"I am Conan. I serve no man! "LMAO

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#1 gameruk2010
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Anyone played the Conan demo yet...lol..not only is it one of the worst demos I have ever come across but also with the worst, cheesiest, laziest, awful script my ears ever heard in any game, film or show.
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#2 shiram
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yea its quite cheesy, and not too good on the eyes either
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#3 killab2oo5
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I hated the demo.
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#4 peterrobau
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[img]http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w175/DarthSchrute/jam2a-1.gif[img] wow
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#6 atarigrad
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Anyone played the Conan demo yet...lol..not only is it one of the worst demos I have ever come across but also with the worst, cheesiest, laziest, awful script my ears ever heard in any game, film or show.gameruk2010

Couldn't the same be said for the movies scripts.

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#7 frankeyser
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at first i thought this seems alot like conan... and then when i met the first combat sequece i was like... wow... this blows... it feels like i am moving in slow motion... and then by the time i was suppose to free the frist captive i went to the 360 dashboard and deleted it.

the demo was almost as bad as yaris.

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#8 TekkenMaster606
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I remember something about servicing women from the demo. :lol:
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#9 kevy619
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It wasnt that bad, it was like God of War with even lower quality voice acting.
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#10 gamenux
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Anyone played the Conan demo yet...lol..not only is it one of the worst demos I have ever come across but also with the worst, cheesiest, laziest, awful script my ears ever heard in any game, film or show.gameruk2010

I fell asleep during the demo. Fight was kinda boring. And Conan is not suppose to talk so much.Disappointed...

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#11 ragrdoll21
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Gameplay was OK but it look like it was in SD not HD.
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#12 gameruk2010
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It wasnt that bad, it was like God of War with even lower quality voice acting.kevy619

Dont insult my fav game like that, please dont.

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#13 kevy619
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Gameplay was OK but it look like it was in SD not HD.ragrdoll21

Really? it looked hd on my tv.

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#14 kevy619
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[QUOTE="kevy619"]It wasnt that bad, it was like God of War with even lower quality voice acting.gameruk2010

Dont insult my fav game like that, please dont.

Sorry, thats just how I felt about conan. Im a hard core Ninja Gaiden fan, so take that into consideration.

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#15 mjarantilla
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Robert Howard must be rolling in his grave.
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#16 mutenpika
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Trust me, the voice acting is even sillier later in the game.
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#17 kevy619
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Trust me, the voice acting is even sillier later in the game.mutenpika

Im actually curious to hear it, lol.

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#18 MickeyTheNinja
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[QUOTE="kevy619"]It wasnt that bad, it was like God of War with even lower quality voice acting.gameruk2010

Dont insult my fav game like that, please dont.

Its true

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#19 O_Lineman17
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[QUOTE="gameruk2010"]

[QUOTE="kevy619"]It wasnt that bad, it was like God of War with even lower quality voice acting.MickeyTheNinja

Dont insult my fav game like that, please dont.

Its true

Yeah seemed a lot like God of War, and Heavenly Sword, except for you could block in Conan. I really did not like Heavenly Sword's gameplay, I actually thought some things in conan should have been implemented into heavenly sword's fighting. It's not a good game...just not terrible...

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#20 TheOwnerOner
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I thought the game was OK,

definately not bad.

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#21 butteater86
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That's interesting, considering you have Kratos in your avy.
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#22 d_black
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Yeah it was pretty terrible. Conan is the movie was never depicted as an intelligent man exactly but still, Conan in the game looks like an individual with severe mental issues. He looks like someone who on their way to save the world would get distracted by butterflies.
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#23 deactivated-618bc23e9b1c9
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I'm predicting a 5.0 score.
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#24 kapp1
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I remember something about servicing women from the demo. :lol:TekkenMaster606
Conan: "I am Conan. I serve no man." Warrior Queen: "Would you serve a woman, then?" Conan: "Service her, aye. And gladly." LAWL
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#25 E M I N 3 M
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I beat the game a couple of weeks back, it's not that bad. The last boss was a pain in the a**!! The story was pretty boring, the voice acting was terrible, but something kept me playing....maybe it was that you get to rescue naked chicks on every level? :lol: j/k Seriously though, it kind of reminded me of a not so good, wannabe, GoW. Plus, buying up all the skill moves & trying them out wascool. Of course decapitating & dismembering guys was pretty cool also. I'd say rent it if anything...It had its entertaining moments *shrug*

P.S. I heard this game was based on the book & not the movies? I wouldnt know cause i never read the book & haven't seen the movies in god knows how long....

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#26 Vandalvideo
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I enjoyed the servering of the hands and heads and splitting people in half. I played it many times.
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#27 blue_hazy_basic  Moderator
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I thought the game was OK,

definately not bad.

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#28 -Abraxas-
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I'll do as i please, woman.
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#29 skyform
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The demo is a complet trash, but thats just my opinion.
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#30 coltonnaslund
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ya....I played for about 5 minutes before I shut it off....I forgot to delete it....but it is next on my agenda

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#31 Big_Black_Eyes
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The best demo I have ever played. The graphics is so realistic.
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#32 allnamestaken
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I laughed out loud while I was playing it a couple times.
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#33 Kahuna_1
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This game is worse looking than God of War 2..a PS2 game, the dialog is pathetic, and the gameplay is about as boring as boring can get besides cutting people in half.
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#34 dracula_16
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I played through the demo once andthen I immediately deleted it off my hard drive. As far as gameplay is concerned it's a God of War ripoff except with more button mashing. At least some of the gory moves were cool looking. I'd be surprised if it scored above a 6.0 here.