What console would Satan play????

If Satan exists, what console will he choose???

Ohhhh, I can definitely see a multitude of fad threads poping up soon :twisted:

3DO

Ohhhh, I can definitely see a multitude of fad threads poping up soon :twisted:

ForceFreeze

the 360. it died and went to hell.

pc, he will download all his games for free, because he's badass.Mckenna1845

Perfect answer, right there

[QUOTE="Mckenna1845"]pc, he will download all his games for free, because he's badass.thejakel11225

Perfect answer, right there

the 360. it died and went to hell.

toast_burner

this.

PS3, its color is blacker than the blackest black times infinity. satan would accept no other color.thirdykal

[QUOTE="thirdykal"]PS3, its color is blacker than the blackest black times infinity. satan would accept no other color.Mckenna1845

[QUOTE="Mckenna1845"][QUOTE="thirdykal"]PS3, its color is blacker than the blackest black times infinity. satan would accept no other color.Arctic_Grillz

PS6, Nintendo dragon and Xbox 1080, because we all know he can travel time.

[QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"][QUOTE="Mckenna1845"] wouldn't he prefer the red resident evil 360 elite?thirdykal

[QUOTE="thirdykal"][QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"] Bingo.Jandurin

but satan lives in hell so his 360 would overheat

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="thirdykal"] *shrug* PS3 looks more badass (the fat one), i woulda thought that combined with the infinite blackness would be more of satan's style. he probably has both though. brumley53

but satan lives in hell so his 360 would overheat

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="thirdykal"] *shrug* PS3 looks more badass (the fat one), i woulda thought that combined with the infinite blackness would be more of satan's style. he probably has both though. brumley53

but satan lives in hell so his 360 would overheat

The Wii. Behind closed doors he greatly enjoys such family friendly entertainment as Wii Fit and Mario Kart. Silent-Hal

pc, he will download all his games for free, because he's badass.Mckenna1845

He would be playing all the failed systems like Jaguar and CDi. Reason being that those consoles were so bad that only Satan himself could have come up with those products and try to sell them to innocent gamers.

I don't know what console he would play, but i know what game he wouldn't play Devil May Cry :P

Well, he'd be playing: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/afterlife/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review

So I guess pc.

all of them. he has loads of time and doesn't have to pay for anything. so why would he limit himself to just 1 system? :?

he he.

Satan has the power to make his own.

He would make his own gaming machine with demon processing power, unholy graphics that would make your eyes bleed.

A flaming decal paint job, with eternal black void colors and fiery intense red lights!

There would only be horror titles on there- Silent Hill, Resident Evil..etc

The he would try and sell it and it would be the most expensive console ever!

It would only cost you your soul. MU HA Ha HA HA!!!

he he.

Satan has the power to make his own.

He would make his own gaming machine with demon processing power, unholy graphics that would make your eyes bleed.

A flaming decal paint job, with eternal black void colors and fiery intense red lights!

There would only be horror titles on there- Silent Hill, Resident Evil..etc

The he would try and sell it and it would be the most expensive console ever!

It would only cost you your soul. MU HA Ha HA HA!!!

AdmiralBison

PS3, its color is blacker than the blackest black times infinity. satan would accept no other color.thirdykal

Yes he would accept no other color. But he would own a Sega Genesis instead because he likes pixelated blood more - it shows developers stuggle for violence with little technical resources...

Nice topic... I mean, BAD TOPIC!

the 360. it died and went to hell.

toast_burner

he he.

Satan has the power to make his own.

He would make his own gaming machine with demon processing power, unholy graphics that would make your eyes bleed.

A flaming decal paint job, with eternal black void colors and fiery intense red lights!

There would only be horror titles on there- Silent Hill, Resident Evil..etc

The he would try and sell it and it would be the most expensive console ever!

It would only cost you your soul. MU HA Ha HA HA!!!

AdmiralBison

:o I want that machine!!!

I don't think he would be playing any system. That is why he was sent to hell to begin with. He was arguing with God about exclusives and a mod banned him there.

[QUOTE="AdmiralBison"]

he he.

Satan has the power to make his own.

He would make his own gaming machine with demon processing power, unholy graphics that would make your eyes bleed.

A flaming decal paint job, with eternal black void colors and fiery intense red lights!

There would only be horror titles on there- Silent Hill, Resident Evil..etc

The he would try and sell it and it would be the most expensive console ever!

It would only cost you your soul. MU HA Ha HA HA!!!

alstevens83

:o I want that machine!!!

[QUOTE="thejakel11225"]

[QUOTE="Mckenna1845"]pc, he will download all his games for free, because he's badass.Arctic_Grillz

Perfect answer, right there

In that case a 360 and a Wii so he can still download all his games for free.

[QUOTE="alstevens83"]

[QUOTE="AdmiralBison"]

he he.

Satan has the power to make his own.

He would make his own gaming machine with demon processing power, unholy graphics that would make your eyes bleed.

A flaming decal paint job, with eternal black void colors and fiery intense red lights!

There would only be horror titles on there- Silent Hill, Resident Evil..etc

The he would try and sell it and it would be the most expensive console ever!

It would only cost you your soul. MU HA Ha HA HA!!!

Arctic_Grillz

:o I want that machine!!!

isn't that just an XBOX360 elite that's been left in a small space for too long? black, flames, red lights?

3DO and he only plays "Plumbers don't wear ties"...because he's that evil!

http://www.gamespot.com/3do/action/plumbersdontwearties/index.html?tag=result;title;0

Don't believe in him, but if he was real he would play the wii because he's a casual. :P SAGE_OF_FIRE

[QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"]Don't believe in him, but if he was real he would play the wii because he's a casual. :P Richymisiak

[QUOTE="Richymisiak"][QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"]Don't believe in him, but if he was real he would play the wii because he's a casual. :P Arctic_Grillz

Playstation 3; He loves the darkness.

The wii because... It's crap?

Its a hard choice... Its either the:

wii: what would make hell less enjoyable than having to play wii music or ninjabread man???

360: hell is a hot place, but nothing is hot enough for satan, so the 360 would be great for getting some extra degrees to keep him from getting chilly in thw winter

Actually I change my mind!!!

It would be the pc so he can play SW favourite game forklift simulator!!!!!

3DO

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