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#1 rocktimusprime
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Let's take a moment to remember some of the greatest moments, and not so great moments in System Wars existance. So do us all a favor, post links to your favorite threads, post your favorite quotes, favorite ownage and favorite reasons you got suspended.

My personal favorites?

 Ahh when Mastercharged said he'd shoot himself in the head if Motorstorm scored less than 9.7.

Or getting suspend for "offensive use of the word retarded"

The Sony Failure Timeline (god rest it's soul)

The Twilight Princess ownage was the equivalent of a cult mass suicide.

And the Letdown i mean Crackdown ownage was pretty funny too.

 

Ahh the memories, post yours! 

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#2 pundog
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I can't wait for the next Zelda TP-like review. Not because I hate any faction/games, I just loved all the threads yelling "biased!". Hopefully it'll be something huge like Mario Galaxy, MGS 4, Crysis or Halo 3.
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#3 El_Fanboy
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OFJC. anyone remember that? i feel old.... :(
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#4 Shadow_op
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Resistance flopping... Ace_556 owning the crap outta the mods.
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#5 chunding_basic
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I don't know if anyone remembers the mystery "MEGA TON" announcement that was supposed to be made wayyyy back in the day.  It was after the cube was released, probably in late 2001 sometime.  What a terrible rumor.
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#6 MasterChumly
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OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(El_Fanboy

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?

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#7 El_Fanboy
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I don't know if anyone remembers the mystery "MEGA TON" announcement that was supposed to be made wayyyy back in the day. It was after the cube was released, probably in late 2001 sometime. What a terrible rumor.chunding_basic
lmao yes. MEGATON!!!! didnt it turn out to be some capcom games? killer 7 was one i think. or it might have been nothing.all i remember was sheep got shaved...
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#8 Tiefster
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I can't wait for the next Zelda TP-like review. Not because I hate any faction/games, I just loved all the threads yelling "biased!". Hopefully it'll be something huge like Mario Galaxy, MGS 4, Crysis or Halo 3. pundog


If its Halo 3 I'll laugh really hard.  Its not that i don't like the series, its just that its way over-hyped and over-rated.
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#9 hamumu
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It went something like this, back when ChocolatePengy graced the forums.

"Hitler and Einstein were in two totally different time periods.

 

Someone can probably provide the right quote.

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#10 MasterChumly
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Did anyone here post on Gamespots old bored before they "remade" them or whatever?  I believe that was like sub cube/xbox era.
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#11 El_Fanboy
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[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(MasterChumly

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?

yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.
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#12 chunding_basic
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[QUOTE="chunding_basic"]I don't know if anyone remembers the mystery "MEGA TON" announcement that was supposed to be made wayyyy back in the day. It was after the cube was released, probably in late 2001 sometime. What a terrible rumor.El_Fanboy


lmao yes. MEGATON!!!!

didnt it turn out to be some capcom games? killer 7 was one i think.

or it might have been nothing.all i remember was sheep got shaved...

 

LOL, yeah "MEGATON" went on forever, and people insisted that it was true. The hype just kept building and building. I really think it was nothing, however capcom DID have a statement (a little bit later) about 5 games (or something like that) that were supposed to be game cube exlusives and awesome. Killer 7 was one, a dragon flying game was another......dang, it's been so long!

Sheep did get shaved, LOL.

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#13 MasterChumly
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[QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(El_Fanboy

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe).  Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.

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#14 pundog
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[QUOTE="pundog"]I can't wait for the next Zelda TP-like review. Not because I hate any faction/games, I just loved all the threads yelling "biased!". Hopefully it'll be something huge like Mario Galaxy, MGS 4, Crysis or Halo 3. Tiefster


If its Halo 3 I'll laugh really hard.  Its not that i don't like the series, its just that its way over-hyped and over-rated.

I want Crysis to flop the most out of those, because the PC'ers would explode from all the crap they'd be taking. Just imagine if it was reviewed on the same day as Halo 3 and Halo 3 got high AAA? I think I'd die laughing at the threads coming out then.
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#15 Shadow_op
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It went something like this, back when ChocolatePengy graced the forums.

"Hitler and Einstein were in two totally different time periods.

 

Someone can probably provide the right quote.

hamumu


That was Twinblade not CP!:lol:
I still think Ace_556 is the greatest Gamespotter ever....
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#16 Shadow_op
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[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(MasterChumly

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe).  Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.

Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:
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#17 pundog
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[QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(Shadow_op

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe).  Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.

Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:

That would be awesome, I can see the threads now with fanboys screaming "but the OFJC said it! It must be true!" with the other half yelling "Biased!!!".
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[QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(Shadow_op

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe). Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.

Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:

LOL
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ace_556 owning the mods (any links to that thread btw?) and of course the Zelda: TP review, it was like a freaking atomic bomb dropped on the Wii/Cube boards.
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#20 MasterChumly
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None of you are digging back far enough.   Anyone remember before casey was a mod?  Or I always seem to remember years ago system wars would be "flooded" with threads of the same topic name.  It usually like wouldnt be about gaming even just some random crap.  But then after a while I think the punishment got severe enough where people stopped that.
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#21 Shadow_op
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[QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(El_Fanboy

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe). Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.

Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:

LOL

PM me if u guys want it so i can get names down lol. also track me :P
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#22 -KinGz-
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[QUOTE="Solid-CELL"]ace_556 owning the mods (any links to that thread btw?) and of course the Zelda: TP review, it was like a freaking atomic bomb dropped on the Wii/Cube boards.

