The Gamer Commandments *All of System Wars come hither!*

While we don't have stone tablets, we do have laptops and pc's to record on, and that should be good enough. Help me draft some commandments that our fellow gamers should heed to! I'll go first:

Thou shalt not buy DLC for a Sub-AA game because it effectively cuts the player base in half and you will not find a match.(See Transformers: War for Cybertron)

Thou shall not buy a multiplat for consoles ;)

Thou shalt not judge a game by the platform it resides on.

Thou shall not put any girl before gaming

Thou shall not buy any map pack priced at more than 3.00 per map. Thou shall not use glitches in ranked online multiplayer matches. Thou shall not put gamerscore and or trophy score above enjoying video games.carljohnson3456

This one especially

Thou shalt not judge a game by the platform it resides on.

Xamax777

Thou shall not put any girl before gaming

DanteSuikoden

Thou shall not put any girl before gaming

DanteSuikoden

Thou shall not buy a multiplat for consoles ;)

DroidPhysX

Thou shall not feed your pc's graphic card addiction ;)

Though shall not buy a gimped ps3 port,

Though shall not buy anything from activision unless it's truly amazing, (pffft.)

Though shall buy valkyria chronicals if you own a ps3.

:P

[QUOTE="DanteSuikoden"]

Thou shall not put any girl before gaming

carljohnson3456

It be like that sometimes....girls can't fill the man's needs like a game

Black Ops is a good example :P

[QUOTE="carljohnson3456"][QUOTE="DanteSuikoden"]

Thou shall not put any girl before gaming

DanteSuikoden

It be like that sometimes....girls can't fill the man's needs like a game

Black Ops is a good example :P

You just broke another commandment :P

Thou shall not break the T.v where the game resides on.

1. You shall not pirate games, for you shall undoubtably die.

2. You shall not judge games that thou have not played, for it is Sin.

3. Do not curse the name of the Platform Lord (The PC), for thou shall undoubtably feel the mighty wrath of the Lord.

4. You shall not disrespect the Saints of Gaming (Mario, Metal Gear Solid, Diablo, Deus Ex, Chrono Trigger, Half Life, Doom etc.), for it is a mighty Sin, for which you will be punished to burn in Hell for a eternity.

5. Do not play on the forbidden systems created by the Devil himself, which are the 3DO, Jaguar, CDI, and the horrid abomination that is The Virtual Boy, for you shall undoubtably die.

6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more.

7. Honor your games which you love, and play them, but do not devote yourself to them. For the heart of man is easily tricked, and Satan shall not rest until Evil consumes you.

Man, i love my imagination, haha!

6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more. Lucianu

^^ i curse the phantom lord, because he is not for me :P and you forgot zelda as a gaming saint. how could you? :cry:

Don't knock it till you try it.

Don't knock it till you try it.

waltefmoney

I like this one

1. You shall not pirate games, for you shall undoubtably die.

2. You shall not judge games that thou have not played, for it is Sin.

3. Do not curse the name of the Platform Lord (The PC), for thou shall undoubtably feel the mighty wrath of the Lord.

4. You shall not disrespect the Saints of Gaming (Mario, Metal Gear Solid, Diablo, Deus Ex, Chrono Trigger, Half Life, Doom etc.), for it is a mighty Sin, for which you will be punished to burn in Hell for a eternity.

5. Do not play on the forbidden systems created by the Devil himself, which are the 3DO, Jaguar, CDI, and the horrid abomination that is The Virtual Boy, for you shall undoubtably die.

6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more.

7. Honor your games which you love, and play them, but do not devote yourself to them. For the heart of man is easily tricked, and Satan shall not rest until Evil consumes you.

Man, i love my imagination, haha!

Lucianu

[QUOTE="Lucianu"]6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more. carljohnson3456

Thou Shalt Not Make Wild Accusations/Theories/Rants/Blogs And Then Ignore Overwhelming Contrary Information or Evidence In An Attempt To Worship Your Platform.

Thou Shalt Not Make Wild Accusations/Theories/Rants/Blogs And Then Ignore Overwhelming Contrary Information or Evidence In An Attempt To Worship Your Platform.

Zeifer21x

Haha, that's a good one. Definitely The 8th Commandment.

