Which console best represents you as a person?

Each console has their own characteristics which uniquely define them. Which console best represents YOU as a person.

For example:

PS3 was an extremely powerful console, yet misunderstood due to it's wildly advanced Cell processor.

Wii was weak, but unique and fun.

.......

PS1. Cool as ****, extremely popular, best days were in the 90s.

I want to be an ouya

For some reason this thread just makes me think of this:

imma ps4 pro a beast

PC

I feel like I am the Original Xbox. Extremely powerful, bulky, yet still underrated.

@harnessthepower: "PS3 was an extremely powerful console, yet misunderstood"

lol@ misunderstood.

@PSP107: It was misunderstood. The Cell forced developers to actually put some effort into their work.

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There is no console that represents me because I am someone who cares about quality. PC is the only platform that can represent me.

If you can relate to a console then you have bigger problems.

Yeah you would play a turd simulator as long as it's at a "quality" 1080p/60fps lol.

Playstation 1.

MGS

Tomb Raider

Final Fantasy

Gran Turismo

Tekken

Silent Hill

Crash Bandicoot

Resident Evil

Parasite Eve

Spyro

Ape Escape

I could go on and on. PS1 really got me into gaming. There were so many new innovative ideas and IPs that shaped the gaming industry. Every game felt unique in their own right.

I would play a turd simulator in VR with my Oculus Touch where I could throw turds at people. That would be awesome. LOL.

As long as it came with virtual toilet paper that you could wipe your virtual hands with, in 1080p/60fps of course lol.

WTF is this shit? None.

Well, technically it would have to be 2160x1200 and 90fps for the Rift. ;)

The game would also need some advanced physics so you can have fun with the toilet paper. I would like to be able to toss it around and have it unroll and then wrap it around people who are covered in turds. LMAO.

Well i think we've gone as far as we can on this subject, time to flush methinks lol.

Yeah, I had some good laughs just thinking about it though. Good stuff. :)

PC & Anime are the only two things it gives me POWER! PC made me who I am today!

@harnessthepower:

So people misunderstood you?

lol my reaction exactly

I'm like a Jaguar–old, and have many buttons to press that do literally nothing... and nobody has heard of me

:0

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Sega Master System. Old as hell, but still fun.

XD

the virtual boy

because i f.ucking suck and will likely cause eye irritation.

I do not think that any home console can accurately represent me as a person. I am not a Wii or even a PS4, even between.

I have problems connecting with people.

I run out of energy after about 3 hours of being active.

I don't have much game.

I am basically a human Nintendo Switch.

:P

And what would that be?

I never really thought about this before.

MEGA CD - piece of crap that no one cares for.

i see the self-deprecating theme has caught on

ok ill play along

I'm a xbox one cause I'm a complete failure TLHBO

Just tricking this is stupid

That I'm a gamer :)

PC , no limits , always pushing forward

Well we already knew you were a gamer, i thought you were going to get deep on us lol.

nice titties nice tits

@harnessthepower:

What the heck does this even mean?

Okay Daily I should go deeper as to what I mean then.

I didn't get into PC gaming in late 2007 when I heard about the PC exclusive game, Crysis. That was the year I build my first PC just to play Crysis and from there, it made me think about PC twice then what it is and it made me a better gamer cause there's more to PC then gaming on consoles.

Edit: Anime is just a bonus cause I can edit Anime stuff on PC and use the one's and post them on my avatar you see me wearing from time to time but making sigs, that's a kind of skill I'm still learning from Zassimick works.

So how is this shit allowed here lol.

Like Me, X1 has the perfect balance of brilliance, good looks and class. lol :P

It means to fully exploit the power. To not let it gain control over you.

VITA = unpopular perv.

The Switch. Because i'm underpowered and don't lift.

Probably the original xbox represents me the best since i'm thick and nobody likes me

NeoGeo. Because to me cost is irrelevant and strive for top shelf and like the Neogeo, I don't accept that compression crap just to save a few bucks.

good call. I feel best represented by the xbox one because I'm slow, weak and haven't brought anything to the table since 2013.