Street Cleaning Simulator - GS Review 1.5!

Couldn't find the hype thread so I'm not sure if this one flopped or not. Review here.

The good:

Nicely detailed sweeper vehicles

Not a realistic sim. AI vehicles try their best to destroy you. Horrendously slow. No replay value.

In case this wasn't already inherently meant for System Wars, I would like to proclaim this fine piece of technology as just another showing of PC superiority. As far as I know, street cleaning sims are a bit scarce on consoles, which is certainly a shame.

Since the Nintendo influences here are enormously evident, it's pretty clear Nintendo helped stimulate the production of this game. Developing for the PC can only mean one thing, Nintendo is beginning to rethink it's current direction. Which solidifies the idea Nintendo is indeed dying.

Ironically they've chosen to jump to another dying platform. Weird.

What do you think my fellow warriors?

To much like Call of Duty.

I agree with the user score, GS should fire whoever wrote that review.

Consolized piece of ***.

And Street Cleaning was a fun idea for games to begin with? :lol: Other simulation games (flight, train) made more sense.

PC Gaming - Keeping the streets clean

Eh, it's too consolized.charizard1605

Its sad wen a fantastic idea has to suffer at the hands of these evil consoles.

The disease of consolization strikes yet again.

[QUOTE="charizard1605"]Eh, it's too consolized.Lucianu

Its sad wen a fantastic idea has to suffer at the hands of these evil consoles.

The disease of consolization strikes yet again.

There goes my hope for a good street cleaning sim. :roll:

I agree with the user score, GS should fire whoever wrote that review.

agpickle

14 perferct 10s out of 14 user scores. :lol:

It's the community that keeps me coming back...

LOL its user score is 10:lol:

critics are wrong, average user score is 10, I trust users more than critics.

critics are wrong, average user score is 10, I trust users more than critics.

M4Ntan

To much like Call of Duty.

Mr-Espresso

Gamespot clearly couldn't handle the game so they gave it a 1.5. :x

I like that out of the 15 player votes the game has an average of 10.

some broom fanboy plagued the review, it is now a 9.9 :(

some broom fanboy plagued the review, it is now a 9.9 :(

M4Ntan

THEN F*** THIS GAME IT SUCKS NOW.

some broom fanboy plagued the review, it is now a 9.9 :(

M4Ntan

Stupid broomers. Let the street cleaner have it's day!

some broom fanboy plagued the review, it is now a 9.9 :(

M4Ntan

I think it's more than obvious that the review didn't "understand" the game. User score all the way

some broom fanboy plagued the review, it is now a 9.9 :(

M4Ntan

Those broom fanboys are always constantly whining about genre progression. They probably still think Baldur's Gate is the pinnacle of RPG's or something ( lolz ).

I laugh at the people who thought games like Battlefield 3 or Uncharted 3 had even the slightest chance to get game of the year, against the might of Street Cleaning Simulator.

Haha that review was very entertaining to read, I laughed quite a lot! :D

Seriously, a street cleaning simulator, why would anyone spend money on producing this unless it's some rich dude trying to troll.

Haha that review was very entertaining to read, I laughed quite a lot! :D

Seriously, a street cleaning simulator, why would anyone spend money on producing this unless it's some rich dude trying to troll.

xWoW_Rougex

When I see a Street Cleaner go past the first thing that springs to mind is "That looks pretty awesome, I want a turn" and now my lifelong dreams can be realised. Can't wait for DLC.

The user score. :lol:

It could of sold a lot of copies if they had better advertising. I only saw their commercials on MTV, people who watch mtv already are street cleaners, they don't want to come home from work and play a game that is their job.

The problem with trying to obey the traffic laws is that the other cars don't. You might be patiently waiting at a red light when out of nowhere a deranged driver in a Vauxhall Corsa crashes into you

Often, while making your way to a filthy road, you can spy two cars in the distance, bouncing up and down on the spot like motorised space hoppers and then sinking into the floor

Pedestrians are just as incomprehensible. If you drive into them, they disappear.

It could of sold a lot of copies if they had better advertising. I only saw their commercials on MTV, people who watch mtv already are street cleaners, they don't want to come home from work and play a game that is their job.

M4Ntan

LOL! Good one. :lol:

Just what I always wanted!... I think we're looking at 2011 Game of the Year!

This game is gonna be legendary, this is history in the making, people.

I heard people were making fun of my GOTY, so I had to come check out this thread.

Whilst the idea of a Street Cleaning Simulator is something we can all get behind, the only good simulators areFootball management sims, and racing sims.

My mind was blown when I first started playing this game. The intro was really deep, it gave me chills within the first 2 minutes and they didn't go away until an hour later. The soundtrack is amazing, on par with Hans Zimmer some might say. The world is immersive, it has that great atmosphere that most games are lacking, I actually felt like I was cleaning streets at times, it was crazy. The graphics are on par with modded crysis. This is definitely going to be many people's game of the year, no doubt about that. The story is very gripping, I could not stop playing because I wanted to know what would happen next, the story writers deserve a nice bonus. I cannot wait for the sequel, (spoiler) the ending was a huge cliff hanger, really pissed me off, but it was very exciting.(end spoiler) YOU NEED TO BUY THIS GAME, IT IS THE BOMB DIGGITY.

hell of a review

Whilst the idea of a Street Cleaning Simulator is something we can all get behind, the only good simulators areFootball management sims, and racing sims.

-Snooze-

[QUOTE="-Snooze-"]

Whilst the idea of a Street Cleaning Simulator is something we can all get behind, the only good simulators areFootball management sims, and racing sims.

Arach666

Farming Simulator 2011 is awesome too!

it has that great atmosphere that most games are lacking, I actually felt like I was cleaning streets at times, it was crazy.

[QUOTE="Arach666"]

[QUOTE="-Snooze-"]

Whilst the idea of a Street Cleaning Simulator is something we can all get behind, the only good simulators areFootball management sims, and racing sims.

Ly_the_Fairy

Farming Simulator 2011 is awesome too!

[QUOTE="Ly_the_Fairy"]

[QUOTE="Arach666"] Probably the best and most accurate sims are fligth sims,don´t forget those. ;)

Arach666

Farming Simulator 2011 is awesome too!

You have 48 hours to get out of town :evil:

Is this game really that good? Should i purchase it? I'm confuzed..

[QUOTE="Arach666"][QUOTE="Ly_the_Fairy"]

Farming Simulator 2011 is awesome too!

Ly_the_Fairy

You have 48 hours to get out of town :evil: