The best games all have GUNS in them

The simple truth is that the most fun (best) video games ever made feature big ass guns for you to kill stuff. Half life, Bioshock, Halo, Deus Ex, Doom, Gears of war, COD4, Quake, UT, Crysis, RE4, Goldeneye, PD, MGS, GTA, Ace Combat, THESE ARE THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE. Not yourgirly RPG's with ugly elf women casting heal spells at each other, not your platform games with a half racoon half rabbit freak jumping on a robots head for a cash reward.

GUNS AND LOTS OF THEM MAKE FOR A GREAT GAME. Add in lots of blood and guts for extra fun. Even Jericho with all its problems is more fun than Zelda TP or Shadow of the colossus, because YOU KILL DEMONS WITH GUNS, for this reason alone it should have scored 9/10.

People don't want story lines that involve friendship or love, THAT'S FOR WIMPS. It's human nature to want to kill stuff with the biggest and best weapons man can create in reality or in gaming form. Which is why games with guns are so appealing, so great, better than everything else.

You know this is the truth, why do you think there are so many games with guns, so many FPS, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST. You can call me mad, no better than a bald headed space marine, but I speak the friggin truth. The video game world only exists so that we can kill stuff with guns.

All other games are crap, well racing games aren't bad, but that's becasuse you can kill stuff with a car. I expect sheep to have a problem with this as Nintendo don't do guns, I know it's madness isn't it. They seem to forget that if you want your game to be good it must have big guns for you to kill stuff.

Well, there are legions of sports game fans. They may disagree.

I could say LBP. But, seriously, what adult is going to say they love LBP more than CoD4, let's say? Well, we know what kind of adult. One with pokemon cards.

So thats why Mario sucks so bad....apart from Sunshine which had a water gun :)

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Okay, not ever, but you're probably going to land in people's signatures.

Sonic and Mario dont have guns

Sonic and Mario dont have guns

mingo123

Shadow the Hedgehog had a gun IIRC, that game must be AAA material then.

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Sonic and Mario dont have guns

NECR0CHILD313

Shadow the Hedgehog had a gun IIRC, that game must be AAA material then.

LOL....Must be and all this time I thought Shadow's game sucked

LoZ: OoT. No guns.

/thread

You knowTCthere is a real war going on with real guns, blood and guts. How about you join up it might help you get off on your gun violence fixation.

You knowTCthere is a real war going on with real guns, blood and guts. How about you join up it might help you get off on your gun violence fixation.

bcrich959

The simple truth is that the most fun (best) video games ever made feature big ass guns for you to kill stuff. Half life, Bioshock, Halo, Deus Ex, Doom, Gears of war, COD4, Quake, UT, Crysis, RE4, Goldeneye, PD, MGS, GTA, Ace Combat, THESE ARE THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE. Not yourgirly RPG's with ugly elf women casting heal spells at each other, not your platform games with a half racoon half rabbit freak jumping on a robots head for a cash reward.

GUNS AND LOTS OF THEM MAKE FOR A GREAT GAME. Add in lots of blood and guts for extra fun. Even Jericho with all its problems is more fun than Zelda TP or Shadow of the colossus, because YOU KILL DEMONS WITH GUNS, for this reason alone it should have scored 9/10.

People don't want story lines that involve friendship or love, THAT'S FOR WIMPS. It's human nature to want to kill stuff with the biggest and best weapons man can create in reality or in gaming form. Which is why games with guns are so appealing, so great, better than everything else.

You know this is the truth, why do you think there are so many games with guns, so many FPS, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST. You can call me mad, no better than a bald headed space marine, but I speak the friggin truth. The video game world only exists so that we can kill stuff with guns.

All other games are crap, well racing games aren't bad, but that's becasuse you can kill stuff with a car. I expect sheep to have a problem with this as Nintendo don't do guns, I know it's madness isn't it. They seem to forget that if you want your game to be good it must have big guns for you to kill stuff.

Nick-M40A3

Well, World of Warcraft just failed your whole thread. Largest userbase a game has, and it's a MMORPG, it has some guns but usually no one uses them. Everyone likes swords and magic.

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You knowTCthere is a real war going on with real guns, blood and guts. How about you join up it might help you get off on your gun violence fixation.

KungfuKitten

I guess they figured the graphics aren't realistic enough for them.

Well this is The United States of America,

This place was founded by our Gun toting, Trigger Happy Forefathers.

And not Big haired Emo Metro sexual elfs.