I wanna see that thread too.
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#23 iunderstand
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I remember someone posting an image about Warhawks beautiful landscapes, then realizing that there was no land in the picture whatsoever.
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[QUOTE="Solid-CELL"]ace_556 owning the mods (any links to that thread btw?)

and of course the Zelda: TP review, it was like a freaking atomic bomb dropped on the Wii/Cube boards.-KinGz-


I wanna see that thread too.

As do I...

 

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#25 MasterChumly
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[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(Shadow_op

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe). Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.


Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:



LOL


PM me if u guys want it so i can get names down lol. also track me :P

Unfortunately I think thats something we cannot copy.  Its dead and buried only the creators could bring it back to life.

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#26 hamumu
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[QUOTE="Solid-CELL"]ace_556 owning the mods (any links to that thread btw?)

and of course the Zelda: TP review, it was like a freaking atomic bomb dropped on the Wii/Cube boards.-KinGz-


I wanna see that thread too.

The thread was deleted for obvious reasons. (Porn)

Basically, Ace_556 made a misleading topic title to get people to enter, and inside was a porn picture of a famous celebrity (I can't remember her name, but I think she was black).

There were no mods on at the time, and so the thread got many, many replies (300+ or something) for a few hours, until mods finally came.

Everyone who posted anything (Including me) got week bans. People who quoted the picture got 30-day bans I believe.

It sparked a few stickies and some new rules.

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#27 Shadow_op
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[QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(MasterChumly

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe). Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.


Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:



LOL


PM me if u guys want it so i can get names down lol. also track me :P

Unfortunately I think thats something we cannot copy.  Its dead and buried only the creators could bring it back to life.

They're probably all banned lawl:P Thoguh i think we could do a similar thing....
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#28 Shadow_op
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[QUOTE="-KinGz-"][QUOTE="Solid-CELL"]ace_556 owning the mods (any links to that thread btw?)

and of course the Zelda: TP review, it was like a freaking atomic bomb dropped on the Wii/Cube boards.hamumu



I wanna see that thread too.

The thread was deleted for obvious reasons. (Porn)

Basically, Ace_556 made a misleading topic title to get people to enter, and inside was a porn picture of a famous celebrity (I can't remember her name, but I think she was black).

There were no mods on at the time, and so the thread got many, many replies (300+ or something) for a few hours, until mods finally came.

Everyone who posted anything (Including me) got week bans. People who quoted the picture got 30-day bans I believe.

It sparked a few stickies and some new rules.

dude....wasn't it like 1300 posts?
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#29 pundog
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[QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(Shadow_op

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe). Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.


Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:



LOL


PM me if u guys want it so i can get names down lol. also track me :P

Unfortunately I think thats something we cannot copy.  Its dead and buried only the creators could bring it back to life.

They're probably all banned lawl:P Thoguh i think we could do a similar thing....

I'd be in as long as you get any of the originals that are still here to give their blessings to it. Probably would need a new name though.
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#30 Panzer_Zwei
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Anyone remembers that guy who challenged all of the hermits saying that Doom 3 was going to flop? that was classic, I think.
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#31 hamumu
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[QUOTE="hamumu"]

[QUOTE="-KinGz-"][QUOTE="Solid-CELL"]ace_556 owning the mods (any links to that thread btw?)

and of course the Zelda: TP review, it was like a freaking atomic bomb dropped on the Wii/Cube boards.Shadow_op



I wanna see that thread too.

The thread was deleted for obvious reasons. (Porn)

Basically, Ace_556 made a misleading topic title to get people to enter, and inside was a porn picture of a famous celebrity (I can't remember her name, but I think she was black).

There were no mods on at the time, and so the thread got many, many replies (300+ or something) for a few hours, until mods finally came.

Everyone who posted anything (Including me) got week bans. People who quoted the picture got 30-day bans I believe.

It sparked a few stickies and some new rules.

dude....wasn't it like 1300 posts?

Yeah, idk, I just know that it got incredibly huge. It kinda sucked when I got a temp ban for it though.

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[QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="Shadow_op"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"][QUOTE="El_Fanboy"][QUOTE="MasterChumly"]

[QUOTE="El_Fanboy"]OFJC. anyone remember that?

i feel old.... :(pundog

I BELIEVE i remember that but im having a complete brain fart wasnt that like 4 years ago?



yep. for people who weren't around for this, some popular members got together and formed a kind of supreme court for whether games flopped or not here, called the Official Flop Judiciary Committee. and everyone hated the crap out of those guys, which is kind of funny, since i was actually a member lol.

I remember they had that picture of judges with there names kinda pasted on them (I believe). Also was casey one of those people or not I cant remember.


Maybe we should Resurface it? make a whole new one perhaps? i'll make the union if u guys want...:twisted:



LOL


PM me if u guys want it so i can get names down lol. also track me :P

Unfortunately I think thats something we cannot copy.  Its dead and buried only the creators could bring it back to life.


They're probably all banned lawl:P
Thoguh i think we could do a similar thing....


I'd be in as long as you get any of the originals that are still here to give their blessings to it. Probably would need a new name though.


An "official" concil to decide if something flopped on these fourms, I can't belive such a thing could even remotely exist with how disunited we were but still... lol.. what a fun idea, it'd be cool if you started it again, I wouldn't mind being a part of it... though I really have no influance.