So i am legitimately freaked out right now.

I know this is going to be disregarded as BS, and i have no way of proving that i didn't write this other than making a video of my handwriting and showing it's not how I write -- I so wish I had done a ****ing unboxing video, but i digress. So today after hooking my Xbox One up, DLing the update, cleaning my room etc. I looked in my empty Xbox One packaging and found this note at the bottom

i'm fully aware none of you are likely to believe, hell, close friends of mine think I'm full of **** but I'm not the type to do this. I'm keeping my box, but Kinect is absolutely 100% staying unplugged or pointed at my monitor with 2 girls 1 cup on loop. If you want me to post a timestamp of my Xbox One, I can do so as well -- still wouldn't validate my post but I'm hoping some of you are willing to take me for my word. i know Chinese workers do this kind of thing from time to time, only with pleas of help, not warnings as far as I know.

You got my note, I see. Good....

im good with encrypted messages, i think it says you are being watched

You need to get out of the country as soon as possible, don't tell your friends and family, use a different name and start a new life.

Greatness awaits you

you are being watched - Edward Snowden

slow night tonight in system wars..

CBS Interactive, the owner of Gamespot, is also owned by Microsoft. Not a smart move to post here...

Anyhow, I'm reminded of the story of the Chinese prisoner working in a labor camp sweatshop making goods for the American market hiding notes about conditions in the product itself - see story here - but I doubt that's the case. Probably a Sony fanboy working for a gaming retailer hid the note in the inventory.

That's pretty funny. But seriously man, calm down. An employee at wherever you bought your console at just slipped the note into the packaging as a prank to freak someone out. Just happened to be you.

reminds me of encountering the dark brotherhood in skyrim

If this were serious you wouldn't have come to SW with it...

Where else would I go? lol the news wouldn't believe me either.

Anyway, I'm sorry for wasting your time -- I genuinely believed it was real but my father owned up to it. I honestly have no earthly idea how he managed to slip it into the box -- no clue whatsoever but it brings me peace of mind at the very least lol. Well played either way, definitely had me going.

It's funny because it's actually true.

Microsoft sent that to everyone who brought an xbone, seeing as nasa is spying on you 24/7 even when you are having sex.

Well not you ofcourse, You have virgin written all over you.

Ouch? lol okay Pokemon.

They're being more upfront about it than I thought they would have been.

Follow the white rabbit.

you kinda signed in to being watched when you bought an xbone. Don't you watch any news? why do you think microsoft pushed so hard for kinect to be forced into xbone?

It's a conspiracy man.

You should go to the store you bought it at and tell them what happened and you don't appreciate whoever did that and demand for a gift card or store credit for your troubles. Someone putting a note in the box is like someone putting boogers in your food you ordered. lol.

Something outside the matrix is trying to tell you something, follow the white rabbit.

excellent, excellent, all is falling into place......all that remains is the final judgement.....

Meh.

SW is hitting new lows... wow.

Foxconn Cows know Lemmings are easily scared but this one is a extreme pantsy .

It worked .

What note?

You've been compromised.... Destroy phone.

What note? I see no note.

What was the note?

was it musical?