Tech Rapper Wars

If you could associate a Tech Company with an appropriate rapper, what would they spit?.. If you wanna you use rock or some **** fine.. But, you better bring some fire. I used,

• Apple: Lil' Wayne (Why is he still here? He still makes that money, though)
• Google: MGK (Disrupting the damn game. He's pretty cool sometimes. Stupid hair.)
• Microsoft: Fabolous (Killin' the competition. Never swerves.)
• Blackberry: Ghostface Killah **** he never left! His guns is chunky.)
• Linux: Trae Tha Truth (If you like that fine, I guess.)
• Ubuntu: Papoose (He could run this if he tried.)
• Nintendo: 50 Cent (Never count him out. He likes money, he really likes money.)
• Sony: Cory Gunz (One day he'll come with the best album ever. Maybe next time. Yea!, next time! Yea..)

I don't really care if these are "wrong," I just came up with it. ~ What'chu got?

Looking at all of those sellout rappers makes me miss Tupac.

EDIT:

Oh wait, you're just comparing tech companies to "rappers." You have crap taste in the genre.

Okay I'll do it then:

Microsoft: Tupac

Sony: Lil Wayne

Nintendo: Biggie Smalls

What?! Nah-nah-nah. This is the state of the insdustry, not what rapper is better, necessarily. 50 is still **** good, just not relevant. I was gonna put Raekwon, but he did kinda leave. Ghost Never left. MGK is **** it up for everybody! The best rapper is: "Who gives a **** In 5 years, if Ouya makes it, and everybody is playing Farmville on it, more than COD, I'ma be sad.

Microsoft: Tupac

Nintendo: MC Hammer

Sony: Vanilla Ice

Tupac > Eminem > Everyone else

Rap sucks.clyde46