This is both funny and stupid......(cows only please!)

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#1 SOLID_SOULJA
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found this on a forums earlier

i guess someone decided to make a song based on BIG GIRLS DONT CRY.... by FERGIE

this song leans to the cows side soo.... enjoy cows!

La la la la
the sound of the fanboys
lingers on me now
my 360 is turning from green to red on me now
I need some refunds
some heat-protection baby
think i should switch to the sony platforms
the ps3 or the psp...yeah

I hope you know, i hope you know
that this has everything to do with you
iam sick of playing halo online
and having to turn my system off for a while
so iam going to trade you
like i traded those old games
cause i got to play warhawk online

its time to get a ps3 now
and they dont turn red

The game iam playing theres so much going on
I am bout to shoot this other guy and blow up his warhawk now
some good games dont always get a fair rating do they?
I sense the flaming ahead in this place yeah...


I hope you know, i hope you know
that this has everything to do with you
iam sick of playing halo online
and having to turn my system off for a while
so iam going to trade you
like i traded those old games
cause i got to play warhawk online

its time to get a ps3 now
and they dont turn red

Like the little fanboy in the forums
I'll flame, you'll flame, they will too.
I'll be a cow, and they could be a sheep or a lemmen
Yeah you can flame my console if you want to, cuz iam going to flame yours too
well make flame baits, be fanboys and flame those other guys
but now its time for me to log off, my 360 is turning red
i need to turn it off for a second
ill see you when the processor cools yeah...

I hope you know, i hope you know
that this has everything to do with you
iam sick of playing halo online
and having to turn my system off for a while
so iam going to trade you
like i traded those old games
cause i got to play warhawk online

its time to get a ps3 now
and they dont turn red


.................................
lol thats funny to me.

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#2 Izzy12345
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:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.
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#3 KingOfKonging
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I'm all for funny stuff, but that just wasn't funny.

Also, song parodies don't work unless you actually perform the song.

You're right though, it was stupid.... so at least you're 1 for 2.

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#4 M0rph0_o
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fergie looks like shes stinky!
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#5 jimm895
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A lot of truth in this song if people would think about it.
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#6 KingOfKonging
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fergie looks like shes stinky!M0rph0_o

This post was actually 10 times funnier than the original post.

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#7 SOLID_SOULJA
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:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.Izzy12345

*Grabs the heavenly sword and prepares for battle.

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#8 Art_424
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[QUOTE="M0rph0_o"]fergie looks like shes stinky!KingOfKonging

This post was actually 10 times funnier than the original post.

Very true indeed!, Bad taste for humor!

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#9 Izzy12345
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[QUOTE="Izzy12345"]:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.SOLID_SOULJA

*Grabs the heavenly sword and prepares for battle.

:)

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Boys don't cry.. Great MC Chris song!

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#11 SOLID_SOULJA
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"Like the little fanboy in the forums
I'll flame, you'll flame, they will too.
I'll be a cow, and they could be a sheep or a lemmen
Yeah you can flame my console if you want to, cuz iam going to flame yours too
well make flame baits, be fanboys and flame those other guys
but now its time for me to log off, my 360 is turning red
i need to turn it off for a second
ill see you when the processor cools yeah..."

liked this part best... goes with the song too.

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#13 SOLID_SOULJA
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The best and only song for Cows is right here... Here's an old classic from back when PS3 was released

Oh, Ken, oh Ken

Put a PS3 in my den

I love you, dear Ken.

You are everything to meeeeeee!

The way your smooth ass quivers when we lick it.

The way you tell Xbox 360 to stick it.

We will forever suck your balls

Shouting "Oh master!" everytime you calls.

We love you, more than Bill Gates

For HE SMELLS!

And the Xbox is lacking the

whistles and bells

OF the MIGHTY PS3!!

Ah yes, the Mighty PS3.

How beautiful it looks, to meeeeeeee!!!

WE LOVE YOU KEN!! HELL YEAH WE LOVE YOU!!!! SIGN OUR TESTICLES!!!! GIMME YOUR AUTOGRAPH! LET ME LICK YOUR BELLY BUTTON!!! OH HELL YEAH, KEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

We love you Kutaragi.

Newnab

SHould i tell you, you failed or should i get denzel crocker from fairly odd parents to give you an F?

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#14 i-lick-monkeys
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this will attract lems
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#15 Newnab
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[QUOTE="Newnab"]

The best and only song for Cows is right here... Here's an old classic from back when PS3 was released

Oh, Ken, oh Ken

Put a PS3 in my den

I love you, dear Ken.

You are everything to meeeeeee!

The way your smooth ass quivers when we lick it.

The way you tell Xbox 360 to stick it.

We will forever suck your balls

Shouting "Oh master!" everytime you calls.

We love you, more than Bill Gates

For HE SMELLS!

And the Xbox is lacking the

whistles and bells

OF the MIGHTY PS3!!

Ah yes, the Mighty PS3.

How beautiful it looks, to meeeeeeee!!!

WE LOVE YOU KEN!! HELL YEAH WE LOVE YOU!!!! SIGN OUR TESTICLES!!!! GIMME YOUR AUTOGRAPH! LET ME LICK YOUR BELLY BUTTON!!! OH HELL YEAH, KEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

We love you Kutaragi.

SOLID_SOULJA

SHould i tell you, you failed or should i get denzel crocker from fairly odd parents to give you an F?

If I failed, you've been sent back 5 years.

