The Xbox 360 has had an amazing life span, it has been going on since 2005. That's before the iPhone, before Twitter, before Youtube! But has anyone actually checked to see if it's still alive?
Where are the games? Some Gears of Wars prequel? They have gone so far down that joint they are going backwards. What else, the usual third party ports?  Let's face it, Lemmings; your system has been smelling up this place for a good while now.
Look at that thing, it has Call of Duty 2 on the faceplate. People born after Call of Duty 2 came out can now register and post here among us! They'll have better grammar than some of us too!
The Xbox 360 died in 2009, having lived it's full generational lifetime of 4 years (same as the original Xbox). Sales were going down, it was ready to go. But something happened, the Kinect:
Microsoft rebooted the console as a whole new system with this amazing thing called Kinect that let you play with a controller, and the console experienced sales similar to that of a new launch!
That's right, the Xbox 360 is a zombie.
For the past few years you Lemmings have been playing a zombie. Microsoft knows it's dead, that's why they make their E3 press conferences be about Kinectimals and Univision and Nickelodeon. "Core gamers? Ha! Let the third parties care about that, we gonna rake in the cash!" says Palmer and other Microsoft stooges.Â
And what's worse, since zombie Xbox 360 was more popular than alive Xbox 360, guess which system they will try to model their next-gen system from?
That's right, the dead one.
You guys are going to be getting a corpse next-gen, with full Univision support, no used games, always online DRM, paywall multiplayer, and the usual works from Microsoft. Congrats, Lemmings; you are now doomed.
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