It's the NEW PSP!!!!!
There's the inside of the box.
Inside the box? PSP, battery, power cables, manual and a fine pine table by the looks of things.
The perfect accompaniment to board room tables the world over.
Check out how much shinier the new PSP is! It's all glossy and sleek!
... Which sadly leads to aesthetic issues. We gave the new surface the fingerprint test. It, erm, passed with failing colours.
Inside this box is where the magic happens; where Sony's nanotech pixies and elves massage fairy dust into the UMD to make it work.
Here are some photos that Sony took earlier. You wouldn't be able to tell if we hadn't said anything, right? Right?
Well la di da Mr Sony photographer. You think you're so cool with your focusing and your proper lighting.
Little known fact - the new PSP is made from the same material as Darth Vader's helmet.
Another little known fact that we've just made up is that Ken Kutaragi called the original PSP his 'Dream Kitten', which would make this model the 'Dream Kitten Jr.' - wish they'd gone with that name.
Today's PSP Lite presentation was brought to you by Ken "the father of - presumably - some children" Kutaragi. Thanks Ken!
Edited for content. Something that's funny in the AU may not be appropiate for other countries. To see the full story, go here. I meant here.
I want a PSP.
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