What's April Fools Without a Yo Mama Joke.

I know it's System Wars, but seeing all the lame thread on April fools is killing. To spice it up I always go to your mama jokes. I'll start it off. (Note to mods: this is by no mean to offend no one nor to flame)

"Yo mama is so tall, she did a back-flip and kick Jesus in the mouth." 

"Yo mama so fat, that when I swerved to avoid her, I ran out of gas"

Ah, what the heck?

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Your mother, in law of course, is so fat.....that.....that shes big enough to drink the ocean....and then.....and then.....she is the new ocean.....I call her the "Bertrude Ocean".......I'm sorry :cry:.......................:shock:

EDIT -  Note the sarcasm and lack of humor. Yea it still is bad though, I know. Don't sue me. 

Your mother, in law of course, is so fat.....that.....that shes big enough to drink the ocean....and then.....and then.....she is the new ocean.....I call her the "Bertrude Ocean".......I'm sorry :cry:.......................:shock:LiquidMetal14

Yo mama's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches couch!

Yo mama got one eye and one leg and they call her I-HOP.shungokustasu

LOL I call her ILENE!

"Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull"

"That's no small moon... it's YO MOMMA!"

Yo mama sooo fat, that when she jump for joy.......she got stuck

:lol:

yo momma's so dumb she thought tupac shakur was a jewish festival

yo momma's so skinny, she has to run around a shower to get wet

yo momma's so fat, everytime she turns round its her birthday

yo momma's so black, she went to night school and they marked her absent

yo momma's so white, albino's walk up to her and say, "damn, you're white"

yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
v61k

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

[QUOTE="v61k"]yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Shinobishyguy

No one's said my favorite

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Grapenuts(TM) is an STD.

Props to whoever knows where that's been on recently.

Your mother, in law of course, is so fat.....that.....that shes big enough to drink the ocean....and then.....and then.....she is the new ocean.....I call her the "Bertrude Ocean".......I'm sorry :cry:.......................:shock:

EDIT - Note the sarcasm and lack of humor. Yea it still is bad though, I know. Don't sue me.

LiquidMetal14