What games do people play in hell?

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#1 TDLlama
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We all know there are countless games that range between craptastic and turdtacular, but on Earth, we also have great games people love. However, in hell, the only games that likely exist are games people hate... shovelware, broken games and awful sequels are your only options.

So what do gamers play in hell?

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#2 mccoyca112
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Halo

Final fantasy

Mario

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#3 Jacobistheman
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We all know there are countless games that range between craptastic and turdtacular, but on Earth, we also have great games people love. However, in hell, the only games that likely exist are games people hate... shovelware, broken games and awful sequels are your only options.

So what do gamers play in hell?

TDLlama

well no 360 games because they would RROD faster than you can say RROD in that heat

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#5 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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Lair

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All the wii shovelware

MGS- Satan really wants to torture them with unintresting cutscenes and ridiculous gameplay :lol:

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#6 Stabby2486
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Assassin's Creed. And Mario ROM hacks.
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#7 krunkfu2
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Spawn games
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300 The Game
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#9 strudel420
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They only get to play demos.
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Superman 64
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#11 Shad0ki11
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System Wars: The Game.
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Pickle Surprise the game.
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System Wars: The Game.Shad0ki11
win
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#14 dr-venkman
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We wouldn't play any games. But we would be forced to watch ohers play videogames, but they would suck at them to make us more annoyed. But luckely hell doesn't exist, so I'm not worried.
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#15 Silenthps
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But luckely hell doesn't exist, so I'm not worried. dr-venkman
:O! if you dont believe in hell then your gonna go to hell!
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#16 Taalon
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Lair

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All the wii shovelware

MGS- Satan really wants to torture them with unintresting cutscenes and ridiculous gameplay :lol:

Gh0st_Of_0nyx


Ridiculous gameplay? Hm.
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#17 Lief_Ericson
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they have a full arcade....but no quarters
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50 cent bulletproof.
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hello kitty island adventure
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#20 t3hTwinky
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All they do in hell is play DDR.

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#21 Ragnarok1051
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All they do in hell is play DDR.

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To Britney Spears songs.

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#22 Taalon
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[QUOTE="t3hTwinky"]

All they do in hell is play DDR.

Ragnarok1051



Ugh, there WAS a Britney Spears DDR game...my sister had it on PS1.

To Britney Spears songs.

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#23 earthmonkeyyy
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While you wait your turn to dance, you play Friday the 13th on the NES.
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While you wait your turn to dance, you play Friday the 13th on the NES.earthmonkeyyy

No, they have to play E.T. The Extra Terrestrial on the Atari 2600.

XD

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#25 Taalon
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[QUOTE="earthmonkeyyy"]While you wait your turn to dance, you play Friday the 13th on the NES.Shad0ki11

No, they have to play E.T. The Extra Terrestrial on the Atari 2600.

XD



Well, there are millions of copies buried in the desert...
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#26 SSCyborg
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[QUOTE="earthmonkeyyy"]While you wait your turn to dance, you play Friday the 13th on the NES.Shad0ki11

No, they have to play E.T. The Extra Terrestrial on the Atari 2600.

XD

Damn, I heard they were playing Superman 64.

Who's the one feeding us conflicting reports?

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Superman 64.
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shaq-fu and big rigs
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shaq-fu and big rigslinkin_guy109

lol

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[QUOTE="linkin_guy109"]shaq-fu and big rigsShad0ki11

lol

yes!!! :P lol i was surprised no one mentioned those two before me

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cooking mama,lair,hour of victory and killzone multiplayer :lol:
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#35 geordie73
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We wouldn't play any games. But we would be forced to watch ohers play videogames, but they would suck at them to make us more annoyed. But luckely hell doesn't exist, so I'm not worried. dr-venkman

sorry mate, hell does exist. it's called system wars

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They get to play one round of Halo multiplayer and then they get the red ring of death.
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Keep away from Satan's Jesus juice.

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a toned down version of big rigs. no ending where it says you're winner. and you have to play it forever.

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They get to play one round of Halo multiplayer and then they get the red ring of death. acviper123

Wow such an overused joke.

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Shaq Fu. I liked Shaq Fu thoough.
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#43 l-_-l
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We all know there are countless games that range between craptastic and turdtacular, but on Earth, we also have great games people love. However, in hell, the only games that likely exist are games people hate... shovelware, broken games and awful sequels are your only options.

So what do gamers play in hell?

TDLlama
There would be no gaming period of any kind. Gaming is a form of entertainment, so no. Even if it is a crappy game, some fun is better than no fun. But in hell there is no fun, so no gaming.
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#44 P08C
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mort the chicken

dr. jekyll and mr. hyde (yeah that one's on NES)

American Gladiators (SNES)

and............................

F-Zero

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the HELL level in doom 3 :lol:
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They all play Big Rigs...for all eternity.
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Diablo:twisted:
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#48 Taalon
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mort the chicken

dr. jekyll and mr. hyde (yeah that one's on NES)

American Gladiators (SNES)

and............................

F-Zero

P08C


HEY! When I was seven, I loved Mort The Chicken. PS1 FTW!
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Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

Xtreme 3

Rascal

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#50 Corvin
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In Hell we play Final Fantasy VII but theres no memory cards and the game always crashes after 20 minutes.