Were you BH when Bayonetta 2 was SHOWN as a WiiU EXCLUSIVE

Hello :)

I already forgot what I wanted to talk about. ... Yes, SW Bayonetta 2. So, the one and ONLY 10/10 PRIME ESSENTIAL AAAAEH YEAHHHHH

BH means Butthurt, because GS only uses 60 characters for a topic title. Pft.

So, any other platform you're boasting, it won't be enough. Get an AAAAE of this gen, and feel free to participate. How much of a cockring am I being? A big one.

So, Bayonetta 2? Crazy, right? That's a thing now. Nobody gave a **** about Bayonetta, despite her being a gameplay goddess. When I heard they were making a new one, I got a petrified schwanzenstücke. I was so excited, but then I found out it was exclusive for WiiU.

Let me tell you something about the WiiU... It's not cool. I got all butthurt. I blogged, tweeted, gamergated, and raged about it. So angry. My goddess is getting a sequel, and it's for the WiiU? HAHAHAHAHA... Yeah, I lost it.

But then I thought, they freedom, you deliciously looking fella, at least it's being made. You're getting a new Bayonetta. Just go out and spend money on that paperweight.

So, I was like

I got a WiiU. Bayonetta 2 released, and it's glorious. You won't know what hit you when I spin around, with you in my dust bin.

BANG BANG DOWN DOWN

Were any of you SW'ers upset the new Bayonetta was a... ugh.. Nintendo exclusive?

Honestly I'd barely even heard of it until it got the 10. Never played the first one.

Sooooo butt hurt.

You like getting dominated?

Sheeee. Me too. But at least the one and true AAAAE exists because of Nintendo.

I already had a Wii U at that point so I basically said nice try Nintendo, nice try.

IMMA TRY IT OUT

Is what you should be doing with Bayonetta 2.

Nope. I already planned on a Wii U. I woulda bought it at launch if I could have found it the first holiday season. So when it was announced I was pleased. It meant that a revolutionary action game would grace the best and only console this generation. Wii U.

@freedomfreak: WASNT like Wonderful 101 didnt exist..... oh wait.

How are you enjoying it?

Fucking A, man. What does the competition have? 5Club and RyseBone. I like RyseBone.. If you know what I mean

Nah. But I did enjoy the "BH" replies all over the internet.

No, I didn't really know much about the series when Bayonetta 2 was teased at E3 2012, but after playing The Wonderful 101, I was pumped.

Nice. You giving Bayonetta some love?

I was at home, watching the Nintendo Special.

I remember the rage when it was announced. It was hilarious. People saying they would rather the game never exist than be Wii U exclusive. I never witnessed such sad raging before in my life. It reminded me of the 'Nintendoom should go 3rd party so it can be on my GodStation 4.' But in a sadder way.

Don't like platinum games that much so no. But it was fun to see cow and lems get BH

I was not BH.

I wish I was, but not for this reason.

Got a wii u, not getting the game though

I was one of those sluts, man! Yes, I was mad mad. I couldn't believe it was exclusive, but then I realized.. At least it's getting fucking made, man.

What an utter twat I was. You wanna experience true gaming excellence, get a WiiU

Obviously not

Not exactly the brightest idea to admit to this type of stupidity.

Were you BH?

That's okay. I won't get angry :D

Not at all :D

What made you buy the WiiU? Nintendo's first party?

Oh my. Some schwanzenstücke in the arsenhollër :O

I officially went full tormentos.

@freedomfreak: Heck yeah, though I will admit, I'm not very good at the game. :( Keep getting silver trophies and being a total pleb. I've made it to the level where you meet that British kid. Loved Fimbulventr with the gorgeous mountain in the background!

I only started the first one. Love it so far. I had previously started the PS3 version a while ago but my trained eye noticed the shitty framerate. So I'm glad I didn't finish it!

LOL Didn't read.

