Terrible news: Gordon Freeman spotted near Large Hadron Collider

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#1 jrpgliker
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Well, that was fun, wasn't it, human race? We had a good run, didn't we? Had a few laughs? ... Oh, why are we saying goodbye to everyone we know and love? Well, as you can see in the picture above, Gordon Freeman was recently spotted at the Large Hadron Collider, a device with the capability to create a world-ending black hole.

Sure that's troubling enough, but here's the beautiful part: They're turning it on tomorrow. Yeah, and Gordon Freeman is there, so there's absolutely no way it's going to go well. We just want to be the first to say: We called it.

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#2 CreepyBacon
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rotfl that's a good find. We're doomed.
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#3 JangoWuzHere
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I saw the G-Man their as well.

I think we are all gonna die:O.

STARTING WITH YOU "points at TC" :P

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#4 angelkimne
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In other news John McCaine gets Barack Rolled !
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#$%@
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#6 JangoWuzHere
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In other news John McCaine gets Barack Rolled !angelkimne

:D

lol epic win:)

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#7 II_Seraphim_II
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I dont see a crow bar yet, so we fight still be safe.....
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#8 Bentham
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Terrible News: This was posted many times.
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#9 mjarantilla
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I dont see a crow bar yet, so we fight still be safe.....II_Seraphim_II

I see a long-handled socket wrench. Is that close enough to end the world?

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#10 molinex
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you mean this guy??

:shock:

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#11 Shafftehr
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This was posted earlier... Did you just rip it off the other thread this was in? Oh, and your delivery was terrible.
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#12 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]I dont see a crow bar yet, so we fight still be safe.....mjarantilla

I see a long-handled socket wrench. Is that close enough to end the world?

oh crap....this isnt looking good :?

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#13 skrat_01
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Hahah saw this earlier today.

While we are at it, on Kotaku

Only One Man Can Save Us From The Large Hadron Collider

In reality, the activation of the large Hadron Collider won't end the planet. But reality is boring. Wouldn't it be more interesting if it really did usher in our ultimate destruction? OK, maybe not interesting. More like...terrible. So terrible that, uh, actually, we'd better make sure it doesn't mean the complete end of the human race. And what better way to ensure the safety of homo sapiens than to do what the gang at news aggreator site Reddit did, and send an emergency package to Switzerland. Who was it addressed to? The only man who's been through this whole "catastrophic, world-ending physics experiment" thing before. Within? A crowbar, a book and a note.

"Get this to Gordon Freeman. He'll know what to do."

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#14 Rob_101
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you mean this guy??

:shock:

molinex

:shock:

Oh no...

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#15 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="molinex"]

you mean this guy??

:shock:

Rob_101

:shock:

Oh no...

crap! Now we'll never get to see the third batman!!! :cry:

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[QUOTE="Rob_101"][QUOTE="molinex"]

you mean this guy??

:shock:

II_Seraphim_II

:shock:

Oh no...

crap! Now we'll never get to see the third batman!!! :cry:

Why not? This just means we will watch the movie with our new Vortigaunt friends.

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#17 freek666
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I hear Xen is lovely this time of year.
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#18 jaisimar_chelse
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I hear Xen is lovely this time of year.freek666

:lol:

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#19 wally2nv
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LOL and all those G-man post are funny too :lol: