What does the Wii give to you?

For those that own a Wii or want to own one:

What 'dream' does the Wii fulfill for you? That is to say, have you ever wished that you could have a video game peripheral that DID something, and now it is possible on the Wii. For me, the idea of holding my controller and using it as a sword in the game is pretty much a dream come true since the 8-bit days of SMB and Mega Man (though the Wii has yet to come out with a solid sword-fighting game. :()

For those that don't own a Wii and/or hate the Wii:

"The Wii gives me...."

- a headache

- a hernia

- syphilis

- etc.

are all fine answers, but at least try to be imaginative.