Whats the most EVIL thing you've done in online gaming?

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#1 shutdown_202
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I really dont think there is a pure online gamer. I think at one point, everyone does something terrible to another player or such. Here are some of my many.

- I use to play PSO (phantasy star online) on the DC heavily. But i used to get soo annoyed as the game was run by hackers. After a while i finaly cracked and went out to purchase a copy of XploderDC. This was so i could NOL/sk/vk/pk anyone that messed with me or my friends. After a while i got noticed by one of the biggest clans and for me to join i had to enter a room and pretty muchdestroy up some genuine peoples characters.

I did it but it wasvery wrong. What made it worse was that they were high level and when i joined were all very nice to me. I later saw them that week back at level 1. That was one of the most evilest things i have ever done in my life and i felt so bad for them. Of course at the time i was happy since i joined the team.

- Noob camping on CS1.6 dust2 against bigger noobs and watching them cry down the mic.

- Singing By The Way down the mic whilst waiting inlobbies for GeoW 1. Me and my friend used to always sing this song whilst waiting and it pissed people of so much. Of course i dont do it now. I also dont know why we always sang that song.

What about you guys? Im sure SW has done plenty of evil things whilst playing online, lets hear em!

EDOT: I just remembered that there are alot of SP only people here so its kind of unfair. You guys can also state a few Evil things you've done to NPCs offline or local multi.

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#2 bobbetybob
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Red Faction Guerilla is great for evil stuff. Me and my friend both sledgehammered this guy, then ran over to him, and teabagged him, then sledgehammered him in the crotch and face. RFG online is hilarious.
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#3 nZiFFLe
Member since 2009 • 1481 Posts

Probably camping lowbies in WoW when I was bored.

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#4 DriggerX900
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Betrayed so many people in Halo 3 because I was doing all the work. Also tea bagged quite a few. Last time I did that was today :P

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#5 BoloTheGreat
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Teamkilling in Halo: CE PC is hilarious, most servers tend to put friendly fire on so if some dude is in your way just press pistol whip and down he goes. Plus you get ammo ;) I just used to do that for whole games because it's one hit kill.
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#6 Head_of_games
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A while ago I was playing Battle Front 2 online, and I killed my team mate just to see what it was like. I got booted from the game, and felt terrible.
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#7 mlisen
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In halo 3, my friends and I pick out the person with either the most annoying voice, or most obnoxious name, and team kill them for the entire game.

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#8 kejigoto
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Betrayed so many people in Halo 3 because I was doing all the work. Also tea bagged quite a few. Last time I did that was today :P

DriggerX900

I find it funny when someone is whining at me over nothing to drop a grenade under their feet after they are nearly dead from fighting with the other team, then when it explodes and they die the other team gets the point and nothing is counted against me.

Also when I played iRO years ago I jacked someone's entire account for like a week and stole all their gear, then made a trial account to sell everything and kept the money for myself. Later on I swore up and down that I had nothing to do with it and ended up getting them kicked from the guild and the alliance we were when because he wouldn't drop it and I kept playing the victim there. Later on down the lines I'd constantly asura him during WOE just for the heck of it despite him being completely worthless and playing an ME priest who did nothing but heal the emp during WOE.

Oh I also played PSO on the Dreamcast and if someone really irked me I'd lead them down into a dungeon higher than they were capable of handling and just ditch them. I actually never hacked or anything on that game because I was cheap and refused to spend money on whatever you needed to hack.

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#9 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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In GTA4, me and this other dude got into a car and chased this guy around the city non stop.

In Midnight Club: LA, I got a group of Latinos pretty angry by constantly ramming their cars, then I tricked them into going into the water at the beach while they were chasing me destroying all their cars at once.

In RSV2, I stole the final kill in co op mode and the guy (who was French) just started cussing at me through his mic while I was simply laughing away. Also in co op I constantly busted through while my teammate tried to form a strategy.

