FINAL FANTASY RELICS
People who still think every great Final Fantasy was made before FF7. I don't care how great an early Final Fantasy was back in the day, you can't tell me those outdated NES/SNES systems beat what developers have accomplished with more modern Final Fantasies on the PS1, PS2, and soon the PS3. Yes waitress, please give me the richer story, stunningly beautiful graphics, mind-blowing CGI scenes, and advanced customization of characters over some outdated and simplified NES version.
Call me crazy, but I'll take this:
over this:
...anyday of the week. Go away relics! No one cares how much you enjoyed Final Fantasy II when you were a teenager!
NOLAN BUSHNELL
Dude is the definition of a relic. Why is that this guy who invented Pong is quoted every few months for some criticism of the gaming industry? Yeah, it's great that he spawned the first memorable video game, but specializing in Pong does not somehow make you qualified on the Xbox 360 or ANY game today. People like him want a casual rebirth with the Wii because they're scared of anything that can't be played with a token in five minutes. He's designing an MMOG now, but I seriously doubt that over the last decade, this guy has played online with anything other than Mahjong.
Go away Nolan! Hook up your Wii and enjoy the tennis game, but leave us alone!
FALLOUT RELICS
Okay, I realize Fallout was a mind-blowing WRPG for its time. It basically spawned the Baldur's Gate, Planescape and other great RPGs on the PC years ago. But please... when we approach the topic of best RPG, stop acting like Fallout is God and it doesn't feel a little outdated. What is it with these people who have to play every RPG in a Dungeons & Dragons ****isometric layout? There's nothing wrong with what Morrowind and Oblivion did, and while I can still have fun with the old-school tabletop views like this:
Sometimes, I just want to play like this:
So I like RPGs with beautiful distant 3-D scenery, that feel more alive, and rely a little bit more on my natural reflexes instead of some pre-rolled formula. So sue me! I think that makes a great RPG and relics who refuse to believe otherwise annoying the living snuzz out of me.
GOLDENEYE RELICS
Give me a break about people who are heartbroken that this game won't be ported to Xbox Live. In 2008, this game sucks! When talking about the best shooters, this game always comes up, but it feels VERY OUTDATED compared to ANY shooter on the market today. Fact is just about any game that relies on 3-D action will always become one upped in the next generation, and the only reason people still hold on to this game as a torchbearer is because they have nostalgic memories of great times with friends and family on a split-screen during their youth. This game has not aged well, and if you want a great shooter, try one of these games:
Because they pretty much improve on just about everything in Goldeneye, and you're cheating yourself if you somehow keep trying to recapture the "glory" you remember from Goldeneye because it was your first experience with a split-screen shooter.
RELICS WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE A RE-DO CAN ACTUALLY BE BETTER
Look, the only games that are truly timeless are platformers like the Mario games that relied on one aspect: FUN! Most other games in video game history can always be improved by today's standards. People who get all grumpy about Bioshock and still declare its predecessor, System Shock, as the #1 game just need to open their minds more.
W00t! Yeah, i get it, you loved System Shock, but frankly, I'd rather play:
Same bizarre world and rich story. Same creative shooter gameplay, one just feels a lot more compelling in 2008... ya know?
You can crack on them for ripping off a concept that was already established years ago, but don't act like a new model can't improve on an old popular game.
What are some types of relics you can't stand?
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