The PS3 is SO POWERFUL...

That it makes games into movies so you don't have to play them, it plays them FOR you! It was all the developers fault... LAIR should have been AAA, but they forgot to implement the "Cell Control Factor", and sadly without this the Cell was not able to make LAIR into an AAA... but it's not the PS3 fault... actually it's not even the devs fault (yes they messed up but they did send a guide so reviewers could see their errors). Same with Heavenly Sword... I mean what's the deal there... the devs made me mash different combos of buttons so I could keep watching the movie.

Seriously devs really need to get a grip... I know it's hard to program for the PS3 but... c'mon USE THE POWER OF THE CELL! TAKE GAMING TO THE NEXT LEVEL! I know Square Enix won't dissapoint me... I know that I will only have to press a button once every three hours or so in FFXIII.

That it makes games into movies so you don't have to play them, it plays them FOR you! It was all the developers fault... LAIR should have been AAA, but they forgot to implement the "Cell Control Factor", and sadly without this the Cell was not able to make LAIR into an AAA... but it's not the PS3 fault... actually it's not even the devs fault (yes they messed up but they did send a guide so reviewers could see their errors). Same with Heavenly Sword... I mean what's the deal there... the devs made me mash different combos of buttons so I could keep watching the movie.

Seriously devs really need to get a grip... I know it's hard to program for the PS3 but... c'mon USE THE POWER OF THE CELL! TAKE GAMING TO THE NEXT LEVEL! I know Square Enix won't dissapoint me... I know that I will only have to press a button once every three hours or so in FFXIII.

ishxan

Uhhh I may be slow or something, but your topic has a lot of rambling going on. Are you being sarcastic or just creating another mindless PS3 insult thread #121435454667565?

joke thread? ps3 sucks get with the times8)fileman3

hahaha

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or fanboy drivel. It all blends together.

Reality : The Cell IS nice. But damn, it's not going to raise the dead and all.

[QUOTE="fileman3"]joke thread? ps3 sucks get with the times8)[/QUOTE

PS3 doesn't suck, consoles don't suck.Only some games made on every system suck get the facts right.

just wait till they are able to achieve 4-D and real time change weapon, i tell u, the world will never be the same :oDante2710

They already have. Just cause you don't own a PS3 you don't know.;)

[QUOTE="fileman3"]joke thread? ps3 sucks get with the times8)[/QUOTE

PS3 doesn't suck, consoles don't suck.Only some games made on every system suck get the facts right.

casey7672

Lair would've gotten AAA if they would've gotten that Lair reviewer's guide out faster.jmorey01

:lol:

[QUOTE="Dante2710"]just wait till they are able to achieve 4-D and real time change weapon, i tell u, the world will never be the same :ocasey7672

They already have. Just cause you don't own a PS3 you don't know.;)

Lair would've gotten AAA if they would've gotten that Lair reviewer's guide out faster.jmorey01

are you serious, to play a game, all you need is the games manual nothing more, not some reviewers guide, fricken ridiculas, talk about damage control

Lair would've gotten AAA if they would've gotten that Lair reviewer's guide out faster.jmorey01

The PS3 is so powerful that it also has a cloaking device when it sits on the shelf. Store owners are puzzled why the units have not sold like other rival consoles such as the Wii and 360.

Store owners say they have a huge surplus of games for these elusive units. Titles like Lair, Motorstorm, and Heavenly Sword sit idle on shelves..

Sony blames this intelligent system on teh CELL processor. Not only does this unit play Blue Ray movies.. It also can be used as a blender,answering machine, and kitty litter box.

Store owners are concerned that teh CELL is becoming to intelligent. Even Santa Claus fears the PS3. He once said he heard it trying to also read him instructions much like a next generation GPS unit.

If Sony can ever get people to buy these units perhaps people will think of ways to use them as a flux compacitor and invent Time travel in the average Volkswagen Bug.

Time will only tell :D

The PS3 is so powerful that it also has a cloaking device when it sits on the shelf. Store owners are puzzled why the units have not sold like other rival consoles such as the Wii and 360.

Store owners say they have a huge surplus of games for these elusive units. Titles like Lair, Motorstorm, and Heavenly Sword sit idle on shelves..

Sony blames this intelligent system on teh CELL processor. Not only does this unit play Blue Ray movies.. It also can be used as a blender,answering machine, and kitty litter box.

Store owners are concerned that teh CELL is becoming to intelligent. Even Santa Claus fears the PS3. He once said he heard it trying to also read him instructions much like a next generation GPS unit.