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#10 Dr_Snood
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Teamkilling in Halo: CE PC is hilarious, most servers tend to put friendly fire on so if some dude is in your way just press pistol whip and down he goes. Plus you get ammo ;) I just used to do that for whole games because it's one hit kill. BoloTheGreat
O man I am with you there Halo: CE on the PC is the best team killing game ever! Halo: Custom Edition is even better though. There are maps with aircrafts that drop huge bombs (the one MC flys off in at the ending of halo) and it is really fun to drop those on your teammates.
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Teamkilling made remember another one, me and a friend on hardcore headquarters on CoD4. He threw a nade at the start and accidentally got a TK, and I said "You know what, we should just TK for the whole game" and we did. What made it funnier was the fact that our team got about 80 point before we really starting owning them (we tried to make the first few seem like accidents), and they continued to get points, only because of our TK-ing the team overtook them and we lost. There was one HQ I'll never forget, everyone on our team was there so 4 people, my friend ran in shot one then got TKed (this was near the end so they were getting really irritated with us at this point), then I shot another one and got killed. However we both had martyrdom on, so the other 2 got killed in the blast and the enemy caught that HQ.
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#12 Catpee
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Dry looting lowbies with my master swordsman in Ultima Online. That game was just punishing for beginners, and players like me sure didn't make it any easier.

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Playing this down the mic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCX72VvU5k

and annoying 12 year olds on halo 3.

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#14 XturnalS
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Either spawn camping in RSV and RSV2 or flashbanging a rush in CS.

The latter being a real dick move that can get everybody killed.

But other then that I stay very gentlemen like because I know I wouldn't like it if someone did that to me.

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#15 bdum_pshhh
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Rickroll down the mic in Killzone 2.
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#16 zarshack
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some lvl 60 killed my lowbie alt in WoW, so i logged on my main and camped them until they logged off.

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#17 Nick3306
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In mercs 2 i ordered a vehicle for my ally, then picked it up with my helicopter and dropped him over land killing him and i didnt even revive him.
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#18 Catpee
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some lvl 60 killed my lowbie alt in WoW, so i logged on my main and camped them until they logged off.

zarshack

LOL, yeah, that's good times. You should have played Ultima Online though. Imagine getting killed by that level 60 and then he takes literally everything you are holding in your inventory, weapon, armor, and everything.

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#19 bayareahusla
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some JP player was shouting to sell an item on FFXI and i went in trade and he hit send with out me puting up the money so i took it from him got away with 500k in gil and i also got some guy to give me some leaping boots and a emp hairpin so i took those too lol
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#20 tmatte
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All in CS 1.6

  • Spamming music and radio commands
  • Getting 3 of my friends and camping on each other's heads with shields
  • General team killing
  • Killing myself when I was V.I.P. in assassination maps

Yeah, people get pretty enraged when I play 1.6

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#21 bayareahusla
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but i did let my friend from years back online hold the hairpin and boots and he said he let his friend borrow it and got them taken so i guess what goes around comes around
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bumrushing the safe room by myself and shooting the car alarm

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#23 whatisazerg
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In World of Warcraft.... I had 2 of the same item..... I was selling 1 in the AH the other was in my inventory..... I received a private message from some guy who had placed a bid on my item in the AH, but he didn't want to wait for the AH to finish..... he said he'd pay a little more if I took the item down and gave it to him.

So... being the entrepreneur that I am... hehehe.... I met him and sold him the one in my inventory, for the inflated price..... and left the Auction up.... so he ended up buying 2, when he thought he was buying 1...... hehehehe..... I'm so EVIL!

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#24 CleanPlayer
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Worst thing I've ever done was joining a game in Left 4 Dead...get far in the campaign on expert mode, then kill my teammates. It was hilarious...another time I shut the door to the saferoom to my teammates, leaving them literally for dead. I've made enemies on that game, but I've changed my ways.
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#25 zarshack
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In World of Warcraft.... I had 2 of the same item..... I was selling 1 in the AH the other was in my inventory..... I received a private message from some guy who had placed a bid on my item in the AH, but he didn't want to wait for the AH to finish..... he said he'd pay a little more if I took the item down and gave it to him.

