Whats the funniest thing M$,Sony or Nintendo ever said?

I loved it on E3 2006(Sony) when yer man goes like '' its ridge racer(no one was excited)...........RIDGE RACER!!!

and the other one was like"it actually took place in ancient Japan and heres this giant enemy crab.Thunderbolt its weak point...For massive damage" lol wtf.

If you want to watch them go to youtube and type in "sony's embarrassing e3 2006 press conference"

Sony - "The PS3 is cheap"
Nintendo - "We satisfy the core gamer"

Can't remember anything Microsoft said but Greenberg says some funny stuff.

Maybe it wasn't funny but MS saying motion controllers don't matter kind of came back to bite them.

The entirety of Nintendo's E308 was funny and almost painful to watch.

Sony's E306 was pretty funny.

MS: "There are no hardware issues"

Sony: "No one wants dual-shock"

Nintendo: anything said at E3 last year

I remember hearing that MS said that they made avatars first for the console and called it original. Sonys ridg racer line and Nintendo saying this gen that they satisfy the core gamer.

I don't think anything will ever top Ken Kutaragi saying "it's probably too cheap" when Sony announced the PS3's $499/599 price point.

MS: "There are no hardware issues"

Sony: "No one wants dual-shock"

Nintendo: anything said at E3 last year

thetruespin

"Nintendo reach for the moon, Sony reach for the Sun" - This just sounds stupid! Plus, you'd burn your hand!

"Rumble is a last-gen feature" - Ummm... Dualshock 3 anyone?

Now, i don't hate PlayStation but Sony always self pwn it seems!

Sony E3 06 conference was funneh especially the historical events Genji was based on, you know the great japanese historical battles with giant enemy crabs and real time weapon change

"Our console has sold over 2 billion" -MS It was actually "Our console has reached a 1 billion large audience" but you get the point munu9

no it wasnt even that, MS actually said Gaming industry as a whole would reach 1 billion consumersnot just xbox 360

[QUOTE="munu9"]"Our console has sold over 2 billion" -MS It was actually "Our console has reached a 1 billion large audience" but you get the point sikanderahmed

no it wasnt even that, MS actually said Gaming industry as a whole would reach 1 billion consumersnot just xbox 360

[QUOTE="Floppy_Jim"]Sony- See the sig. Doolz2024

[QUOTE="Doolz2024"][QUOTE="Floppy_Jim"]Sony- See the sig. zarshack

nintendo saying CDs are lame(lost final fantasy franchise, weak audio) N64 era

nintendo saying mini CDs are just fine(alot of voice acting cut out etc)
and saying 8 buttons for gamecube era is just fine(RE games needed 3 putton presses at once)

[QUOTE="munu9"]"Our console has sold over 2 billion" -MS It was actually "Our console has reached a 1 billion large audience" but you get the point sikanderahmed

no it wasnt even that, MS actually said Gaming industry as a whole would reach 1 billion consumersnot just xbox 360

Sony: "It doesn't really matter what ships at launch." "The first five million are going to buy it, whatever it is, even it didn't have games." :lol:

"Our console has sold over 2 billion" -MS It was actually "Our console has reached a 1 billion large audience" but you get the point munu9

Edit: Looks like someone already beat me to it.

As other people have said:

MS (on hardware issues) - There are no issues. :D

This whole topic could be things sony said, and we would never run out of things to post.....

when I bought my ps3 I expected no less than it being transformer

M$: anything in regards to their failure #'s

$ony: I think it was Jack who stated the jan after the PS3 release-said he would pay people $1000 (think it was around 1k) if anybody found PS3's on store shelves...still waiting on my money JACK.

Nintendo: see E3 2008

Almost everything that Sony said before and little bit after PS3 launch, specially the "its probably too cheap"

I remember when Reggie said, Metroid Prime 3 will be the best selling FPS of 2007, yeah...the year the M$ launch Halo 3.

Sony: *insert quote from E3 06*

MS: Not really sure actually...save for saying the 360 doesn't have hardware issues

Nintendo: We satisify hardcore gamers! Seriously,when the only hardcore games you released in an entire year are GameCube re-releases, you know there's a problem.

microsoft saying there are no hardware failures to the xbox 360. iam2green

[QUOTE="iam2green"]microsoft saying there are no hardware failures to the xbox 360. Stevo_the_gamer

Microsoft: "We're giving the consumer the best value"

Nintendo: "We look at xbox live and look forward to achieving that"

Sony: "its ridge racer!"

Microsoft/Epic Games - "Gears of War 2 has a solid/polished multiplayer experience."

6 month and 3 updates later it's till full of bugs and glitches.

I like the game, it's just the multiplayer is frustrating 60% of the time.

MS : We don't see the Wii as competition- when kids get older, they can graduate into a Xbox 360.

Theyre all toys guys.

Sony. The next generation doesn't start until we say it does.

Uh huh.

Nintendo: When people run out of space on the Wii, they can just delete the games and make more space.

512 MB is not enough.

They have all said some bonehead stuff, but those are the funniest to me.

Microsoft never really says any funny or crazy stuff. Sony is the worst and Nintendo can be pretty bad at times.

OMG... I know this has nothing to do with any thing. But its about sony, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQI laughed throught the whole thing.

This >>> All

Sony: "People will want to work more to get a ps3"

MS: "We will sell 1 billion systems" +Whatever Aaron Greenberg says.

Nintendo: " Core Gamers shouldn't feel left out""Gamers dont like used games" Shigeru: "what game is that, never heard of it...."

OMG... I know this has nothing to do with any thing. But its about sony, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQI laughed throught the whole thing.

chaoz-king

That had me in tears :lol:

[QUOTE="chaoz-king"]

OMG... I know this has nothing to do with any thing. But its about sony, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQI laughed throught the whole thing.

SpinoRaptor24

That had me in tears :lol:

[QUOTE="chaoz-king"]

OMG... I know this has nothing to do with any thing. But its about sony, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQI laughed throught the whole thing.

SpinoRaptor24

That had me in tears :lol:

Some of my favorites.

Iwata Doesn't Want Online Games: "Customers do not want online games."

Yamauchi on Microsoft: "There are many people in the industry that know nothing about games. In particular, a large American company is trying to do engulf software houses with money, but I don't believe that will go well. It looks like they'll sell their game system next year, but we'll see the answer to that the following year."

Anything by Ken Kutaragi

Yamauchi's RPG Hate: "[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games,"

Yamauchi Knows Gamers: "I have been saying this for some time, but customers are not interested in grand games with higher-quality graphics and sound and epic stories. Only people who do not know the videogame business would advocate the release of next-generation machines when people are not interested in cutting-edge technologies."

Peter Moore and the RROD: You know things break.

Wildest Statements Made by Industry Veterans

Yamauchi Knows Gamers: "I have been saying this for some time, but customers are not interested in grand games with higher-quality graphics and sound and epic stories. Only people who do not know the videogame business would advocate the release of next-generation machines when people are not interested in cutting-edge technologies."

gmastersexay

It's kinda scary how right Yamauchi was with that statement. :?

And all my favorites have already been said. :P

Sony - "the next gen starts when we say so"

That has to be the most laughable thing i have ever seen, by miles