The 360 is a polished turd, its games polished turdlets.

The 360 is a polished turd.

The Turd (360)

1) Overhyped on the internet* despite breaking faster and more often than a chinese microwave. The 360 dies of RROD more than fat people take heart attacks.

2) Overhyped on the internet* for its Live service. Despite paying for something that constantly lags. Live lags worse than old people ****.

3) Overhyped on the internet*, despite having a medium from the 1990's. DVD.

The Turdlets (Games)

1) Halo 3, overhyped on the internet*, despite being a rehash of a rehash (High Res Halo 1)

2) Sorry, I'm already stuck thinking of a second game exclusive to the 360. Nobody outside SW even knows what they are.

3) Alan Wake (WTF), Too Human (WTF), Fable (WTF) ... all overhyped on SW**

*- Denotes reviews from internet media - i.e: biased geekery. By default, a reviewer on the internet is a geek. By default, 360 fanboys are geeks. Therefore, any opinion/review of 360 merchandise on the internet is biased. Therefore, its crap is overated, some might say out of sheer desperation. Ergo the term, polished turd/turdlets.

** - Denotes 360 fanboys on Gamespots 'System Wars'. Said fanboys will overhype turdlets that nobody has even heard of, for the sole fact that they're Xbox 360-only. That the games they speak of are trash matters not. Their doctrine is, that if you hype it enough, it'll compete with the big boys.

The 360 is a polished turd.

The Turd (360)

1) Overhyped on the internet* despite breaking faster and more often than a chinese microwave. The 360 dies of RROD more than fat people take heart attacks.

2) Overhyped on the internet* for its Live service. Despite paying for something that constantly lags. Live lags worse than old people ****.

3) Overhyped on the internet*, despite having a medium from the 1990's. DVD.

The Turdlets (Games)

1) Halo 3, overhyped on the internet*, despite being a rehash of a rehash (High Res Halo 1)

2) Sorry, I'm already stuck thinking of a second game exclusive to the 360. Nobody outside SW even knows what they are.

3) Alan Wake (WTF), Too Human (WTF), Fable (WTF) ... all overhyped on SW**

*- Denotes reviews from internet media - i.e: biased geekery. By default, a reviewer on the internet is a geek. By default, 360 fanboys are geeks. Therefore, any opinion/review of 360 merchandise on the internet is biased. Therefore, its crap is overated, some might say out of sheer desperation. Ergo the term, polished turd/turdlets.

** - Denotes 360 fanboys on Gamespots 'System Wars'. Said fanboys will overhype turdlets that nobody has even heard of, for the sole fact that they're Xbox 360-only. That the games they speak of are trash matters not. Their doctrine is, that if you hype it enough, it'll compete with the big boys.

roadkill88

then what does that make the ps3?

If that be the case then the 360 and this thread go hand in hand. ;)SecretPolice

Ya, the TC has created one of the most idiotic posts I have seen in a long time to start off a thread.

i have a 360 and i agree with this thread....should be stickiedwhybuyaxbox360

sure you do

i have a 360 and i agree with this thread....should be stickiedwhybuyaxbox360

Well, if someone who owns a 360 feels this way maybe I am all turned around on the subject.:roll:

BTW, I was born yesterday at 9am PST.

Yeah the TC is correct.

I mean you can polish a turd all you want but it's still a turd.:P

This thread just reminded me of two girls one cup:cry:

Yeah the TC is correct.

I mean you can polish a turd all you want but it's still a turd.:P

This thread just reminded me of two girls one cup:cry:

DaBrainz

nooooooo dont mention that vid plllz lmao :(

The PS3 is just the same thing...with sprinkles on top.jknight5422

dear me dear me, bringing up RROD minus 10 points

not only do you use the sony defense force "laggy 50$ halo 2.5 online" you go even further and call it laggy 50$ halo 1 online . minus 10 points.

the "1990s DVD works better than your "future" blu ray. and it's funny the best graphics ever belong to a game on DVD. minus 10 points.

by default xbox 360 reviews are biased minus a million points

this has got to be the most amazingly **** thread since... ever?

The 360 is a polished turd.

The Turd (360)

1) Overhyped on the internet* despite breaking faster and more often than a chinese microwave. The 360 dies of RROD more than fat people take heart attacks.

2) Overhyped on the internet* for its Live service. Despite paying for something that constantly lags. Live lags worse than old people ****.

3) Overhyped on the internet*, despite having a medium from the 1990's. DVD.

The Turdlets (Games)

1) Halo 3, overhyped on the internet*, despite being a rehash of a rehash (High Res Halo 1)

2) Sorry, I'm already stuck thinking of a second game exclusive to the 360. Nobody outside SW even knows what they are.

3) Alan Wake (WTF), Too Human (WTF), Fable (WTF) ... all overhyped on SW**

*- Denotes reviews from internet media - i.e: biased geekery. By default, a reviewer on the internet is a geek. By default, 360 fanboys are geeks. Therefore, any opinion/review of 360 merchandise on the internet is biased. Therefore, its crap is overated, some might say out of sheer desperation. Ergo the term, polished turd/turdlets.

** - Denotes 360 fanboys on Gamespots 'System Wars'. Said fanboys will overhype turdlets that nobody has even heard of, for the sole fact that they're Xbox 360-only. That the games they speak of are trash matters not. Their doctrine is, that if you hype it enough, it'll compete with the big boys.

roadkill88

Is it just me or does the TC sound like Stan Marsh's mean older sister( South Park). This thread is to rediculus to make a fanboy upset. My first and last post here.

Is it just me or does the TC sound like Stan Marsh's mean older sister( South Park). This thread is to rediculus to make a fanboy upset. My first and last post here.

L1qu1dSword

haha true!:P

This flamebait is terrible, take it back and tell the chef i want some new flamebait with less sucky sauce.6matt6

Would you like some butter with that cornyness?

lol Sorry I had to do that.

This topic is the worst i have ever seen.

Also, how can you polish turd? :? I'm confused... :|