So... being the entrepreneur that I am... hehehe.... I met him and sold him the one in my inventory, for the inflated price..... and left the Auction up.... so he ended up buying 2, when he thought he was buying 1...... hehehehe..... I'm so EVIL!

whatisazerg

ROFL what an evil thing to do... haha, did they PM you later QQing?

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#26 whatisazerg
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[QUOTE="whatisazerg"]

In World of Warcraft.... I had 2 of the same item..... I was selling 1 in the AH the other was in my inventory..... I received a private message from some guy who had placed a bid on my item in the AH, but he didn't want to wait for the AH to finish..... he said he'd pay a little more if I took the item down and gave it to him.

So... being the entrepreneur that I am... hehehe.... I met him and sold him the one in my inventory, for the inflated price..... and left the Auction up.... so he ended up buying 2, when he thought he was buying 1...... hehehehe..... I'm so EVIL!

zarshack

ROFL what an evil thing to do... haha, did they PM you later QQing?

Yeah..... alot.......and as I don't like being dishonest, I planned to just let him sweat it out for a bit, then return his stuff..... but he got really personal with the insults and told me I was "black listed":lol: and would never get in a good guild again... blah blah blah..... so I decided not to do a refund....

he even had friends of his, whispering me, trying to talk me into giving him his money back..... it was hilarious.

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#27 Leejjohno
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Well, I left my team behind on left 4 dead and got into the vehicle (the cargo plane once and the APC once)

I didn't do it on purpose, I just run like hell when it turns up. Call it common sense, but by the time I would be backing into the vehicle, everybody would be getting riot stomped by zombies.

The evil part was that I enjoyed it.

That's 50% of the reason my friends on left 4 dead call me molotov the maggot. The other reason is I am most likely to be blamed if some **** is on fire.

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#28 surrealnumber5
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tower rushed a few people in a few rts games. it was evil only because of the level of hypocrite it made me
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#29 LostProphetFLCL
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In left for dead, joining an expert game, killing the whole team, and exiting for fun.

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#30 surrealnumber5
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In left for dead, joining an expert game, killing the whole team, and exiting for fun.

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that was you!!!!
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#31 slvrraven9
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:lol: this stuff is hilarious to read! lol i pray i never run into any of you guys online!
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#32 CajunShooter
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Probably going into Counter Strike and Blaring Hilary Duff's "Come Clean" or "The Hokey Pokey"

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In Halo 3 single player there is a room on the level "Storm" with a lot of injured marines. I had never killed my CPU teammates before and wanted to see what would happen. I killed as many of them(injured first) as possible before the others killed me:twisted:

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#34 enterawesome
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I advised someone to commit suicide, told him nobody loved him, and the world would be better if he never existed after being noob in Halo. He died some days later after beating himself to death with his Halo 3 game case. (JK, nothing comes to mind really)
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#35 WasntAvailable
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Teamkilling made remember another one, me and a friend on hardcore headquarters on CoD4. He threw a nade at the start and accidentally got a TK, and I said "You know what, we should just TK for the whole game" and we did. What made it funnier was the fact that our team got about 80 point before we really starting owning them (we tried to make the first few seem like accidents), and they continued to get points, only because of our TK-ing the team overtook them and we lost. There was one HQ I'll never forget, everyone on our team was there so 4 people, my friend ran in shot one then got TKed (this was near the end so they were getting really irritated with us at this point), then I shot another one and got killed. However we both had martyrdom on, so the other 2 got killed in the blast and the enemy caught that HQ.bobbetybob

I remember killing a team killer on Search and Destroy with an RPG once. I was so bored of the game at that point that I decided to make it a bit more fun. I never even intended to get him, but people cheered me on anyway, so they probably didn't expect to be killed by me aswell. Well I found it entertaining. Another fun little thing to do was to hide in obscure locations surrounded by C4 and watch enemies or allies (Looking for revenge.) run into your hiding place so you could dedonate both them and yourself.

