NINTENDO WIII - HELLO UGLY!!! evary game looks like big blocks maed of fat ugly dots teh colar of failure! if I wanted to see a really ugly game liek this I'd dress Jerry up in teh Pac Mac costume and shove him into an early grave AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA JUST KIDDING YYUO CANT SHOVE JERRY ANYWHERE BECUASE THATS LIEK PUSHING A LARGE MOON. anywaysnindendodo wiiis all ugley games and has nothing fun on it except mayeb when you put a DVD in it of somebodey playing a NES for hours. BTW, evary game has mario in it and I hate mario!!! its for children. MARIO CATCHES A GHOST! MARIO DRIVES A CAR TO DELIVER GROCERIES! MARIO PLUCKS A STRING FROM THIS MAN'S NOSTRIL! MARIO SAVES A FERRET FROM THE HARSH WORLD OF TEH MINOR LEAGUE BASKETBALL COMBINE! I hate mario.
XBOX 365 - I dont buy microsoft products becuase Bill Gates stole open source from Linux Torvalds and its a mononoploy. plus its big and white and teh only person here who lieks big and whitte things hear is Jerry's mom (she drinks a lot of milk! gross!!!) wait yuo can play Grand Thefy Auto on it and I liek that game because its liek living 50 Cents life! tru thugs 4evar shot a cop drop some dope beates in my hood homie hahahahah a rap
PALAYSTATION 3 -
I dnot know WHAT THIS SI but its prOBALY in the PLAYSATION 3! ENUFF SAID!
Nintendo 64 DS - THIS SYSTAM IS AWSOME NOW I CAN FINALLY PALAY MARIO GAMES ON A TINYER SCREEN! THANK YOU MODARN TECHNOLOGY FOR SUCH LEAPS AND BOUNDS of faith!!! also it coems with a pen and yuo can write love letters to Jodie Foster on teh screen and send them to teh president or soemthing wft why do I want to do taht/ There si also a game called "nintendo dogs" and you pay soembody $30 to pet a fake dog for 50 hours until your arms cramp up and explaode. hey why dont I send Nintendo $50 and maeybe they will let me cut there grasss for a month wwowowowow what a slam ball of a deal thanks Japan.
SNOY PLAYSTATION 2PSP - Ive always wanted too watch Spidar Man 2 on a 3 inch screen thanks Sony for makeing my dreams come true. ITS LIEK WATCHING MOVIES ON A BIG TV EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A BIG TV ITS A SMALL TV!!! REVOLUTIONARY!!! SOMEBODY PLEAS CALL CONDOLISA RICE AND RECOMMEND SONY FOR A NATIONAL PRIZE!!! PLEAS REBUY ALL YUOR DVDS SO YUO CAN WATCH THEM ON SNOY'S TV SET FOR TINY MEN
CONSOLE JOKE #1 -
Q: what do yuo call somebody who plays teh nintendo Wiiwii
A: YOUr INFANT SON AND / OR DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!
CONSOLE JOEK #2 -
Q: what do yuo call somebody who palays the Microsoft Xbob 360?
A: INCARCERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONSOLE JOKE #3 -
Q: LAIR!!!
A: (taht is teh whole joke)
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