The PS3 is Porn king "According to statistics''

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#1 Sweenix
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http://www.destructoid.com/the-ps3-is-porn-console-king-360-is-indeed-for-teens-266917.phtml

Sheep are disgusting.. seriously! hentai? Creeps

Shortly after the PS4's launch, Pornhub announced that it was the first porn site to fully support the PS4. Destructoid reached out to Pornhub following the announcement and got a load of interesting facts and breakdowns of console porn viewership.

According to Pornhub Vice President Corey Price, "Pornhub is targeting consoles for website support because that is where some of our users today prefer to access our site and our aim is to offer a great user experience across all platforms."

At least percentage wise, this intersection of porn and consoles rings true. The PS3, PS4, Wii, and Xbox 360 users who visit the site have a lower bounce rate than average traffic -- they're more likely to visit more pages rather than split after coming to the site. All four consoles also have a longer visit duration than average traffic, though that could come from those consoles being less efficient than PC visitation. It's hard enough typing on the Xbox 360, but with one hand?

The lion's share of console porn viewing comes from the PS3, which accounts for 55% of console traffic to the Xbox's 39% and the Wii's limp 6%.

What really sticks out, however, is what kind of porn each console indulges in:

Xbox 360: Teen

PS3: MILF

PS4: MILF

Nintendo Wii: Hentai

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#2 mems_1224
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Well, when you have no games to play what other options do you have?

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#3 Trail_Mix
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*inb4 ps3 users are lonely joke*

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#5 lglz1337
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@mems_1224: ps3 no games bahahahahahahagahahahahahaga

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#6  Edited By killerfist
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LOL at that last bit.

seems legit

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#7 Joedgabe
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I LOL'd.....

so the habbits of the PS3 passed on to the ps4 lol!! and sheep like tentacles it seems.

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#8 Renegade311
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Well remember 99% of PS3/PS4 Gamers are virgins so what did you expect?

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#9 killerfist
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I don't know about anyone else.. but I would feel extra filthy when I would look for porn on a Wii

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#10  Edited By Murderstyle75
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Wow. Sheep are really creepy.

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#11  Edited By ShepardCommandr
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hentai.... of course what else would expect from the wii?

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#12 the_bi99man
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@killerfist said:

I don't know about anyone else.. but I would feel extra filthy when I would look for porn on a Wii

I guess now we know what these are for.

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#13  Edited By killerfist
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@the_bi99man Is that for real?

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#14 ShepardCommandr
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@the_bi99man said:

@killerfist said:

I don't know about anyone else.. but I would feel extra filthy when I would look for porn on a Wii

I guess now we know what these are for.

Oh is this...is this really a thing?

A company actually made this and nintendo allowed it?

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#15  Edited By stuff238
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So true.

Xbox gamers=kids/Teens. Play any game online and you will know this is true.

PS3/PS4 gamers=Adults who like MILFs.

Wii gamers=Sickos/Weirdos/kids who are into Japanese cartoons. The Nintendo fan is a rare breed obsessed with anime, cartoons, and toys. It's like they never grow up and are too scared to see a real naked human body.

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#16  Edited By Joedgabe
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@stuff238 said:

So true.

Xbox gamers=kids/Teens. Play any game online and you will know this is true.

PS3/PS4 gamers=Adults who like MILFs.

Wii gamers=Sickos/Weirdos/kids who are into Japanese cartoons. The Nintendo fan is a rare breed obsessed with anime, cartoons, and toys. It's like they never grow up and are too scared to see a real naked human body.

doesn't matter if the kids are on the xbox side or the adults on the PSn side.. what matters is that they're full of wankers! idk about nintendo.. they might be experimenting more with their bodies rather than just wanking.

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#18  Edited By I_can_haz
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@Gaming-Planet said:

360 owners are pedophiles.

LOLz

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#19 PernicioEnigma
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@Gaming-Planet said:

360 owners are pedophiles.

Yeah, sure, because all teens are pre-pubescent, right? Geez... MILF porn is all good too though.

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#20 the_bi99man
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@ShepardCommandr: @killerfist:

No idea if that's real or not. I was actually looking for a gif of someone doing a sexually suggestive motion with the wiimote, to post that. Googled "wiimote jerking off gif". Didn't find what I was looking for, but I did see that pic and thought, "I could make a lame joke with that".

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#21  Edited By killerfist
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@the_bi99man said:

@ShepardCommandr: @killerfist:

No idea if that's real or not. I was actually looking for a gif of someone doing a sexually suggestive motion with the wiimote, to post that. Googled "wiimote jerking off gif". Didn't find what I was looking for, but I did see that pic and thought, "I could make a lame joke with that".

Ah, too bad :P

I would have loved to hear something from a developer for what this is for.

