The Naughtiest Game You Ever Bought?

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Well, our medium, video games, is filled with games that would be considered... lewd. Yes, we all love them, but we don't want to talk about them. It makes us look like basement dwelling virgins, and BY GOD, we are!

Now, what's the naughtiest game you ever bought? A game you order from Amazon OR digitally!

I WOULD go for Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. Like watching Game of Thrones with your parents..

There's a "Dress Up" mode

I once watched Game of Thrones with my moms, we admired Drogo's might.

Hard to say, I don't feel shame for the games I get.

Define Naughty game. in which sense?

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. Those "swimsuits" get uh... pretty skimpy. And there's a camera mode, save your pictures. But I bought it for the fun gameplay. Butt battles rule, just like Helena in a Godfather.

And I also got Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. It's not subtle at all.

Oh yeah, this is not really a guilty pleasure thing, because there's no such thing as guilty pleasure 8)

Just whatever you think is naughty, or would be considered naughty.

Whips. Penises. Hot women. Boobs. Bikinis. Zombies. I mean.. for real?

That beats Onechanbara :p

You only play manly games.

Dead or Alive.

Meh...

is shadow warrior count as naughty? lo wang suppose to be funny and badass at same time. he make me laugh sometimes.

I haven't bought any games like that but will be bayonetta 2 once I get it if that counts.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Does it have dildos?

Oh, Bayonetta ranks high at the naughty list, so definitely!

correct. i play those games that make me feel like badass.

Senran Kagura Burst.

Honorable mentions: Bayonetta, Killer is Dead.

Who? dildos? whats that?

Wait..You BOUGHT Senran Kagura Burst? Damn!

Actually, yes. I forgot about Killer Is Dead. Especially if you cant the extra content .XRAY GLASSES.

Are Tonelico Qoga.

I took that s*** back. Never again.

But it was just a bad game in general. I guess Dead or Alive would be the next choice.

Sex toys. You're telling me you don't have a dildo for yourself?

Mmmm.. You're hot, bbkkristian. Who is your favorite DOA girl?

It's an object used for pleasure.

It's a cooking utensil.

@freedomfreak: I need an adult...

Kasumi <3

I have Sakura Spirit. But it was gifted to me on Steam.

I think that's about it, I don't really buy that kind of stuff, if you know what I mean.

but you had it wishlisted

@wolverine4262 said:

I love you, too.

Understandable. Ayane master race though 8)

A friend showed me some pictures of it. Girls covered in pudding. For sure, "gifted".

Shh

My brother bought The Guy Game. He only got it because he collects a bunch of games but he never played it. I did, it was way too hard to get to the boobs. I can't think of any naughty games I've bought with my money.

Way too hard to get to the boobs? Sounds like Dark Souls.

Great chest ahead.

Nah, Dark Souls has more boobs than that game

@mems_1224 said:

Nah, Dark Souls has more boobs than that game

Obviously, they locked it behind Ornstein and Smough. I think that's the most sadistic thing From Software has ever pulled.

Dead Or Alive: Xtreme 2

Wish I still owned it though. Traded it in for credit towards Assassin's Creed II.

The Last of Us

Uncharted 1,2,3

Crash Bandicoot

Rapelay. Bought three copies. Gifted one to my sister, kept one for myself and sold the other on ebay for $180. Best purchase NA.

lol how old are you?! 7?!

I saw Giantbomb play that. It was certainly interesting :p

Did you but it just for the chicks? I mean, obviously, but I wanna hear you say it.

I see what you did there!

Nice. I think :p

Got it with my 360. Technically I bought it, but it wasn't a choice.

I greatly enjoyed the objectification of the women and their busts.

He was 13 a couple years ago.

Uncharted.

How does a 15 year old not know what a dildo is

lol. Don't we all.

Postal 2 just made me feel so dirty.

You really can't beat setting a towns populace on fire and then pissing on them to put them out, simple fun.

He plays "mature" games and thinks sex is icky I guess.

Shadow the Hedgehog.

2muchSweering4me

Sonic fanbase in general is kind of weird in relation to this thread.

I don't think I'd ever label a game that features dildo's as a game for mature adults.

DNF comes to mind.

@freedomfreak said:

@mems_1224 said:

Nah, Dark Souls has more boobs than that game

Obviously, they locked it behind Ornstein and Smough. I think that's the most sadistic thing From Software has ever pulled.

Really? I thought they were pretty easy. I think I beat them in 2 tries.

Probably Shadows of the Damned. There are some damn perverted and awkward moments in that game...I'm glad I didn't play it with anyone from my family in the same room. I would say No More Heroes or Madworld, but neither of those games have this scene in it.

It's a very badass kind of gun. You should get one for yourself.