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THE CATEGORIES
Special Achievements
The "My Name + Some Numbers = Awesome" Award for Best Username:
The "I Don't Even Know Your Username Anymore, to Be Honest" Award for Best Avatar:
The "I Don't Want to Be Aroused on a Gaming Forum, Dammit!" Award for Best Sig:
The "Bad Poetry + Pretty Pictures = Win" Award for Best Designer/Artist:
The "Well, I Read It for the Articles" Award for Best Blog:
The "Damn, Premature Detonation" Award for Best Hype Thread:
The "We Will Never Forget" Award for Most Legendary Thread:
The "You Know What I Call a Thread With 1000 Posts? Tuesday." Award for Best Thread Creator:
The "But Does It Have Da Foliage?" Award for Best System Wars Meme:
The "All of My Enemies Have Conspired Against Me" Award for Best System Wars Bet:
The "Gambling's a Funny Business, Kids. Sometimes You Lose" Award for Best System Wars Better:
The "My Hobby? Resurrection" Award for Best User Who Came Back from the Dead:
The "Banned? Nah, He's Totally Still Here" Award for Best User Who Was Banned This Year:
THE System Wars AWARDS:
The "Lord Spamalot" Award for User Who (Almost) Posts Too Much:
The "And Like That... He's Gone" Award for User Who Should Post More:
The "How's That Novel Coming, Bro?" Award for Best Writer:
The "/Thread" Award for Best Debater:
The "Connoisseur" Award for Finest Taste:
The "Tom McShea" Award for Finest Community Reviewer:
The "Klass Act" Award for Classiest User:
The "Grand Master Lulz" Award for Funniest User:
The "Climbing in Your Window, Snatching Your People Up" Award for Most Outgoing/Crazy User:
The "I Hope He's the One that Bans Me" Award for Best Mod:
The "No One Man Should Have All That Power" Award for User Who Should Be a Mod:
The "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica" Award for Most Factual User:
The "Did He Seriously Just Start Talking About Ludonarrative Dissonance?" Award for Most Intelligent User:
The "Like A Fine Wine" Award for Best Member of the System Wars Old Guard:
The "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" Award for Best New User:
The "You Know His Name" Award for Most Respected User:
System Wars King/Queen:
The "YOUR WINNER!" Dubious Honors
The "Michael Patcher" Award for Worst Predictions:
The "Your Posts Didn't Make Me Want to Throw Up This Year. Congrats." Award for Most Improved User:
The "Barrel Scraper" Award for Special Recognition in the Field of Hyping Terrible Games/Systems:
The "Yo, I'm Real Happy for You, and I'mma Let You Finish, But..." Award for Biggest Ego:
The "8.8" Award for Biggest Flop of the Year:
The "Post That Thread One More Goddamn Time, I Dare You" Award for Most Overdone Thread Topic:The "Spec Ops: The Line" Award for Biggest Change in Personality:
The "Son, You've Got a Condition" Award for User Most Likely to Go Off-Topic:
The "Fox News" Award for Most Committed, Slavish Devotion to a Game, Developer, Brand or System:The "Like A (Broken) Record, Baby" Award for Worst Posting Gimmick:
The "Just... Just Stop" Award for Worst Thread Creator:
The "Do You Even Lift?" Award for Best Rage Moment:
The "You Really Should Write a Novel, Bro" Award for User Most Likely To Write A TL;DR-Worthy Post:
The "Needs Moar Charts" Award for Best Troll:
The "LOL I TROLL YOU" Award for Worst Troll:
The "arbitor365" Award for Mastery in the Art of Self-Ownage:
Platform Awards
The "Girlfriend? Can I Buy One On Steam?" Award for Biggest PC Aficionado:
The "Still Waiting for that AAAAE" Award for Biggest Xbox360 Aficionado:
The "Even When We Lose the MetaGame, We Win. SDC, B!tches" Award for Biggest Sony Aficionado:
The" "F*ck Your HD... Wait, Nevermind" Award for Biggest Nintendo Aficionado:
The "You Don't Have a Vita? F*cking Casual" Award for a Genuine Manticore:
The System Wars Awards
SWA History
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