"Uh yeah.. you can use this to uh... play tennis in Wii sports, and the other one is to catch frisbees!"

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#22  Edited By the_bi99man
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@killerfist: Hahaha. That'd be great.

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#23 Netret0120
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LMAO

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#24  Edited By silversix_
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Last part was great. Also, my sources tell me that Xbox One owners are into grannies. Dunno if true and need confirmation.

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#25  Edited By BattleSpectre
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Remind me to never touch a mates controller again when I'm at someone's house.

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#26 XboxDone74
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I do like me some porn. thank you Sony.

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#27  Edited By HalcyonScarlet
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WOW I knew cows were wankers but damn XD

I didn't know all the circle jerking they do was literal.

Now I get the obsession with having interactive shower scenes in their games.

Loading Video...

I never get tired of putting this video in. Maybe the sheep will like this one too, because you know… it's cartoony.

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#28 the-lone-gamer
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i would have figured the PS3 was the Hentai system since every Weaboo seems to be a cow.

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#29 PrincessGomez92
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Ew, porn. Dirty fanboys.

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#30 freedomfreak
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Those statistics are pretty funny.

Wii likes Big Dick.

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#31 StrongDeadlift
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So Cows are the most sexually frustrated with an Oedipus Complex?

Intredasting.

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#32 HalcyonScarlet
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@StrongDeadlift said:

So Cows are the most sexually frustrated with an Oedipus Complex?

Intredasting.

Explains a lot :P

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#33 jsmoke03
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no viruses

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#34  Edited By Boddicker
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Wow........not sure I wanted to know this.

Can't say I'm surprised at sheep. With most of them being weeaboos.........

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#35 Joedgabe
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@StrongDeadlift said:

So Cows are the most sexually frustrated with an Oedipus Complex?

Intredasting.

but that's not how it wo....... nvm... just roll with it for kicks :P

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#36 Jipset
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I do like my MILFs

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#37  Edited By SolidTy
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As a manticore, I can confirm those results.

Those statistics are exactly accurate to my personal experience. That is how I use my consoles. I think 3DS I'd file under the "squirt" category. My Vita's OLED is for "Big Tits".

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@mems_1224 said:

Well, when you have no games to play what other options do you have?

OOOOUCH

Still, the Wii is the best system for that because u can shove the wiimote up your ass

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#39 ReadingRainbow4
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Lmao, sheep like the big dicks.

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#40 Zoso813
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@StrongDeadlift said:

So Cows are the most sexually frustrated with an Oedipus Complex?

Intredasting.

Sounds like an undergrad who took one semester of psychology.

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#41  Edited By deactivated-59b71619573a1
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@the_bi99man said:

@killerfist said:

I don't know about anyone else.. but I would feel extra filthy when I would look for porn on a Wii

I guess now we know what these are for.

Good God hahahaha

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#42 ReadingRainbow4
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@seanmcloughlin said:

@the_bi99man said:

@killerfist said:

I don't know about anyone else.. but I would feel extra filthy when I would look for porn on a Wii

I guess now we know what these are for.

Good God hahahaha

rofl.

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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

Lmao, sheep like the big dicks.

people always want what they dont have

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#44 PSdual_wielder
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Ugh..

Watching porn on your console is weird enough, but MILF is gross. Society is probably more tolerant now of people watching porn since almost everyone does it, but watching it on your console is just weird.

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@renegade311 said:

Well remember 99% of PS3/PS4 Gamers are virgins so what did you expect?

That doesn't mean their virgins. Lol

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#46 foxhound_fox
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Nothing wrong with hentai. In fact, it allows for greater exploration of paraphilias.

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Good......

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#48  Edited By stuff238
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@the-lone-gamer said:

i would have figured the PS3 was the Hentai system since every Weaboo seems to be a cow.

Everyone knows Nintendo fanboys/sheep are obsessed with Japanese/anime/cartoons. It's the only games they like. They hate realism. Are you an American? It would explain why you would think PS fans are even close to those disgusting Nintendo fans. Oh, well. Say hi to Chris Hansen for me!

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#49 Bruin1986
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Am I the only one who sees nothing wrong with porn? (as long as the actors are consenting adults of course)

It's pathetic and alarming that we live in a society which will consume media filled with mass murder, torture and genocide and barely even flinch, but if we see even an exposed breast (heaven forbid actual sex), we react as if the producer personally punched a puppy.

I hate the Puritanical, religious zealots who brainwashed our society so long ago.

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#50  Edited By lazerface216
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@mems_1224 said:

Well, when you have no games to play what other options do you have?

...except that's factually false when referring to the ps3. what were you doing the last 3 years of the 360's life cycle? yeah....that's what i thought, fappin' away.

lol