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#16 SOLID_SOULJA
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[QUOTE="SOLID_SOULJA"][QUOTE="Newnab"]

The best and only song for Cows is right here... Here's an old classic from back when PS3 was released

Oh, Ken, oh Ken

Put a PS3 in my den

I love you, dear Ken.

You are everything to meeeeeee!

The way your smooth ass quivers when we lick it.

The way you tell Xbox 360 to stick it.

We will forever suck your balls

Shouting "Oh master!" everytime you calls.

We love you, more than Bill Gates

For HE SMELLS!

And the Xbox is lacking the

whistles and bells

OF the MIGHTY PS3!!

Ah yes, the Mighty PS3.

How beautiful it looks, to meeeeeeee!!!

WE LOVE YOU KEN!! HELL YEAH WE LOVE YOU!!!! SIGN OUR TESTICLES!!!! GIMME YOUR AUTOGRAPH! LET ME LICK YOUR BELLY BUTTON!!! OH HELL YEAH, KEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

We love you Kutaragi.

Newnab

SHould i tell you, you failed or should i get denzel crocker from fairly odd parents to give you an F?

If I failed, you've been sent back 5 years.

Well since you failed, and you also failed to create a time machine, i dont think any of us will be going back in time any time soon.

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#17 Mythbuster4ever
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[QUOTE="Newnab"][QUOTE="SOLID_SOULJA"][QUOTE="Newnab"]

The best and only song for Cows is right here... Here's an old classic from back when PS3 was released

SOLID_SOULJA

SHould i tell you, you failed or should i get denzel crocker from fairly odd parents to give you an F?

If I failed, you've been sent back 5 years.

Well since you failed, and you also failed to create a time machine, i dont think any of us will be going back in time any time soon.

I think as soon as you mention a cartoon you failed. IMO

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#18 SOLID_SOULJA
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When god created the forbidden fruit, he wanted adam and eve to eat from it, so he told them not to. People are most likely to do the opposite of what they were told.

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#19 mingo123
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thatsong is too glamorous to be for cows

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#20 jlh47
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[QUOTE="Izzy12345"]:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.SOLID_SOULJA

*Grabs the heavenly sword and prepares for battle.

better use the sword quicly cause it doesn't last long :)

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#21 SOLID_SOULJA
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Ladies and gentlemen good evening

You have seen that seeing is believing

Your eyes and your ears will be bleeding

Please check to see if your'e still bleeding!

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#22 Funkyhamster
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I'm all for funny stuff, but that just wasn't funny.

Also, song parodies don't work unless you actually perform the song.

You're right though, it was stupid.... so at least you're 1 for 2.

KingOfKonging

Agreed, you need somebody to sing that.

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#23 Blackbond
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:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.Izzy12345

He should have just posted it on the PS3/PS2 forums.

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#24 SOLID_SOULJA
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[QUOTE="Izzy12345"]:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.Blackbond

He should have just posted it on the PS3/PS2 forums.

Life is ironic, isnt it?

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#25 klausklaus
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Your asking for Cows only and post this into System Wars? Man, talk about trying to provocate... poor try man.

btw. i am not a lemming, nor a cow. i am no animal at all

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#26 SOLID_SOULJA
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Your asking for Cows only and post this into System Wars? Man, talk about trying to provocate... poor try man.

btw. i am not a lemming, nor a cow. i am no animal at all

klausklaus

When you tell people not to do stuff, they're most like to do it. The cows only statement, was a bait.

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#27 spell_bound
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:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.Izzy12345

I'm already here.:D

and my fellow lemmings too.

this song just sucks,even if it was against the ps3 or wii.

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#28 AdultsOnly
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Ladies and gentlemen good evening

You have seen that seeing is believing

Your eyes and your ears will be bleeding

Please check to see if your'e still bleeding!

SOLID_SOULJA
You certainly know the most lame songs.
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#29 hellfire9988
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:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.Izzy12345

You said it. But there is actually a PS3 song to chasing cars... I'd say funnier because I can hear it instead of having to imagine it.

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#30 Bigboi500
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fergie huh? she represents the lame state of music now a days imo.
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#31 Guitartod
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this thread fails missrably
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#32 DaysAirlines
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This thread is amazing, so good.
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#33 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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Lemmings cant read anyways :P
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#34 Stevo_the_gamer  Moderator
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These songs > all. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98qC0fd_1w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNh-NPkeAA

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#35 NinjaMunkey01
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song was funny but who spends all there free time making fanboy songs? weird...
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#36 SOLID_SOULJA
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[QUOTE="SOLID_SOULJA"]

Ladies and gentlemen good evening

You have seen that seeing is believing

Your eyes and your ears will be bleeding

Please check to see if your'e still bleeding!

AdultsOnly

You certainly know the most lame songs.

darn.... I wish i could flame guys like you without getting suspended.

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#37 kingfire11
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[QUOTE="Izzy12345"]:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.SOLID_SOULJA

*Grabs the heavenly sword and prepares for battle.

you don't need that, you need a flame shield.

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#38 kingfire11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMVoaHTWFDs

this is the best!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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#39 xX0LDSCH00LXx
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Why you dirty swine!!! fellow lemmings.. ATTACK!!!
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#40 hamstergeddon
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lols, even I laughed :lol:  

But the artist could work on getting the right amount of syllabls per line to get it to fit to the song...
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#41 Pro_wrestler
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This thread is why I come to system wars, truely hilarious and unique read. Good job TC.
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#42 hilltops
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:) You asking for cows only means a lemmings flood is comming, brace yourself.Izzy12345


mildly ammusing..at best :P