Video Game Move Rumor: Kim Kardashian as the next lara croft?

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#1 TheShadowLord07
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"The Tomb Raider film franchise is on the cusp of a reboot, putting a younger-than-Angelina-Jolie Lara Croft onscreen and spinning a new origin story-type yarn. Could that younger Lara Croft be somehow famous person Kim Kardashian?

The next Tomb Raider flick is reportedly going to shoot in 3D and feature "a far more comic-strip version of Lara," according to a report from Showbiz Spy, who says that Kim Kardashian—who's not really an actress so much as she is a person who gets photographed—is in "negotiations" to take on the role. The rumored potential candidate for a future younger Lara—Kardashian's about 6 years younger than Jolie—is at least taking acting ****s."

Well sex sales and she is a pretty sexy woman imo

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#2 the-obiwan
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uhm no thanks she doesnt look at all like "lara croft"
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#3 jkhd831
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lol id like to see her do an accent. She can't even act?!?

try again.

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I just threw up a little bit

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#5 SaltyMeatballs
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But would she be better than Alison Carroll?

http://www.rate-cameltoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lara-croft-camel-toe.jpghttp://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/03/47/34779_alison-carroll-croft-8118-8_447x732_normal.jpg

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#6 LP4EVA2005
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buy lara is a thin woman. kim is a thick woman, and looks nothing like her.
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Oh Lord.....

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#8 heretrix
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God no. But I'm not worried that ain't happening.

But there is no denying she's stacked and not hard to look at, as long as she doesn't talk.

Lara Croft should be an unknown fit British chick with some kind of acting ability. Even the current and past Tomb Raider models are wrong for the part as they have that trade show floor look to them. If they want to re-imagine the character they should do it right and not be lazy.

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#9 fatcat13sep
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i dont think there will be another as identical looking lara croft as angelina. she looked so similar to lara i was like O:

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#10 Mystic-G
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Looking for lead role in next Lara Croft movie...
*Must have assets
*Acting skills not required

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#11 mythrol
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I can only imagine that they're making an adult film version of lara croft if they hire her. How can you hire a non-actor to play a lead in a movie? Especially when there's already been 2 films in the franchise and both were done by someone who's spent years acting?
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She's a terrible actress first off, and her figure doesn't match the character.

She ain't getting it.

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She's hot but looks nothing like Lara.

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#14 Filthybastrd
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Essence of Lara: Hot action chick.

Yeah, she'll work outside of the 10 hardcore people who for some reason think there's much visual "lore" to be explored about the character Lara Croft.

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I dont even know what Lara's face looks like, Too busy looking at her main assets.
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Oh God I hope not.

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www.kotaku.com

www.showbizspy.com

"The Tomb Raider film franchise is on the cusp of a reboot, putting a younger-than-Angelina-Jolie Lara Croft onscreen and spinning a new origin story-type yarn. Could that younger Lara Croft be somehow famous person Kim Kardashian?

The next Tomb Raider flick is reportedly going to shoot in 3D and feature "a far more comic-strip version of Lara," according to a report from Showbiz Spy, who says that Kim Kardashian—who's not really an actress so much as she is a person who gets photographed—is in "negotiations" to take on the role. The rumored potential candidate for a future younger Lara—Kardashian's about 6 years younger than Jolie—is at least taking acting ****s."

Well sex sales and she is a pretty sexy woman imo

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if it was a silent movie definitley

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#18 Microsoft1234
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doesn't strike me as someone who can act
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#19 TheShadowLord07
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[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

www.kotaku.com

www.showbizspy.com

"The Tomb Raider film franchise is on the cusp of a reboot, putting a younger-than-Angelina-Jolie Lara Croft onscreen and spinning a new origin story-type yarn. Could that younger Lara Croft be somehow famous person Kim Kardashian?

The next Tomb Raider flick is reportedly going to shoot in 3D and feature "a far more comic-strip version of Lara," according to a report from Showbiz Spy, who says that Kim Kardashian—who's not really an actress so much as she is a person who gets photographed—is in "negotiations" to take on the role. The rumored potential candidate for a future younger Lara—Kardashian's about 6 years younger than Jolie—is at least taking acting ****s."

Well sex sales and she is a pretty sexy woman imo

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if it was a silent movie definitley

Didn't they died out though?

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#20 Dibdibdobdobo
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doesn't strike me as someone who can actMicrosoft1234
I think ACTING wouldnt be the case. I think the case would be her wearing as little as possible and blowing up things.... No need for skills in acting.
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#21 Ross_the_Boss6
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She's a little too big. I'm not saying she's fat, but Croft is supposed to be very in shape.

Actually, I could care less. I didn't like any of the Tomb Raider movies anyways.

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#22 RadecSupreme
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I am guessing its for an adult film? I cant really think about anything else since she cant act.

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#23 Mystic-G
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I am guessing its for an adult film? I cant really think about anything else since she cant act.

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She wasn't good in that either. :P
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Well, that movie is going to be garbage if true, I mean what acting experience does this person have? From what I understand her only movie was a certain home made one and it wasn't even good.

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#25 Filthybastrd
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You guys seem to somehow think that Angelina Jolie is a great actress. Bottom line is that any tomb Raider movie will feature a plot well suited for this fine woman's skillss.

Can she strike a pose while wielding weapons? Well, that's pretty much her forté so yes. That means she's perfect for the role.

Well, that movie is going to be garbage if true, I mean what acting experience does this person have? From what I understand her only movie was a certain home made one and it wasn't even good.

Espada12

Yes, it will be garbage in the same way that the first two were. As far as art goes, they were terrible.

If you were looking for an attractive female lead, beyond your personal conquest abilities then this piece of trash will appeal to you just as much as the first two failings did.

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#26 FastEddie2121
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Her um....'dimensions' would cause all sorts of havoc for the platforming/phsyics of the game....I doubt this will happen though. LOL!
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#27 oldkingallant
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The only part of Kardashian that works in trying to look like Lara Croft is her boobs.... both are large, but the similarities end there.

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#28 Espada12
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You guys seem to somehow think that Angelina Jolie is a great actress. Bottom line is that any tomb Raider movie will feature a plot well suited for this fine woman's skillss.

Can she strike a pose while wielding weapons? Well, that's pretty much her forté so yes. That means she's perfect for the role.

Filthybastrd

I don't see anyone her talking about her :| I think she is pretty terrible as well.... like in all her movies.

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#29 Mystic-G
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Well, that movie is going to be garbage if true, I mean what acting experience does this person have? From what I understand her only movie was a certain home made one and it wasn't even good.

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She had horrible acting in that movie. I wasn't even convinced in the slightest.
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#30 Cruxis27
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Yes, please.

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#31 Meowmixxvi
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man i love her lips.