Halo 3 was hilarious when you drove guys off of cliffs. Jump in a car, get an ally in, drive to the edge and jump out at the last minute. Now that was great fun.

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#36 -DrRobotnik-
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I used to always break the rules in custom games in Halo 2 just for fun. Like in Hog Wars i always shot at people and blew up warthogs. Or in Cops and Robbers i would never go to jail, and just go on a rampage killing everyone. Or even when just doing glitches with friends, i would wait until we got far like after superjumping onto the X building in Headlong and the betray my friend so he'd have to start all over again. Lets just say i got booted....a lot.
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#37 perfect_chao
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Making the flesh pounder get mad and charge at a teammate in Killing floor by shooting it fast :P

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#38 PSdual_wielder
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Wow TC to be honest you're a jerk for doing those...

The worst I've done is taunting someone is SF4 or annoyed someone in R2 by keep tagging them with the bullseye and killing them a lot of times in a row, and that just happened by chance.

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#39 double_heist
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Posing as a girl, got a guy, and got free very rare items.

And what's funny he was asking my number and email already.

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I was the last one alive during survival in Left For Dead (while playing on my cousin's Xbox 360), and I quit at 9:59. :twisted:
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#41 mD-
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Counter-Strike:Source

I set up a 1 v 1 match with my cousin (we were in the same house) in de_dust. I set his MOUSE1 to /kill before he came in to play. After about 3 rounds in a row of him dying the second he saw me by clicking MOUSE1, I could hear him screaming at me from his room calling me an idiot and crying, then my uncle yelled at him for screaming, and was so he angry that he locked the door and stayed in his room for hours (he's a competitive kid, lol). This was when he was younger.

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#42 umcommon
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Probably talk trash to a 13 year old big mouth on Halo online :P
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[QUOTE="mD-"]

Counter-Strike:Source

I set up a 1 v 1 match with my cousin (we were in the same house) in de_dust. I set his MOUSE1 to /kill before he came in to play. After about 3 rounds in a row of him dying the second he saw me by clicking MOUSE1, I could hear him screaming at me from his room calling me an idiot and crying, then my uncle yelled at him for screaming, and was so he angry that he locked the door and stayed in his room for hours (he's a competitive kid, lol). This was when he was younger.

now THATS priceless! i can only imagine that that senario playing out
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Day of Defeat 1.3 --> dod_avalanche --> Axis --> Sharfschutze --> Camping in window above middle court yard --> playing against a team who didn't know where the sniper hole was = evil

I think my k:d ratio was 75:1 that round. Then I got kicked for "hacking" despite running a clean copy and just taking advantage of stupidity.

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Posing as a girl, got a guy, and got free very rare items.

And what's funny he was asking my number and email already.

double_heist

You should have told him you were a guy:P

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#46 jmdude
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teabagging ones who killed me before in COD4.

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#47 Roushrsh
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I try to be, as you say "pure", but if one of my team mates purposely comes in front of my in online mp and gets us both stuck in a 1 person corridor or something, well he'd better hope there's no friendly fire
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#48 shutdown_202
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Wow TC to be honest you're a jerk for doing those...

The worst I've done is taunting someone is SF4 or annoyed someone in R2 by keep tagging them with the bullseye and killing them a lot of times in a row, and that just happened by chance.

PSdual_wielder

Meh, apart from GeoW i was around 11 for most of those. They were funny at the time but looking back now, i do regret quite a few of them.

Especially in PSO DC where if a person dies, they drop all their loot and equipment. So i would wait untill someone dies, take their stuff and then change servers. Good times.

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#49 SMR-Venom
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Putting people out of their misery in CoD:WaW during last stand (hardcore mode). But I Tbag them first of course :)
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#50 nethernova
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Instructions for being evil: 1. Play a Warlock in WoW. 2. Grab two buddies. 3. Give them underwater breathing and swim down to the deepest depths of the ocean. 4. Invite random people into your group and summon them. 5. Watch them drown. Ah, the good times.