1. Love the lord thy Valve with all thy heart, mind and soul.

2. Thou shalt not put any developer before Valve.

3. Thou shalt not take Gabe's weight in vain.

4. Thou shalt honor Firday Night, and stay up gaming.

5. Thou shalt obey thy online strategy guide, for you will live long and kill many.

6. Thou shalt not not murder.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery with IRL girls.

8. Thou shalt not pirate.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's PC.

10. Thou shalt not claim to have a system thou dost not possess.

(inspired by a recent topic)

Thou shalt not buy JRPGs because it only further adds to the laziness of the devs.

1. You shall not pirate games, for you shall undoubtably die.

2. You shall not judge games that thou have not played, for it is Sin.

3. Do not curse the name of the Platform Lord (The PC), for thou shall undoubtably feel the mighty wrath of the Lord.

4. You shall not disrespect the Saints of Gaming (Mario, Metal Gear Solid, Diablo, Deus Ex, Chrono Trigger, Half Life, Doom etc.), for it is a mighty Sin, for which you will be punished to burn in Hell for a eternity.

5. Do not play on the forbidden systems created by the Devil himself, which are the 3DO, Jaguar, CDI, and the horrid abomination that is The Virtual Boy, for you shall undoubtably die.

6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more.

7. Honor your games which you love, and play them, but do not devote yourself to them. For the heart of man is easily tricked, and Satan shall not rest until Evil consumes you.

Man, i love my imagination, haha!

Lucianu

. Thou hall not state that thou cannot play previous gen games because the graphics are not good enough for thee now.

. Thou shall not diss motion controls for they are the future (DA will still be around)

. Thou shall not say PS3 has no games

. Thou shall not say 360 has no exclusives

. Thou shall not say nintendo games are kiddie

. Thou shall not be a bias fanboy

.Thou shall not put graphics above all else in games

Thou hall not state that thou cannot play previous gen games because the graphics are not good enough for thee now.Wii4Fun

Thou shall hate Kotick simply because everyone else does.

"Respect thy developers."

Remember kids, even though they sometimes **** up...

...They still make the games you love the most.

Thou shal worship the gaming god that is ProjectNatalFan

Thou shal worship the gaming god that is ProjectNatalFan

Joseph-425

[QUOTE="Joseph-425"]

Thou shal worship the gaming god that is ProjectNatalFan

Head_of_games

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="Joseph-425"]

Thou shal worship the gaming god that is ProjectNatalFan

Joseph-425

Thou Shall Play Games and Not Numbers.

Thou Shall Play Games and Not Numbers.

LegatoSkyheart

I have played over 800 trillion 1's and 0's :cry: how far have I fallen? :P

[QUOTE="Joseph-425"]

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"] Ha! Thy false god means nothing to me! I spit upon the Kinect and worship the mighty Silver Controller!Head_of_games

Thou shalt acknowledge Ocarina of Time to be one, if not the best game ever made.

Thou shalt admit to PC being the superior platform.

Thou shalt consider any game good regardless of platform, but rather on quality.

Thou shalt have your own opinion, and shalt not rely on critic's scores.

Thou shalt not disrespect thy fellow gamers.

Thou shalt not judge a game on graphics alone.

Thou shalt not worship any system above gaming itself.

Thou shalt honor thy game developers, even when they mess up.

thou shall not feed the system war trolls....

Thou shall not buy a game by Activision

Thou shall not buy DLC of any kind.

Thou shall not buy what I think are bad games.

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Thou shalt attend to the cleanliness and scent of thine body before attending a midnight release or conference, for verily filth and stench is an abomination in these the holy gatherings. Thou shalt not use turbos or any other manner of performance enhancing modifications, for they soil the item and the user thereof. Thou shalt respect the grand ancestors of games, for though their appearances may seem quaint they have great power. Thou shalt not boot someone for a betrayal that was clearly and accident.sam_nintendo

LOL. I love these commandments.

Thou shall not put any girl before gaming

DanteSuikoden

Thou shalt find time for girls, and gaming. We don't want to be lonely!

6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more.

Lucianu

I love this :lol:

[QUOTE="Lucianu"]

6. You shall not take fanboys seriously, for they are possessed by Satan, and their souls are no more.

Lionheart08

I love this :lol: