The 3DS still sucks? Vita still dominating? #TheBlabIsBack

Here's some music for this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw&feature=kp

No, no, it does not.

"Finally, finally , the 3DS... [is a] system that I went from an absolute disappointment, to relatively decent, to a dust collector, to something I'm actually finding more and more great games on.."

Read more here:

http://www.endlessbacklog.com/index.php/forum/gaming/185-happy-third-birthday-3ds

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So the 3DS will turn three in the US and that land called Europe, any other memories you guys have that are shorter?

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Also, happy second birthday to the Vita. To go over its sheer dominance over the 3DS, let's go over some stats:

When each was two years old, the Vita has released 195 games in the US.

The 3DS, when it turned two, had 140

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In 2013, known by some as the "Year of the 3DS," the Vita had 31 games released with over a 75 Metacritic score

The 3DS had 24

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On GameSpot, the Vita has 5 games released with a 9.0 or higher (not counting Bit.Trip Runner 2 and Rayman Legends, both reviewed with a 9 on other systems, not having a Vita score)

The 3DS has 1

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In 2014, the Vita has 6 games with a 75 Metacritic score or higher, and 8 games with a 70 or higher

The 3DS has 2 games with a 75 or higher and 3 games with a 70 or higher

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Out of those 2014 releases with a 70 or higher, the Vita has 5 exclusive titles

The 3DS has 3

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Of course, on the other hand, of games released in 2014, the Vita has 0 games with a 45 Metacritic score or lower

The 3DS has 1 games

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WHY DOES THE VITA DOMINATE?

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Also, in other news, I got a Galaxy Note 3, aka THE GOAT phone.

Man, this phone is a goddamn beautiful piece of tech BUT WHERE THE **** IS PEGGLE? HUH ANDROID?

Disagree? Agree? Apple's App Store destroys solely because of Peggle. Android's got them specs, but what is life without Peggle.

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Also Peggle is part of the Humble Bundle. Buy it fools. Support charity:

https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

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Peggle is also proof that WE DON'T NEED NO TITANFALL OR DARK SOULS TO SCORE 9.0s TO SHOW A WINNER OF THIS CONSOLE RACE.

Xbox One and Xbox 360 master race.

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Can we also take a moment and laugh the **** out at cows?

"Bu-bu-but Red Dead's PS3 resolution doesn't matter!"

"LOL TITANFALL 782p!"

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"Hermits are mad about TLoU looking so good! Resolution doesn't matter when the NAUGHTY GODS WORK ON IT"

"Ha, 1080p for life!"

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"Ninja Gaiden Sigma is platform exclusive so PS3 wins!"

"TitanFall isn't on the PS4 but it's on the PC!"

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"Xbox One can't do 1080p"

"Killzone Shadow Fall has the gorgeous bloom!"

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"360 has no exclusives with a 9 or higher the PS3 wins!"

"Forza 5... uh... it doesn't count"

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And countless others. The hypocrisy is outstanding. Thank you I_can_haz, doyouevenshit_bro, and countless other cows for modifying your Sony systems into your condoms. Disgusting

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Anyways, good to be back. Apparently that Rambo game blows chunks. Why the **** did it get a 6 here?

http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/rambo-the-video-game-review/1900-6415678/

YOU HEAR ME TYLER HICKS? DID STALLONE PAY YOU OFF?

TL;DR version:

Lol I'm not reading that shit, find out yourself

i'd like to welcome you back blabadons.

Thanks psy

So you can porn suicide and then come back after a month? Lame.

lol, awesome.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

Thanks y'all

You must have mixed me up with some other undignified numpty Matt. Perhaps it is @WadeFan you are thinking of?

Anyways, if it's porn you want, feel free to post any. Not my loss.

yet the system still fails to move units, mean while 3ds has more good exclusives and games that cant be played elsewhere,

haaaaii

Haaaaii Livio. Man, it hurts me to see you in those threads where you look like you actually want to discuss a game and the fanboys come attacking. What a *comment censored by super600* community sometimes right?

Any good games you've been playing? Ever play Luigi's Mansion 3DS?

well ...time to laugh at the vita again i guess...welcome back blab.

Oh, I hardly bother these days :p

But yeah, it's shitpost city up in heah.

Hmm.. I just bought EDF: Insect Armageddon off of XBL. And then there's EDF: 2025 on Ps3 that I'm playing. Besides that, just jumping back and forth between other games. And yes, I do have played Luigi's Mansion 2.

Whatchu been up to?

It's pretty crazy and funny. A friend got me into it. Really enjoy it, despite not being so much into anime.

The other stuff they made had one season. This studio tells a story over the span of a certain amount of episodes. The stuff I watched from them never dealt with seasons like that, so when this ends, it ends.

@Blabadon: #TheBlabIsBack....interesting.

Blabby boy!!!

Blabs back?!?!

Fixed. :)

Welcome back Blab try not to be so daft this time eh? :D

It really is. I like how they do it. One story just spun out over a few episodes.

When I see how many episodes Bleach has, I just shake my head :p
I would've given up a loooooooooong time ago.

But yeah, it'll be tough to say goodbye to the KlK universe.

Inb4 lock and ban

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Welcome back Vita Bro.

Don't you have a blue_hazy_baby to be delivering?

Congrats on that again btw.

I should email you what the customer service wrote to me regarding you XD

@Blabadon: etd Thursday

I enjoy my Vita. It looks nice collecting dust. Not because there's nothing to play on it, but because I haven't given it the time. There's times where I bring it by my night stand to play before I fall asleep, and then I just don't. It's depressing. I need to show it some love. Maybe I'll have some luck trying the remote play stuff when Ground Zeroes comes out. I should also replay Peace Walker on it. The 3D chess game on the PSN store is quite nice as well. I just can't seem to really get into the newer games for the Vita, despite their quality. I think if I go on a vacation to a place I don't want to be that will kick-start my love for it again.

Ayy, cheers. Can't wait to see its Gerard Butler beard.

Yeah, my 3DS and Vita have both been collecting dust too. If not for Spelunky and Luigi's Mansion, I don't know what I'd do with them. This new phone has me hooked.

Peace Walker would be so much nicer if it was native to the Vita and, you know, had some actually good level design.

@Blabadon: you should, I've been in need of something to read while I crap

Here's some appropriate reading for the shitter.

@Blabadon: When I first played Peace Walker on the GO I was amazed. My astonishment was probably due to the condensed visuals of the game on a smaller screen making them appear really crisp, but nonetheless I was excited. The level design is definitely a bit linear but I still managed to put a crazy amount of hours into it. The amount of side ops missions that changed things up a bit was crazy and it wasn't until I unlocked the bandana stealth camo that I stopped playing. The Monster Hunter missions were definitley cool as well.

Pretty much the same here. I really liked it on the Go, but certain aspects of the game were absolutely infuriating (that button mashing sequence came straight from the deepest pits of hell).

I just wish the missions were done better. They're just so mundane with admittedly pretty levels that often lack diversity. Still, hnnnng dual analogs on Vita. If only it was online.

In honor of this momentous occasion... I present to you...

THE VITA BROS:

@bbkkristian said:

In honor of this momentous occasion... I present to you...

THE VITA BROS:

lelz, anime. lelz weeboos.

Wait, I'm a Vita bro? When did this happen?

Mmm yeah. It's not all bad, obviously. Just seeing some go over a 1000 episodes... Man, I just find that crazy :p

Yeah, I did watch Dragonball Z. I liked that a lot. I think I've just gotten tired of how certain animes(like DBZ) take 15 episodes to get something going. Not with KlK. It's crazy nuts, and balls-out from the get-go. And it just keeps going.

KlK Vita game? Well, if there was ever a reason to get your Vita on, that game, is it!

@bbkkristian said:

In honor of this momentous occasion... I present to you...

THE VITA BROS:

Poor DSS.

@Blabadon: *ISeeWhatYouDidThere.gif*

@Blabadon: f*** I forgot DSS... :( I need a new one now.

blog it

Welcome back, Blabadon. Although I don't know exactly what happened to make you banned, it's nice to see you return.

Oh god it took me weeks to beat that sequence. I think I repressed that mission from memory and that's why I forgot about it. I nearly had an aneurysm. Never again. I don't even want to play it anymore.

Alright, PRESENTING (again)...

The Brotherhood of the Vita Master Race!!

We have one spot open. Apply now, and become a brother.

All of my what?

I guess I should just sell my 3DS now.