Surprise, surprise, they are dumbing down Halo's brilliant narrative for the Cows...

http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/02/23/dice-2017-all-future-halo-shooters-will-have-split-screen-support

Okay, where should I begin? Sony's Horizon Zero: YAWN! Is a complete borefest and a joke of a game. It rips entire segments from the Lion King? http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/02/21/8-ways-to-tell-if-youll-like-horizon-zero-dawn

Really? All flash and no true substance typical of Sony's development studios. Not to mention using women like pawns in the system wars sinisterly. Can you even play as a man in the game? *crickets* I asked, can you even play multiplayer or as a man? *tumbleweed and a long silence*. Halo 5 lets you customize and be a woman or a man and even has women characters.

So what game is truly the feminist game? I will give you and all women a hint... Halo 5.

Yeah, the PS4 sells the most but so does Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, and the Lion King right? Naturally it is amusing to see Sony getting away with stealing from Disney. What a double standard, could you imagine how enthralled Cows would be if Master Chief sang "Circle of Life".

Meanwhile Microsoft has always prepared god tier stories worthy of praise and admiration. I will admit that the first Halo and Gears of War had basic stories but they were well done despite being simplistic.

Gears 2 still sends shivers down the spines of true gamers that were blessed enough to experience it. What if I told you all that I have to wear diapers when playing Xbox One because the games on it send me into such a stage of awe that I drool and soil myself in sheer reverence of the vistas, storytelling, and atmosphere unraveling?

I pity PC gamers and am glad that they can experience butchered versions of our true exclusives. Where is rumble? Oh yeah that is right, rumble would destroy the ability to game with a mouse and is a feature most PCs are incapable of pulling off. The mouse just destroys the possibility of any immersion on any game for PC other than a mouse clicking simulator. Hahaha. Sorry guys truth hurts and the only reason you are not playing on consoles is because your parents won't let you or bullies will not let you. I whole heartily welcome you all to the Xbox One if you all want to game with the best system available at the moment.

Drops mic on behalf of the 99% of gamers fed up with the 1%.

Did anyone else die of laughter? Lmao nice trolling man, loved it.

Well well, damage control is already in labeling me a troll. Face it, Cows bought Xbox Ones, played Halo 5 and could not figure it out. So then they whined so much about it that Microsoft caved in.

What the ever loving f*ck