Smash Bros Polygon - 6.5 - "Zero Suit Samus is very sexist"

Just kidding

Well, what the **** shall I do with this pitchfork?

It'll probably be true though.

We should accept all sexuality except a straight males.

What did Samus do that makes her sexist? Is she stare-raping all the male fighters?

Ah perfect. It was believable.

I 100% believed you OP.

@bldgirsh: I know right. I was getting out the torches

Well atleast give a link. http://www.polygon.com/2014/11/19/7246537/where-is-polygons-review-of-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u

lol oh my god. I was about to suplex my computer. Nice post OP.

If it has princess Peach in it then it is sexist...

**** you blaberdon

Damn it... Shouldn't have popped the popcorn till after I read the OP. Way to pull the string blab.