[QUOTE="Unforgiven2870"][QUOTE="Gamefisher86"]before I continue I would to post a link to those who have no idea what this is about.... its a little story involving ps2, ps3 wii, GCN, xbox, xbox360
anyway here is the link.... http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25523020&page=9
anyway....
xbox360: ARRRRRGGGH!! I cannot believe it!
xbox: what seems to be the matter?
xbox360: Its that stupid playstation tribe! They are training the newest member!
xbox: Why are you getting worked up about it? You can beat him. By the way what is his name... wait are you talking about psp? He is not a threat! Dont be stupid!
xbox360: No! you Dolt! Its...
xbox: How Dare you speak to your sensei in such a manner!!
xbox360: I....I am sorry sensei, i am just angry I....
xbox: do not forget that the microsoft tribe is the greatest of them all! we have all and we can get all!
xbox360: yes master I understand we have the power and money to get anything we want! we even made DMC4 join us!!!
xbox: now you understand!
xbox360: But master forgive me if I get to personal but didnt you lose the battle with grand master ps2?
xbox: SILENCE!
xbox360: forgive me.
xbox: now then....
Capcom: oh great lords! oh great lords! forgive me for intruding but I have urgent news!!!!
xbox: what is it servent! this better be good!
Capcom: it is my lord! I have news that the ps3 is in search of the mystical Wii to recieve training!
xbox360: WHAT!!!??
xbox: this cannot be! if the ps3 reaches the Wii all is lost!
xbox360: WHY WOULD HE BE GOING TO SEARCH FOR....
xbox: we all know that the playstation tribe derived from the nintendo clan. And as such the ps3 is showing some of the Wii's special abilities. As you all know the Wii may lack true power but she has fenominal skill with the numchuk! If Ps3 recieves more training on the numchuk then all is lost!!
xbox360: hhmmmm.... maybe not, you see the ps3 has not reached his true potential yet so there is still a chance!
xbox: yes, yes as long as he has not reached his potential he cannot win! Look xbox360 watever happens you must stop ps3 from reaching his potential. I know you have achieved it! this is good but you must not let ps3 reach it, for once he does all is lost for the microsoft tribe!
xbox360: I will not let him win! I am off!
xbox: Wait! Before you go I have called on the microsoft gods and they have answered. I want you to meet your brother!
xboxelit: I will not fail you sensei.
xbox360: this is incredible! he looks exactly like ps3!
xbox: yes, he is almost identical in everyway, he also has reached his potential as you have. But maybe both of you can stand a chance if ps3 does reach his potential.
xbox360: but having another that looks like the enemy, wont that anger the fans?
xbox: FooL! it was never about the fans! the microsoft tribe has always been here for world domination! If we get blind followers along the way that is a plus! The microsoft tribe has always been about money and power! Now off with the both of you! and capcom, off with ou too!
xbox360: yes master
xboxelite: yes master
capcom: yes money...er..master
to be continued
HappySunnGuy
Kojima : Muahaha Xbox 360 dosen't get MSG4,Yet you will bow to the PS3 for the day the true power of t3h cell is cracked.Xbox360:Elite!? We must stop him!
XboxElite:Sadly He's right Makeing me the 3rd SKU was a mistake and charge premium users of you 360, 179.99 to upgrade to a 120gb is stab at the 360 fans.
PS3:The Power of me is like a V8 toyota Twin Turbo Supra with over 1,000 HP under the hood with a Turbo charger .What do you come with elite?
Xboxelite:Just some soon to be outdated hd-dvd.I swear,soon M$ is going to make another 360 baby this time it will be with blu-ray.
Xbox: *Slaps elite* How dare you speak of such things!!!!!!!!!
Xbox 360:*points and laughs*
[enter wii]
wii: wtf. what are you doing?
ps3, xbox360: fighting for world domination.
wii: well, while your trying to outdo eachother, and making people pay for upgrades and such, m gonna go stand over there and grow more popular every second. later.
ps3: later
xbox 360: peace
narrator: while wii stood on the other side of the room and attracted family after family after family after family, the 360 and ps3 duked it out til they were both over 1000$ for the newest and best version. they both were tired, and wii came to check on th. sensing weakness, the wii started sopanking them mercilessly. the wii ended up having dominence, while microsoft and sony lost millions being dumb.
Chapter 2.
Narrator:While wii Stood around and attracted family and kiddies from all over the world.The wii has recently found out that in 5 years time they will be in 3rd place.
Wii:We are so domintaing outselling everyone and no one will ever catch us in sales!
PS3,360:Looks oddly at the wii.
360:You do realise that in 5 years time you will be in last place right?
Wii:BS!I will never come in third.
PS3:Yea riight tell that to your Master GameCube.
wii:How Dare you insult me!
PS3:Hey its not my fault they made you a turbocharged version of your master.
wii:Well at least we don't copy technology from other companys IE motion Sensing.
Narrator:Mean while there's a sudden knock at the door.2 misterious beings are on the outside waitng to get in.360 opens the door and ..... PS3 spits out its drank and the wii's eye browse raises stunned.360 has a jaw dropping moment.
Attari 2600:Walks In.With sega saturn following suit.
wii,360,PS3:What are you guys doing here!?!?
Attari,Saturn:We over heard you guys from down the way.We coulden't resist comming to talk to you guys.
Attari 2600:Now Wii if your going to complain about motion sensing technology being copied,let me remind you that the first motion sensing technology was first in the *Le Stick* model.Only avaliable for yours truely.
Saturn:I would like to also add.Remember i was the first with an actuall cd-rom drive inside of a compact console.I did really well during my days.
PS3:Well im glad the whole copying thing is out of the way.Wii?If you know anything,IF it hadden't been for your daddy Nintendo turnning his back on his brother Sony,I wouldn't be around right now same goes for my 2 older brothers ps1 and PS2.PS2 has sold over 1 million consoles.
Wii:So? whats that have to do with anything?
PS3:Your dad has gotten old,still living in the ring of times.Honestly If he keeps makeing rehashed Mario,Zelda,Metroid games his company will fall appart.Sure they are makeing $$$$$$ with the wii because its a family console.But more people in the world are hardcore gamers.I don't think they would want to play dumbed down version's of DMC4.
360:Well i got.Gears of war and hell Ace Combat is going to look good as well.Thank good for exlusives.
PS3:You have great games.As for Ace Combat being your exlusive?Uhh you know its going to come to me as well right?
360: i woulden't be suprised if it did.
PS3:Meh,anyways.Yo! saturn,Attari who do you think is going to win the console war?
Attari: PS3.
Saturn:Sorry,360 but you are makeing a good run but PS3 will still reign even though its off to a sloppy start.
360:Wth???Why not me!?
Saturn: Your BC is horrible,I could get me a ps3 and play games like twisted metal on it and thats from the PS1 days! lmao.
Attari:Ouch 360 that has to hurt.
360:Well i have a good BC list though to?
PS3: Pfft,yea a measley what? 2,000 games compaird to my 5,000+ games lmao.
360:Cries,Grrr thats it! i can't take it anymore im going to tell daddy gates on you!
PS3: bwuahah!Go ahead,even he will tell you that i will be in first place within 2 years.
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