Baseball bat
Sneak up behind the enemy, hold the Wii remote horizontally and choke the victim until they collapse to their knees. Next, swing the remote as though it really is a baseball bat and you really are trying to pebbledash the walls with brain.
Crowbar
Thrust the Wii remote using a heavy, horizontal stabbing motion so that the crowbar sinks into the victim's back. Withdraw the weapon with a hefty backward yank of the remote. When the enemy falls to his knees, hold the remote vertically and jerk it down violently so that the crowbar penetrates into the top of his head.
Plastic bag
When close enough to an unsuspecting enemy, slowly move the nunchuk and remote in an upwards motion and then bring both controllers down quickly - try to picture yourself suffocating someone with a plastic bag while doing this as it will help you achieve the correct motion. As the victim struggles (the remote will vibrate), quickly twist and turn both controllers to snap the enemy's neck.
Knife
Sneak silently behind an enemy and, while holding the remote like a razor sharp kitchen knife, swipe it downwards in a violent slashing motion. When the enemy spins around, hold the remote in a clenched fist and gouge the victim's eyes by thrusting the remote in a frenzied flurry of stabs.
Wire
With the nunchuk and remote held out in front of you, creep up behind an enemy. In one quick motion, move both controllers up, then down and then pull both controllers back with a violent jerk. While the enemy is struggling for breath (indicated by the remote vibrating), move the nunchuk and remote back-and-forth in a sawing action until the victim's head falls off.
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