What would you do if Master Chief is a woman?

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#1 amtentori
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Master chief's identity is finally revealed in halo 3 and you realize that its really an insanely tall nordic woman...

what would you do?
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#2 Spartan070
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Already disproved. Books FTW.
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#3 lawlessx
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..first i would laugh..then i would cry..then i would go to bungie's HQ and beat the living crap out of them.
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#4 Cicatraz_ESP
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What if he's a woman who used to be a man?
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#5 XenoNinja
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I would finally have a reason to play a Halo game.
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#6 fuzzysquash
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wii myself.
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#7 ttobba07
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Wouldn't even consider it after reading the books

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#8 Koolsen
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I would kick everyone at Bunjie in the nads for ripping of Metroid.
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#9 Zandeus
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this thread is stupid.... we have all heard his voice.... we know its not a woman, and please dont argue that it could be some sort of voice manipulation device in the helmet.... because there would be no point to it... aka. would make no sense... except for not letting the audience know it was a woman.... which is also stupid...  because you dont incorporate things in a story this big, just so the audience doesnt know who the character is........

P.S. - THIS IS STUPID!

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#10 MronoC
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what's in the books that proves he's male?
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#11 Zerostatic0
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That would be the same shock that gamers experienced at the end of Metroid when they found out Samus was a woman. Heck even in the player's manual, it referred to Samus as a guy, but after you beat the game, the helmet comes off, and suprise, you've been playing the role of hot blonde.
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#12 joshpetty
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it might be pamela anderson in disguise
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#13 The_Nemacyst
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7 feet tall

White male

Red Hair

Freckles

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#14 lzorro
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I would kick everyone at Bunjie in the nads for ripping of Metroid.Koolsen
:lol:
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#15 Dreams-Visions
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Already disproved. Books FTW.Spartan070
thread is now over. no further commentary is required.
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#16 The_Nemacyst
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it might be pamela anderson in disguisejoshpetty
Haha. How would that work out? Last time I heard the Masterchief doesnt have breastplates.
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#17 Dahaka-UK
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lemmings would all of a sudden not play halo anymore thats for sure... even if there was a halo 4 and the game was rediculo0usly fun to play.. it would flop on that very fact that master chief is actually a woman.
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#18 The_Game21x
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Not care...
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#19 -Beowulf
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what's in the books that proves he's male?MronoC


John

"he" not "she"

The real question is, what isn't in the books that proves he's male?
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#20 helium_flash
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I'd ask if this was a Metroid game.
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#21 GsSanAndreas
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I would laugh at lemmings

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#22 DDX2
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i'd think about it, accept it, and then go play some other game.

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#23 Private_Vegas
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Make fun of her for having such a deep voice. Then get my head crushed.
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#24 Nex_Ownage
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7 feet tall

White male

Red Hair

Freckles

The_Nemacyst

What if he got a sex-chnage between Halo 2 and 3? O_o That would be the ultimate plot twist in any game...ever..
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#25 mirautaj
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:)
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#26 Benihana7
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I'd comment on what a deep voice she had, then get on with teh gaming.
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#27 6icks_tea_4hoar
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:)
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LMFAO :lol:
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#28 Conker-Fan
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Id ask her why she has a deep voice and is refered to as "him" and "he"
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#29 imapieceofwood
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Master chief's identity is finally revealed in halo 3 and you realize that its really an insanely tall nordic woman...

what would you do?
amtentori

what if its a women but really is a man. he only needs to have one more surgury .(clip off the.... you know) to be  a true women.

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#30 Big_player
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i would probably make the millioneth topic about it on SW:D
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#31 Timesplitter14
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MC will be a red-headed metrosexual asian dwarf with glasses. :o
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#32 CelineDion
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Damn, they're on to me...

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#33 Zhengi
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[QUOTE="mirautaj"]
:)
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LMFAO :lol:

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#34 Timesplitter14
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It's obvious.... there are TWO Master Chief!

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#35 adders99
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it cant be a woman if u listen to the voice overs in the game
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#36 Hir0_N
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master chief is an alien
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#37 Hir0_N
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It's obvious.... there are TWO Master Chief!

Timesplitter14
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#38 TheCrimsonKoopa
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master chief is an alienHir0_N


Master Chief is your mom lol.
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#39 Hir0_N
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It's obvious.... there are TWO Master Chief!

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[QUOTE="6icks_tea_4hoar"][QUOTE="mirautaj"]
:)
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LMFAO :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: roflstoisny the face omfg cant stop laughing
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Already disproved. Books FTW.Spartan070
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#41 mestizoman
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Already disproved. Books FTW.Spartan070
im guessing you havent seen nordic women.... theyre hot..... after they shave their mustaches:oops:
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#42 amtentori
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:)
mirautaj


lol
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#43 Ibacai
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Master chief's identity is finally revealed in halo 3 and you realize that its really an insanely tall nordic woman...

what would you do?
amtentori
Well, I would laugh a little at first and go, "Wow, what a Metroid ripoff." and then I'd not care anymore. Male/Female, doesn't matter to me.
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#44 Sig12047
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I'd tell you what I'd do: I wouldnt care.

Metroid is a great franchise and Samus is a woman. However, if a woman had a voice as deep as Master Chief's, I wouldnt want to ever meet her.
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#45 Zohluff
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Master chief's identity is finally revealed in halo 3 and you realize that its really an insanely tall nordic woman...

what would you do?
amtentori
I'd think: Samus moonlighting. Then I'd move on.
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#46 Pokemon266
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ssadddddddd

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#48 Oil_Rope_Bombs
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I would like Zero Suit Mas- never mind, 4 year old thread.
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#49 BrunoBRS
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say that they're trying too hard to rip off metroid, only it wouldn't make sense to name a girl "john".
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#50 BrunoBRS
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I would like Zero Suit Mas- never mind, 4 year old thread.Oil_rope_bombs
well f***.