Things games have taught you!!

im bored so im making this thread.

what things have games taught you through the years.

eg. if im feeling really ill or about to die going to sleep for as little as an hour makes me feel alot better.

or if i want to find some diamonds or some type of gems all i have to do is cut my grass

Water sucks.

Mario taught me that one should never give up, on girls that is!

That clouds and bushes are, in fact, the same thing, just different colours.

when running down caves, corridors, and castles; the discoloredbrick above you will fall at the last possible second.

when in doubt, aim for red barrels

If i get shot i can just hide behind cover until i can no no longer see the veins in my eyes, then i'm as good as new, thanks call of duty 4!!!!!

when in doubt, aim for red barrels

johnnyboy5000

Safety equipments are for wussies, the guy wearing a helmet is the first to die

Always barrel roll to deflect enemy fire. it saved my ass more than once in paintball

when a player on your team takes off in the plane that you wanted,

the correct reactionis to shot at them wildlyeven tho you know it wantdo damage(bf1943)

Mario taught me that one should never give up, on girls that is!

spinecaton

HA!

I soooo support this.:D:P

Punch you're team mate that's carrying the flag in the back.

If I was wading through a river and people I killed ghost's were coming towards me when I reach the end I would die but all I have to do is take the revival pill hidden in my tooth.

If I was losing in a race all I had to do was throw a Blue turtle shell and it would automatically take out the person in first place and everyone within a 10 feet radius.

If you run really fast you can destroy weird rocks and run at mach speed.

Protoss' can't build more pylons...

Run faster with a knife.

H-games have taught me that men can really...-CANNOT SAY-

Seemingly helpless women that you end up saving are usually some form of agent in disguise if guns are involved. It's almost a given. The number of games I've played with that cliche...

try to set your friends on fire to see if they're a spy

If your making an Invisability Potion the colored chemicals should be arranged from Left to right. Red, Blue, Yellow, Green. They should also be prepared in the oven for 30 seconds exactly if it is under 30 seconds and you shrink yourself if it is over 30 seconds and you grow.

huh, better comprehension of English text. o.o

Run faster with a knife.

H-games have taught me that men can really...-CANNOT SAY-

siLVURcross

Eat enough fruit and power pellets, and not even the dead can stop you.

[QUOTE="siLVURcross"]

Run faster with a knife.

H-games have taught me that men can really...-CANNOT SAY-

bronxxbombers

Protoss' can't build more pylons...

Renjinrezo

This made me laugh irl

[QUOTE="bronxxbombers"][QUOTE="siLVURcross"]

Run faster with a knife.

H-games have taught me that men can really...-CANNOT SAY-

siLVURcross

Smoking Lowers your health but it calms you down.

If you die your gone forever [spoiler] Fire Emblem series [/spoiler]

I learned that Professor Oak forgot his own grandson's name. WTF.

Always barrel roll to deflect enemy fire. it saved my ass more than once in paintball

Mr_Apple_Soup

Never give up! Trust your instincts!

[QUOTE="siLVURcross"]

Run faster with a knife.

H-games have taught me that men can really...-CANNOT SAY-

bronxxbombers

Things that I play.

[QUOTE="Mr_Apple_Soup"]

Always barrel roll to deflect enemy fire. it saved my ass more than once in paintball

shoryuken_

Never give up! Trust your instincts!

Use the boost to chase!

That you can make out with girls after you give them flowers, and make out with fat girls, after you give them chocalate. Bully FTW!bronxxbombers

That drinking coffee, reading books and watching horror movies can bag me any chick.

Lets see who can guess where this is from.

*patiently awaits silvercross*

[QUOTE="shoryuken_"]

[QUOTE="Mr_Apple_Soup"]

Always barrel roll to deflect enemy fire. it saved my ass more than once in paintball

LegendofNerd

Never give up! Trust your instincts!

Use the boost to chase!

I am the great Leon! :P

Level grinding can sometimes be a necessary evil

[QUOTE="bronxxbombers"]That you can make out with girls after you give them flowers, and make out with fat girls, after you give them chocalate. Bully FTW!ChiSoxBombers

Level grinding can sometimes be a necessary evil

TalesofRaGnArOk

Level grinding is sexy.

RE5 taught me that there is way too much tressure lying around to not go ona grand adventure. Me and my buds are packing our stuff and going t the ancient ruins.

That drinking coffee, reading books and watching horror movies can bag me any chick.

Lets see who can guess where this is from.

*patiently awaits silvercross*

shutdown_202

Games have taught me that when a car rolls over on it hood, it should catch on fire and Explode. Games have also taught me that when marines get shot, they should explode. Games have also taught me that if I ran my car at 100 MPH into a wall, there should only be a couple scratches, a loose bumper and a cracked windshield.

Cops only work within a certain radius. Commit any crime you wish and get the hell out of that circle, and you're all good.

[QUOTE="TalesofRaGnArOk"]

Level grinding can sometimes be a necessary evil

Yandere

Level grinding is sexy.

NEVER EVER drive on banana peals!

[QUOTE="shutdown_202"]

That drinking coffee, reading books and watching horror movies can bag me any chick.

Lets see who can guess where this is from.

*patiently awaits silvercross*

siLVURcross

No

[spoiler] Yes [/spoiler]