*goes back to eating candy*

It's all good, man. It's all about getting better. Being able to counter the many different enemies in the game. At some point, you won't even get hit anymore. Strive for that. Witch time and expose those mofos. Easy-peasy. Go for it. Glad you're enjoying it.

Good to hear, Solid. Keep getting better. Dodge is your best friend. No boss is strong enough.

@notorious1234na: I am not ashamed of my actions. A person's life is filled with stupid shit he/she did, unless you live in a church.

You're beautiful. People that laugh at racing games are homophobes.

Nope, if Nintendo supported it then they deserve it. And I had the Wii U already.

They made it happen, speedfog. C'mon, man.

Gonna try, dude. Got a lot on my plate right now. Playing Shadow of Mordor, Wolfestein, Bayonetta, Divinity, Freedom Wars, with Tales of Hearts R and Smash Wii U coming up. Not to mention I'll probably get suckered into buying another installment of Call of Duty.

Those yearly franchises taking over our souls. Can't wait for the next AC game.

Yeah, having video games to play is good. Keeps us busy. You enjoying Freedom Wars?

It's pretty good so far. Played it on the train the other day and it was perfect for that pick up and play type of gaming. The game has a ton of content. Probably the most developed Vita game I ever played and I played many. Are you playing anything besides Bayonetta right now? Are you getting the X1 AC bundle?

I wanted to play Bayonetta 2 the first one was great but it's not enough to buy a system for specially considering the devs have all deserted Wii U en masse. No BH here I'm glad the Wii U is being tossed a scrap or two and actually it's probably a perfect match for that system.

I did sit wrong earlier and my tuckus was hurting a bit, when I saw it.

That's good to hear. Nice to keep yourself busy.

It's just Bayonetta for now. Of course, there's the backlog, but the backlog always exists. I wanna pick up an Xbox One around Christmas. Who knows. I own the Xbox One. My brother owns the Ps4. We swap consoles. All that.

Right? Like, here's the WiiU... It sucks, but it gets something really good. Bayonetta 2 is a pity game.

@SolidGame_basic: This is patently a lie. Bayonetta 2 was announced for the Wii U before the Wii U even launched.

You always were a dirty, little sausage.

No, but was surprised that it was a Wii exclusive. I just never knew the ruckus that came about the announcement can be so serious that it reminds me of a decade ago when Toon Link's character design was revealed. I can rememeber the controversy and the outrage among mostly close-minded Zelda fans.

You bought a system just for one game? Damn, I'd be butthurt too.

Haha, those crazy Zelda fans. Toon Link is awesome.

Yeah... I guess... Still, it's the true AAAAE game of the gen. Platinum Gods have come through once more. AHH YEAHH

I bought an Xbox One just for Halo MCC. No lie. Now it hurts when I sit down but I still can't wait for it.

Being unemployed and not having $73.44 CAD right now is killing me.

no

****.. That's not cool. I wish you the best in job hunting. You're smart enough, man.

And the crazy thing is that the game is just so awesome. I can't believe people would wish that this masterpiece never happened because they refused to get the system for it. Not only that if I remember correctly Platinum would like to work with Nintendo again to develop Bayonetta again. I predict Bayonetta 3 Wii U exclusive.

That would be the best thing. I kinda want this franchise to have a third one to close the franchise.

Kamiya's already working with MS to make Scalebound. Kamiya is cool.

And you're just smart, right? Your jimmies really do rustle when you don't like what people say about Nintendo.

He got the Wii U in the end after being angry about it, if you ask me that's better than acting like he's perfect.

Hahaha Kamiya is the fucking man

I wasn't upset, it was very clear Sega wouldn't finance a sequel to Bayoenta, Nintendo would. I saw no reason to be upset. It did weight into my decision to get one and I finally did last year. And given the other great stuff I've got to play I certainly don't regret getting a Wii U, rather I regret all the mean things I said about the Wii U up until the point I decided to get one.

My problem is that I don't want to settle for a minimum wage retail job.