should there had been a game based on Chuck Norris ?

people go on and on and I guess he was a master at martial arts and i havent see a game about him or anything. ud think someone so badass and popular would have one right ? :question:

What is with people and Chuck Norris anyway? Contary to (seemingly) popular opinion, Chuck Norris does not kick ass. Chuck Norris is a theatrically worthless, washed-up B actor who was forced out of acting, resorting to ten "Total Gym Workout" commercials a day to feed his coke habit. I guess he should've followed the cheesy, pseudo-inspirational "lessons" the characters he played taught.

It would make more sense if the whole Outside-Inside joke, was based on someone who actually "kicked some ass" (arguably) in his day, like Steven Seagal, Van Damme, even Vin Diesel. "Chuck Norris kicks no ass."

feed his coke habit.

Van Damme

SailorMars

And, Van Damme DOES actually kick ass.

What is with people and Chuck Norris anyway? Contary to (seemingly) popular opinion, Chuck Norris does not kick ass. Chuck Norris is a theatrically worthless, washed-up B actor who was forced out of acting, resorting to ten "Total Gym Workout" commercials a day to feed his coke habit. I guess he should've followed the cheesy, pseudo-inspirational "lessons" the characters he played taught.

It would make more sense if the whole Outside-Inside joke, was based on someone who actually "kicked some ass" (arguably) in his day, like Steven Seagal, Van Damme, even Vin Diesel. "Chuck Norris kicks no ass."

SailorMars

Actually, if memory serves people orignally made those sort of jokes about Vin Diesel, but switched to Chuck Norris when it was found the inane facts were better when applied to him (he's a more comical figure I suppose). 

 

What is with people and Chuck Norris anyway? Contary to (seemingly) popular opinion, Chuck Norris does not kick ass. Chuck Norris is a theatrically worthless, washed-up B actor who was forced out of acting, resorting to ten "Total Gym Workout" commercials a day to feed his coke habit. I guess he should've followed the cheesy, pseudo-inspirational "lessons" the characters he played taught.

It would make more sense if the whole Outside-Inside joke, was based on someone who actually "kicked some ass" (arguably) in his day, like Steven Seagal, Van Damme, even Vin Diesel. "Chuck Norris kicks no ass."

SailorMars

 Chuck Norris is a 6-Time World Karate Champion. And I cant believe you actually mentioned Van Damme ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!  Vane Damme was the cheesiest actor and the biggest wuss in existence.

  Vane Damme was the cheesiest actor and the biggest wuss in existence.EnergyAbsorber

And, you gotta love when Van Damme is about to kick ass, his upper lip starts to shake/tremble.

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What is with people and Chuck Norris anyway? Contary to (seemingly) popular opinion, Chuck Norris does not kick ass. Chuck Norris is a theatrically worthless, washed-up B actor who was forced out of acting, resorting to ten "Total Gym Workout" commercials a day to feed his coke habit. I guess he should've followed the cheesy, pseudo-inspirational "lessons" the characters he played taught.

It would make more sense if the whole Outside-Inside joke, was based on someone who actually "kicked some ass" (arguably) in his day, like Steven Seagal, Van Damme, even Vin Diesel. "Chuck Norris kicks no ass."

EnergyAbsorber

Chuck Norris is a 6-Time World Karate Champion. And I cant believe you actually mentioned Van Damme ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Vane Damme was the cheesiest actor and the biggest wuss in existence.

*Van Damme voice* "I kick ass, I kiss ass."

[QUOTE="SailorMars"]

feed his coke habit.

Van Damme

Jandurin

And, Van Damme DOES actually kick ass.

Not only does coke cause the above problems, [Diet Coke] has been proven by modern science to be a leading cause of cancer in males and females ages 1-105. After passing the age of 105 the body's immune system creates a new antibiotic known as Chuck Norris cells. These cells can kill every disease ever, even spontaneous combustion. It is caused by the .0001% chance that a molecule of Ingredient X mutates into Ingredient Y. Ingredient Y is harmless by itself but has a 0.0000002% chance of mutating into a cancerous mass.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coke :P :lol:

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="SailorMars"]

feed his coke habit.

Van Damme

Caramel_Fantasy

And, Van Damme DOES actually kick ass.

Not only does coke cause the above problems, [Diet Coke] has been proven by modern science to be a leading cause of cancer in males and females ages 1-105. After passing the age of 105 the body's immune system creates a new antibiotic known as Chuck Norris cells. These cells can kill every disease ever, even spontaneous combustion. It is caused by the .0001% chance that a molecule of Ingredient X mutates into Ingredient Y. Ingredient Y is harmless by itself but has a 0.0000002% chance of mutating into a cancerous mass.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coke :P :lol:

this has to be the worst and the most stupidest post of the day. here. you deserve this:

People saying bad things abut chuck norris on teh interwebs?

what has this world come too.  