If Sony can ever get people to buy these units perhaps people will think of ways to use them a a flux compacitor and event Time travel in the average Volkswagen Bug.

Time will only tell :D

NitaraPwnzU

Those are only wild conspiracy theories... but a lot of it makes sense...

The PS3 is so powerful that it also has a cloaking device when it sits on the shelf. Store owners are puzzled why the units have not sold like other rival consoles such as the Wii and 360.

Store owners say they have a huge surplus of games for these elusive units. Titles like Lair, Motorstorm, and Heavenly Sword sit idle on shelves..

Sony blames this intelligent system on teh CELL processor. Not only does this unit play Blue Ray movies.. It also can be used as a blender,answering machine, and kitty litter box.

Store owners are concerned that teh CELL is becoming to intelligent. Even Santa Claus fears the PS3. He once said he heard it trying to also read him instructions much like a next generation GPS unit.

If Sony can ever get people to buy these units perhaps people will think of ways to use them as a flux compacitor and invent Time travel in the average Volkswagen Bug.

Time will only tell :D

NitaraPwnzU

OMG he's right about the last one THE PS3 IS 4D!

The PS3 is so powerful that it also has a cloaking device when it sits on the shelf. Store owners are puzzled why the units have not sold like other rival consoles such as the Wii and 360.

Store owners say they have a huge surplus of games for these elusive units. Titles like Lair, Motorstorm, and Heavenly Sword sit idle on shelves..

Sony blames this intelligent system on teh CELL processor. Not only does this unit play Blue Ray movies.. It also can be used as a blender,answering machine, and kitty litter box.

Store owners are concerned that teh CELL is becoming to intelligent. Even Santa Claus fears the PS3. He once said he heard it trying to also read him instructions much like a next generation GPS unit.

If Sony can ever get people to buy these units perhaps people will think of ways to use them as a flux compacitor and invent Time travel in the average Volkswagen Bug.

Time will only tell :D

NitaraPwnzU

I heard it is its on meth lab too.

[QUOTE="casey7672"]

[QUOTE="fileman3"]joke thread? ps3 sucks get with the times8)[/QUOTE

PS3 doesn't suck, consoles don't suck.Only some games made on every system suck get the facts right.

johnusabeis

well, mine doesnt.

The PS3 is so powerful that it also has a cloaking device when it sits on the shelf. Store owners are puzzled why the units have not sold like other rival consoles such as the Wii and 360.

Store owners say they have a huge surplus of games for these elusive units. Titles like Lair, Motorstorm, and Heavenly Sword sit idle on shelves..

Sony blames this intelligent system on teh CELL processor. Not only does this unit play Blue Ray movies.. It also can be used as a blender,answering machine, and kitty litter box.

Store owners are concerned that teh CELL is becoming to intelligent. Even Santa Claus fears the PS3. He once said he heard it trying to also read him instructions much like a next generation GPS unit.

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Time will only tell :D

NitaraPwnzU

Yea but if i wanted to watch something i would watch a movie i play games to PLAY them.

Also sounds like sarcasm

Yea but if i wanted to watch something i would watch a movie i play games to PLAY them.

Also sounds like sarcasm

wii60_3

Well that's just you... people who enjoy JRPG's don't feel the same way.

Other recent reports for the PS3 capabilities claim it has been used as a BigFoot Tracker. Scientists claim teh Cell processor can communicate with these mythical creatures..

One was spotted in a residential area doing what appeared to be laughing at the PS3 sitting in someones window. It sat for atleast 20 minutes captivated by the black machine.

Other reports have also come in saying the Cell was Alien technology. This is the main reason why the government was very upset at the launching of the PS3. The US Government is said to have a special agency to keep the PS3 from becoming to widespread. Teh Cell processor technology is to valuable to them at the moment to let it fall into the average household.

People claim the Government uses them as mine field detectors on US tanks as well as psychological deterrents.

Many people say we won't fully realize how powerful the Cell is until the year 2025 when developers finally figure out how to use them to their fullest capabilities. Perhaps scientists say they can reach in time and bring back signals trapped in space of the Flintstones reruns..

Only Time will tell :D

PS3 doesn't suck, consoles don't suck.Only some games made on every system suck get the facts right.

casey7672

The N-Gauge and the Atari Jaguar both actually sucked. This suckage had nothing to do with their games either. The consoles themselves claimed all of the suckage for themselves.

It is possible.