the only review we should trust is this guys reviews~!!! a must see~!!!

this guy is so straight forward and honest and HELLA FUNNY~!!!!

i swear 2 god u'll laugh ur ass out opf the bloody roof~!!!! u'll b out of breather when u hear his jokes~!!

his name is yahtzee, THE GREATEST REVIEWER EVER~!!! (quote me on that)

please watch all his video reviews~i'll bet my life u'll laugh...

console rundown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN0AIe8dU6I

fable review(so funny)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQLR7dE5k4

darkness review(SUPERBLY FUNNY i laughed like hell)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWS9_nrKOPA&mode=related&search=

psychnauts review(again,u'll laugh out of ur seats)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts

bioshock review( BEST REVIEW EVER~!!! QUOTE ME ON THAT)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

heavenly sword demo impressions and otrher stuff~!! (HOPE someone near u know CPR since u wont b breathing when u laugh)

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff

there u guys GO~honestly...u WILL LOVE THIS GUY REVIEWS~!!!!

i swear on my mother~

Yeah the Bioshock review is pretty funny, that and the console one were the only two I saw.Swiftie101

yea? only two??? ur crazy~!!!! u must see them all~theyre really funny~especially the darkness review~

A few of these made me laugh until I cried... great stuffSpaceMatt

did u see the darkness review??? hahaha~ I CRIED WHEN I HEARD THE WORD BELGIUM~!!! hahahahaha~!!!

these were posted in another thread the day before yesterday so there may be a lack of interest. they are brilliant though :D.osan0

owhh,REALLY?? i was suspended 2 days ago..darn~wooo~i wanted 2 b the 1st to promote this guy~

The Darkness review sucks, for lack of a better word. Jackie's slow be design b/c it makes you rely on his darkness skills (the vast majority of which he didn't see), it shouldn't take ANY gamer 30min to realize that the first darkling portal that appears isn't just there as a decoration (it even messages the gamer), and then passing judgement on a game he barely played.

His other reviews are somewhat funny, that one was just very lame.

The Darkness review sucks, for lack of a better word. Jackie's slow be design b/c it makes you rely on his darkness skills (the vast majority of which he didn't see), it shouldn't take ANY gamer 30min to realize that the first darkling portal that appears isn't just there as a decoration (it even messages the gamer), and then passing judgement on a game he barely played.

His other reviews are somewhat funny, that one was just very lame.

-RPGamer-

how can u say it sucked??? did u hear the part he said BELGIUM??? i nvr laughed that loud in my life when i heard the world belgium~

BEST REVIEWER F'ing EVUR!!1!1233121@31@!@!?shift1!!1!Lab392

HAHHAAHHA~!!! TOLD YA SO~~!!!!! this guy is a effen LEGEND~!!!

from now on i only trust this guys review~

ALL HAIL YAHTZEE~!!!

Not funny, not clever, just annoying.NAPK1NS

u knows whose more annoying?? the person im quoting

[QUOTE="-RPGamer-"]

The Darkness review sucks, for lack of a better word. Jackie's slow be design b/c it makes you rely on his darkness skills (the vast majority of which he didn't see), it shouldn't take ANY gamer 30min to realize that the first darkling portal that appears isn't just there as a decoration (it even messages the gamer), and then passing judgement on a game he barely played.

His other reviews are somewhat funny, that one was just very lame.

watdahello

how can u say it sucked??? did u hear the part he said BELGIUM??? i nvr laughed that loud in my life when i heard the world belgium~

He killed "teh funny" with the whole setup being so bad.

Lol the bioshock one was best. That was the truth served cold and hard.leejohnson7

agreed~( ^ ^ )~!!! most honest review ive ever seen~

[QUOTE="watdahello"][QUOTE="-RPGamer-"]

The Darkness review sucks, for lack of a better word. Jackie's slow be design b/c it makes you rely on his darkness skills (the vast majority of which he didn't see), it shouldn't take ANY gamer 30min to realize that the first darkling portal that appears isn't just there as a decoration (it even messages the gamer), and then passing judgement on a game he barely played.

His other reviews are somewhat funny, that one was just very lame.

-RPGamer-

how can u say it sucked??? did u hear the part he said BELGIUM??? i nvr laughed that loud in my life when i heard the world belgium~

He killed "teh funny" with the whole setup being so bad.

well,the setup was kinda bad dude...when i 1st played the darkness i was like wha?? but i got usaed to it..but i gues ur not the type who laughs a lot,,

[QUOTE="leejohnson7"]Lol the bioshock one was best. That was the truth served cold and hard.watdahello

agreed~( ^ ^ )~!!! most honest review ive ever seen~

lol he has the English touch. Personally I had the same beef with the darkness. I ended up in city districts trying to escape police, but darkness powers are rather ineffective against helicopters, and you end up guessing what to do next, or where to go. However he is right about most of that stuff. Bioshock was deffinately shallow compared to whatit was made out to be.

[QUOTE="watdahello"]

[QUOTE="leejohnson7"]Lol the bioshock one was best. That was the truth served cold and hard.leejohnson7

agreed~( ^ ^ )~!!! most honest review ive ever seen~

lol he has the English touch. Personally I had the same beef with the darkness. I ended up in city districts trying to escape police, but darkness powers are rather ineffective against helicopters, and you end up guessing what to do next, or where to go. However he is right about most of that stuff. Bioshock was deffinately shallow compared to whatit was made out to be.

yea huh? i like his accent~makes the whole video more funny...he's australian like me~only im new zealander~( ^ ^)~ well,the darkness one was right and wrong at some points..especially the part he said theres was a wall and he could juz jump over the wall...i tried it..and it worked....so thats only thing that was awrong abt the review~

bioshocks review was overly honest..and tottaly true~

:lol: Those were awesome, especially the Bioshock review and the console rundown.

After watching all of them back-to-back I find myself tinking in an english accent and reading as fast as he talked.....THIS GUY IS BRILLIANT.Lab392

i actually started talking fast while cussing now a days...( ^ ^ )~but only with buds~

:lol: Those were awesome, especially the Bioshock review and the console rundown.

Qii-Xii

im GLAD U LIKED IT~!!! thats why i posted the vids~its because it so TRUE and FUNNY~( ^ ^ )

this guy is a legend~

Just so you know, bumping is against the rules of System Wars.

Is reviews are decent, nothing spectacular. Just because he talks fast and uses cartoon drawings in his review does not make it awesome. They aren't even reviews more of just ranting.

woohooo~!!! more ppl watched it~!!!

hahahah~yea,this guy IS AMAZING and a LEGEND~!!!!! from now on im only trusting his reviews~and no one else~( ^ ^ )

Just so you know, bumping is against the rules of System Wars.

Is reviews are decent, nothing spectacular. Just because he talks fast and uses cartoon drawings in his review does not make it awesome. They aren't even reviews more of just ranting.

spinecaton

ranting?? dude,its a hell a lot better when ppl don give out scores in game reviews~ he's reviewing a game which is true and a fact but he doesnt give out scores because he wants ppl 2 try it out themselves~he feels that ppl should not care abt scores which are basically numbers...

This guy tends to over-exaggerate things,but its still funny.ProductNumber49

yea,but he does it in a funny way~and cmon,u gotta adtmit..most of the things he say are true..rite?

[QUOTE="spinecaton"]

Just so you know, bumping is against the rules of System Wars.

Is reviews are decent, nothing spectacular. Just because he talks fast and uses cartoon drawings in his review does not make it awesome. They aren't even reviews more of just ranting.

watdahello

ranting?? dude,its a hell a lot better when ppl don give out scores in game reviews~ he's reviewing a game which is true and a fact but he doesnt give out scores because he wants ppl 2 try it out themselves~he feels that ppl should not care abt scores which are basically numbers...

I never go off of scores anyway because I miss out on great games. I'm allowed to not find his reviews funny, not everyone has the same taste in humor as you.

How is his review of Bioshock a good review? Half the time he is comparing it to System Shock, which not everyone has played. If you never played System Shock you would have no idea what the hell he is talking about.

[QUOTE="watdahello"][QUOTE="spinecaton"]

Just so you know, bumping is against the rules of System Wars.

Is reviews are decent, nothing spectacular. Just because he talks fast and uses cartoon drawings in his review does not make it awesome. They aren't even reviews more of just ranting.

spinecaton

ranting?? dude,its a hell a lot better when ppl don give out scores in game reviews~ he's reviewing a game which is true and a fact but he doesnt give out scores because he wants ppl 2 try it out themselves~he feels that ppl should not care abt scores which are basically numbers...

I never go off of scores anyway because I miss out on great games. I'm allowed to not find his reviews funny, not everyone has the same taste in humor as you.

How is his review of Bioshock a good review? Half the time he is comparing it to System Shock, which not everyone has played. If you never played System Shock you would have no idea what the hell he is talking about.

He wont give you much of that "you were anticipating this game? Well guess what! IT OWNS just like you thought" BS that u get form publications. He tells you right away what SUCKS about said games.

He's funny but I only laughed at the console one.

he talks to fast and the angry nintendo nerd is 100000000 times better and funnier than him ..blueteeth

[QUOTE="watdahello"]Not funny, not clever, just annoying.watdahello

u knows whose more annoying?? the person im quoting

Yes.

This is the first thing I agreed with you on so far...