil 4 is STILL the greatest game EVER made!

So I've been getting pretty bummed out over all the sh*tty news I've been hearing about RE6 lately. The game is looking to be even worse than RE5, which was an abomination that could have only been spawned from a place as dark and terrifying as Satan's urethra. It's been making me long for the past, that time when Resident Evil was a name to be reckoned with. I kept telling myself "don't waste your money. You've already played through RE4 six or seven times, you don't need it anymore... the glory days are over". Well I finally caved, and so doth allowed PSN to extract $19.99 from thy debit card.

As I play through this bright remnant of a time long past, I'm quickly reminded of why it was back then, and now still is, the greatest game ever made. It's pacing is simply unmatched. Most games go on for so long that they eventually lose focus, but not RE4. With Shinji Mikami and co, just as Martin Scorsese had known where he wanted to go with Goodfellas before even shooting the first frame, they knew where they wanted to go with RE4 from the very start. Even some of the best games have their fair share of pointless filler used to pad out the playtime, but not RE4. Even some of the best games have their fair share of flaws and blemishes, but not RE4.

RE4's atmosphere is so superb that it could be compared with that of the best works from author HP Lovecraft (of which influenced RE4 greatly). RE4's suspence and thrills are so perfectly timed that they could be compared with the best creations of legendary director and proclaimed "master of suspence" Alfred Hitchcock. RE4 is simply that f*cking good. When humanity is at it's end and god prepares his final judgment, and all we can do is look down at the crumbled ruins of our empire, our mortal creation... we shall silently weep over our greatest artistic achievements; achievements like the holy Bible, the Mona Lisa, the Great Wall of China, the Pyramids, Terminator 2, alcohol, Fade to Black, etc. Resident Evil 4 will rightfully be amongst these great creations of ours, and will be remembered until the end of our times... I am eternally greatfull Capcom...

Another "BEST GAME EVER" thread from Master Shake.

Seriously, is this a thing now or something?

Another "BEST GAME EVER" thread from Master Shake.

Seriously, is this a thing now or something?

Goyoshi12

Please don't ever claim that I would EVER assume that another game is better than RE4. That is simply not true.

[QUOTE="Goyoshi12"]

Another "BEST GAME EVER" thread from Master Shake.

Seriously, is this a thing now or something?

Master_ShakeXXX

Please don't ever claim that I would EVER assume that another game is better than RE4. That is simply not true.

Don't tempt me on going through your (and possibly my) posting history.

Calm down with the threads Derick Baker.Slashless

You spelled my first name wrong, idiot. It's Derek.

Master Shake Thread ? *jumps out window*

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="Goyoshi12"]

Another "BEST GAME EVER" thread from Master Shake.

Seriously, is this a thing now or something?

Goyoshi12

Please don't ever claim that I would EVER assume that another game is better than RE4. That is simply not true.

Don't tempt me on going through your (and possibly my) posting history.

Go ahead. Not once have I ever said a game was above RE4.

[QUOTE="Goyoshi12"]

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

Please don't ever claim that I would EVER assume that another game is better than RE4. That is simply not true.

Master_ShakeXXX

Don't tempt me on going through your (and possibly my) posting history.

Go ahead. Not once have I ever said a game was above RE4.

Whatever. Still doesn't hold a candle to the TRUE best game ever.

I dont like any of the resi evil games.

[QUOTE="Slashless"]Calm down with the threads Derick Baker.Master_ShakeXXX

You spelled my first name wrong, idiot. It's Derek.

Sorry Derek Baker. I'll be sure to refer to you as your real name, Derek Baker, from now on Derek Baker.

A name, Derek Baker, that you've given me full permission to reveal Derek Baker, though I won't reveal it because I am concerned for your safety Derek Baker.

Derek has a lot of different spelling forms Derek Baker, it's easy to see why I was confused Derek Baker.

Like I said Derek Baker, I'll be referring to you as Derek Baker from now on Derek Baker. Though I won't reveal your name, Derek Baker, to anyone on this site even though you, Derek Baker, have given me full permission to. I don't want any internet trolls to know of your name, Derek Baker, and do nasty things with it. Your name is safe with me Derek Baker.

his name was derek baker

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="Slashless"]Calm down with the threads Derick Baker.Slashless

You spelled my first name wrong, idiot. It's Derek.

Sorry Derek Baker. I'll be sure to refer to you as your real name, Derek Baker, from now on Derek Baker.

A name, Derek Baker, that you've given me full permission to reveal Derek Baker, though I won't reveal it because I am concerned for your safety Derek Baker.

Derek has a lot of different spelling forms Derek Baker, it's easy to see why I was confused Derek Baker.

Like I said Derek Baker, I'll be referring to you as Derek Baker from now on Derek Baker. Though I won't reveal your name, Derek Baker, to anyone on this site even though you, Derek Baker, have given me full permission to. I don't want any internet trolls to know of your name, Derek Baker, and do nasty things with it. Your name is safe with me Derek Baker.

I'm still confused as to why you think it makes me uncomfortable that you use my real name. It says it right on my Steam profile you goofy douche bag. Why do people think you're funny again?

I'm still confused as to why you think it makes me uncomfortable that you use my real name. It says it right on my Steam profile you goofy douche bag. Why do people think you're funny again?

Master_ShakeXXX

No need to get upset Derek Baker, I haven't even revealed your name Derek Baker. Though if I mistakenly did, Derek Baker, you obviously wouldn't get upset over it, and no one is insinuatingyour current state of emotion Derek Baker. I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable here Derek Baker. If that was my goal I'd repeatedly spam your name, which, Derek Baker, is obviously not the case. Calm those t1tties Derek Baker. Calm them.

It's up there :P

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

I'm still confused as to why you think it makes me uncomfortable that you use my real name. It says it right on my Steam profile you goofy douche bag. Why do people think you're funny again?

Slashless

No need to get upset Derek Baker, I haven't even revealed your name Derek Baker. Though if I mistakenly did, Derek Baker, you obviously wouldn't get upset over it, and no one is insinuatingyour current state of emotion Derek Baker. I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable here Derek Baker. If that was my goal I'd repeatedly spam your name, which, Derek Baker, is obviously not the case. Calm those t1tties Derek Baker. Calm them.

Now I'm not even sure what you're getting at. I guess I'll just roll with it. Lol?

Now I'm not even sure what you're getting at. I guess I'll just roll with it. Lol?

Master_ShakeXXX

Lol Derek.

Lol Baker.

lol

I think you need to take a break from gaming. Go to Jamaica and sit on the beach.

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

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Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

:D

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Master_ShakeXXX

Spam that has nothing to do with the topic is still against the ToU Derek(probably). I'll let you off with a warning this time but I have no control over what others do.

I think you need to take a break from gaming. Go to Jamaica and sit on the beach.

Pug-Nasty

I'm not taking advice from somebody who thinks BF3 is mediocre :P

You have not been right once tonight. It isn't even the best Resident Evil.

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

:D

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Derek Baker Darek Baker Derek Baker

Slashless

Spam that has nothing to do with the topic is still against the ToU Derek(probably). I'll let you off with a warning this time but I have no control over what others do.

I just realised that I spelled my own name wrong in that post. I think I need cut off :?

you did this same thread a while ago I believe.

You have not been right once tonight. It isn't even the best Resident Evil.

WarTornRuston

Isn't even the best Resident Evil? Give me what the f*ck you are smoking, NOW!

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="Goyoshi12"]

Don't tempt me on going through your (and possibly my) posting history.

Goyoshi12

Go ahead. Not once have I ever said a game was above RE4.

Whatever. Still doesn't hold a candle to the TRUE best game ever.

BLAH!

That was the sound of me spitting up my drink. B*tch, nothing compares to RE4.

It's a monster of a game that's for sure. The only people who don't like it are the fans of the old RE, which sucked a lot anyway.

My personal list on the top of my head.

Halo

Half Life 2

Team Fortress 2

WoW

RE4

You have not been right once tonight. It isn't even the best Resident Evil.