Sounds like the 360 is the perfect system for you!NECR0CHILD313

Yes and a mtching rubber room.

Final Fantasy, the Legend of Zelda, and Mario laugh at you.GIJames248

Actually Final Fantasy does have guns, but I get what ur sayin.

Well this is The United States of America,

This place was founded by our Gun toting, Trigger Happy Forefathers.

And not Big haired Emo Metro sexual elfs.

BitterExtract

Ummm.... this is the 2nd guy that should be allowed to have an opinion....

THIS IS THE INTERNET, NOT THE USA.... /sigh, typical American

honestly my top 10 would not include games with all guns

infact, i'm more of a melee person

give me a sword, hammer, or hand to hand combat

but thats still regarding competetive games

gotta say, i dont remember playing with guns in okami...

i do love when you invite a casual friend to play smash though

instantly "oh man this dude has a gun on their arm, awesome"

anyways, i get what you're saying... and so does the video game industry

teenage boys love the phalice, so they cater especially towards you

I'm assuming the TC is like seven or eight. I certainly hope no adult is this deluded.

The only good games are the ones with guns, huh? Ryu and Ken taught me a long time ago that nothing beats blue fireballs and gravity defying uppercuts.8)

Well this is The United States of America,

This place was founded by our Gun toting, Trigger Happy Forefathers.

And not Big haired Emo Metro sexual elfs.

BitterExtract

prepare to be disappointed by japanese history

The simple truth is that the most fun (best) video games ever made feature big ass guns for you to kill stuff. Half life, Bioshock, Halo, Deus Ex, Doom, Gears of war, COD4, Quake, UT, Crysis, RE4, Goldeneye, PD, MGS, GTA, Ace Combat, THESE ARE THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE. Not yourgirly RPG's with ugly elf women casting heal spells at each other, not your platform games with a half racoon half rabbit freak jumping on a robots head for a cash reward.

GUNS AND LOTS OF THEM MAKE FOR A GREAT GAME. Add in lots of blood and guts for extra fun. Even Jericho with all its problems is more fun than Zelda TP or Shadow of the colossus, because YOU KILL DEMONS WITH GUNS, for this reason alone it should have scored 9/10.

People don't want story lines that involve friendship or love, THAT'S FOR WIMPS. It's human nature to want to kill stuff with the biggest and best weapons man can create in reality or in gaming form. Which is why games with guns are so appealing, so great, better than everything else.

You know this is the truth, why do you think there are so many games with guns, so many FPS, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST. You can call me mad, no better than a bald headed space marine, but I speak the friggin truth. The video game world only exists so that we can kill stuff with guns.

All other games are crap, well racing games aren't bad, but that's becasuse you can kill stuff with a car. I expect sheep to have a problem with this as Nintendo don't do guns, I know it's madness isn't it. They seem to forget that if you want your game to be good it must have big guns for you to kill stuff.

Nick-M40A3

You're American, aren't ya? If so, then please get out of my country. People like you are the reason why the world hates us.

Sonic and Mario dont have guns

mingo123

they do have projectiles, bullets and firearms. shadow had guns. mario had fireballs, bullet bob, etc.

So do many of the worst games. See "Gun"Private_Vegas

I can do ya one better:

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Well this is The United States of America,

This place was founded by our Gun toting, Trigger Happy Forefathers.

And not Big haired Emo Metro sexual elfs.

samusarmada

prepare to be disappointed by japanese history

burnnnnnnnnn

just about every RPG has guns too. but this is a reality of warfare, modern and even classic. projectiles have been a weapon since cavemen threw stones...since we learned how to make and hurl a spear. guns are simply an evolution of those things.

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Sonic and Mario dont have guns

Dreams-Visions

they do have projectiles, bullets and firearms. shadow had guns. mario had fireballs, bullet bob, etc.

does a bow and arrow count as a gun?

im just wondering seeing the definition of a gun is "a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)"

i think the question now is, are there any games without guns?

Its so true really,

I remember in Zelda OOT when I pulled out my Glock and blasted Ganondorf,

I love how every time a topic about guns is brought up america is brought up in a bad way. Every civilization on PLANET EARTH was created by violence (gun swords knives ect ect) so when you say "Well it's america..." your forgetting that your country was founded the same way.

And back on topic the TC is obviously very narrow minded when it comes to his deffenition of a good game and shouldnt be taken seriously.

I disagree there aren't any in Mario and Zelda game and they are brilliant games