People saying bad things abut chuck norris on teh interwebs?

what has this world come too.  

JPOBS

[QUOTE="JPOBS"]

People saying bad things abut chuck norris on teh interwebs?

what has this world come too.

Jandurin

and his tears cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.  

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="JPOBS"]

People saying bad things abut chuck norris on teh interwebs?

what has this world come too.

JPOBS

and his tears cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.

just too bad he's a used up douche. 

When god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!" chuck norris said "SAY PLEASE!"

would be awesome be cant see it happening

Chuck Norris is a washed up loser....Jack Bauer kicks assArsenal140

Jack's an inferior version of Columbo.

Columbo the original the best. 

There it is. :PisDoooomed

there's also a missing in action arcade game 

[QUOTE="JPOBS"][QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="JPOBS"]

People saying bad things abut chuck norris on teh interwebs?

what has this world come too.

latinrage69

and his tears cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.

just too bad he's a used up douche.

[QUOTE="Arsenal140"]Chuck Norris is a washed up loser....Jack Bauer kicks assHoobinator

Jack's an inferior version of Columbo.

Columbo the original the best.

im gonna have to disagree with you there.....jack bauer is THE man 

I'd watch what I say if I were you. Chuck Norris does drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls- and it has a wireless internet connection.

:lol:

[QUOTE="Arsenal140"]Chuck Norris is a washed up loser....Jack Bauer kicks assHoobinator

Jack's an inferior version of Columbo.

Columbo the original the best. 

Columbo was the **** I still watch that show.

And Chuck Norris was more than just an actor. I think he won a few world class martial arts awards or something like that.

Chuck Norris is the worst acter ever followed closely by steven seagal if a game was to be made about them it would be a game where u would'nt get hit and had infinite health just like all their lame washed up second rate movies chigga102

Hah guess you never seen a Van Damme movie before, that guy is only allowed to do some lowbudget movies cuz he can do one or two kickmoves.

Chuck Norris is not that bad actor and he is a goood singer too, ever heard titlemelody of walker texas rangers?:lol: 

He won 6 world championships in a row. Was the first man ever in the western hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree black belt in tae kwon do. He is a legend that has many more accalaids than the ones mentioned. He gets all this recognition because he deserves it.

Research is your best friend.

He won 6 world championships in a row. Was the first man ever in the western hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree black belt in tae kwon do. He is a legend that has many more accalaids than the ones mentioned. He gets all this recognition because he deserves it.

Research is your best friend.

 

sailor232

I can't believe that people didn't know this and then say he doesn't kick butt...

he's the most talented fighter out of all living actors...van damne and steven segal weren't real fighters... 

There it is. :PisDoooomed

Yeah, I was going to say, I have that game sitting around in my basement somewhere.

Yes.

It should be called, "Chuck Norris Kills All Game Icons and Pop Celebrities."

It would be an extremely easy game, but fun all the same.

Yes.

It should be called, "Chuck Norris Kills All Game Icons and Pop Celebrities."

It would be an extremely easy game, but fun all the same.

FoamingPanda

people go on and on and I guess he was a master at martial arts and i havent see a game about him or anything. ud think someone so badass and popular would have one right ? :question:

TheCSPeaceMaker

What would be the point, you'd finish the game in 5 seconds with chuck norris. 

[QUOTE="latinrage69"][QUOTE="JPOBS"][QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="JPOBS"]

People saying bad things abut chuck norris on teh interwebs?

what has this world come too.

JPOBS

and his tears cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.

just too bad he's a used up douche.

chuck norris doesn't need to work. he sits at home playing with his wii(ner) and people come by to kiss his ass.

Yes.

It should be called, "Chuck Norris Kills All Game Icons and Pop Celebrities."

It would be an extremely easy game, but fun all the same.

FoamingPanda

Sounds like "I'm Okay: A Murder Simulator"

What is with people and Chuck Norris anyway? Contary to (seemingly) popular opinion, Chuck Norris does not kick ass. Chuck Norris is a theatrically worthless, washed-up B actor who was forced out of acting, resorting to ten "Total Gym Workout" commercials a day to feed his coke habit. I guess he should've followed the cheesy, pseudo-inspirational "lessons" the characters he played taught.

It would make more sense if the whole Outside-Inside joke, was based on someone who actually "kicked some ass" (arguably) in his day, like Steven Seagal, Van Damme, even Vin Diesel. "Chuck Norris kicks no ass."

SailorMars

amen 

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He won 6 world championships in a row. Was the first man ever in the western hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree black belt in tae kwon do. He is a legend that has many more accalaids than the ones mentioned. He gets all this recognition because he deserves it.

Research is your best friend.

 

slystallion26

I can't believe that people didn't know this and then say he doesn't kick butt...

he's the most talented fighter out of all living actors...van damne and steven segal weren't real fighters...

agreed