WarTornRuston

And that ladies and gentlemen is how to lose all of your reputation in one post

It's a monster of a game that's for sure. The only people who don't like it are the fans of the old RE, which sucked a lot anyway.

My personal list on the top of my head.

Halo

Half Life 2

Team Fortress 2

WoW

RE4

OB-47

I literally just finished downloading Half-Life 2. I hope it's as good as they say.

i thought it was diablo 3 and b4 that vanquish and prior to that it was mgs4? MAKE UP UR MIND SHAKEY!campzor

Bro, you should know that I've never placed a game above RE4.

I kinda agree with you. It's definitely my most played game.

standby for a new "Teh best game" from mastershake in 4...3...2.....1sts106mat

If my memory serves me right I've seen him say that about Re4 way before Vanquish.

[QUOTE="Pug-Nasty"]

I think you need to take a break from gaming. Go to Jamaica and sit on the beach.

Master_ShakeXXX

I'm not taking advice from somebody who thinks BF3 is mediocre :P

Then you will do horribly in life.

[QUOTE="campzor"]i thought it was diablo 3 and b4 that vanquish and prior to that it was mgs4? MAKE UP UR MIND SHAKEY!Master_ShakeXXX

Bro, you should know that I've never placed a game above RE4.

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="campzor"]i thought it was diablo 3 and b4 that vanquish and prior to that it was mgs4? MAKE UP UR MIND SHAKEY!campzor

Bro, you should know that I've never placed a game above RE4.

You better be! :twisted:

:P

Btw I don't think I've added you on steam yet. You have a steam account don't you?

[QUOTE="Goyoshi12"]

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

Go ahead. Not once have I ever said a game was above RE4.

Master_ShakeXXX

Whatever. Still doesn't hold a candle to the TRUE best game ever.

BLAH!

That was the sound of me spitting up my drink. B*tch, nothing compares to RE4.

You spit now, just you wait....

[QUOTE="campzor"][QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

Bro, you should know that I've never placed a game above RE4.

Master_ShakeXXX

You better be! :twisted:

:P

Btw I don't think I've added you on steam yet. You have a steam account don't you?

[QUOTE="Epak_"]

I kinda agree with you. It's definitely my most played game.

[QUOTE="sts106mat"]standby for a new "Teh best game" from mastershake in 4...3...2.....1sts106mat

If my memory serves me right I've seen him say that about Re4 way before Vanquish.

But that doesn't stop him geting a raging chubby on for every single game he plays and feeling the need to tell system wars about it on a practically weekly basis.

I'm glad that you've been paying a little attention. You've earned some of my respect :P

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="campzor"] i know, im only teasing.campzor

You better be! :twisted:

:P

Btw I don't think I've added you on steam yet. You have a steam account don't you?

Haven't been on in years? Holy sh*t. I'll just wait for a friend request then, lol.

It's still not as good as REmake. And no, this has nothing to do with it not being a horror game.

It's still not as good as REmake. And no, this has nothing to do with it not being a horror game.

CLOUDsea

That's good, because personally I feel that RE4 is just as much a horror game as the previous iterations. It's atmosphere alone blows all other REs away.

No Its not. Best game ever is either Deus Ex or STALKER Shadow of chernoboyl. STOP MAKING BEST GAME THREADSNIPER4321

[QUOTE="OB-47"]

It's a monster of a game that's for sure. The only people who don't like it are the fans of the old RE, which sucked a lot anyway.

My personal list on the top of my head.

Halo

Half Life 2

Team Fortress 2

WoW

RE4

Master_ShakeXXX

I literally just finished downloading Half-Life 2. I hope it's as good as they say.

Enjoy it buddy. Just don't expect a story like that in the movies. It's is told through enviromental story-telling. Other than that enjoy.

i just have to read the title to say no it completly destroyed a franchise that was worth while and good and made it an action game people milk this games cock like ff7 it's nothing special at all overrated as sh!t and is all around meh and worthless

just face it,it sucks

ive played RE since it's release of march 22 1996 to present date my word holds more weight than most ;)