who can kill someone in one punch?

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#1 supermechakirby
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Master cheif

I think that should stop all the "kratos vs link vs the tooth fairy" THreads

interestingly, Duke Nukem could kill someone in one punch too.... hmmmm

long lost brothers? OR THE SAME PERSON

that explains why there hasnt been a duke nukem game in a long time, and DNF is really halo 3

Duke Nukem/Master Chief > Chuck Norris

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#2 mikl1018
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Falcon Punch!!!

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#3 Xerlaoth
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Falcon Punch!!!

mikl1018

hot dang, pwn.

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#4 Ganon_919
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Ganondorf.. well, one kick
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#5 supermechakirby
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Falcon Punch!!!

mikl1018

MC can also lift a 30 ton tank

FALCON FAIL!!

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#6 osirisomeomi
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Anyone can. Just punch someone in an uppercut in the nose. What's your point?
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ME!
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#8 Armored_cell
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Dante will punch right through Master Chiefs armor and pull out his heart.
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#9 labatbleu
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CHUCK NORRIS. Ends of the topic

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#10 fuzzysquash
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Master cheif

I think that should stop all the "kratos vs link vs the tooth fairy" THreads

supermechakirby

Kratos is the God of War, which means he has controlled all conflicts (including the one that Master Chief's involved in) since the death of Ares.

So I'd say Kratos wins by default.

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Fist of the North Star baby.
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#12 whoisryanmack
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But this could be due to the opponents weakness rather than the characters strength. I can kill an ant in one flick, but does that make me strong?
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#13 Ganon_919
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Master Chief can't even win in his own game, what makes you think he can kill someone in one punch?
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#14 Armored_cell
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But this could be due to the opponents weakness rather than the characters strength. I can kill an ant in one flick, but does that make me strong?whoisryanmack
Good point.

Call me when Master Chief slays a Super Demon prince or the God of War.

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#15 Tiefster
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[QUOTE="supermechakirby"]

Master cheif

I think that should stop all the "kratos vs link vs the tooth fairy" THreads

fuzzysquash

Kratos is the God of War, which means he has controlled all conflicts (including the one that Master Chief's involved in) since the death of Ares.

So I'd say Kratos wins by default.



Thats the logical answer but you know as well as I do logic flies as well as lead here in SW.
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#16 supermechakirby
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But this could be due to the opponents weakness rather than the characters strength. I can kill an ant in one flick, but does that make me strong?whoisryanmack

no, it makes you a man

winning isnt about strength, its about picking someone weaker than you to fight, ITS THE MANLY WAY

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#17 Ibacai
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[QUOTE="mikl1018"]

Falcon Punch!!!

supermechakirby

MC can also lift a 30 ton tank

FALCON FAIL!!

Wish he could do that in the games... :|
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#18 Fat_jonny
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Dante will punch right through Master Chiefs armor and pull out his heart.Armored_cell

lol for some reason this made me laff and made me think of mortal kombat

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#19 Fat_jonny
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[QUOTE="whoisryanmack"]But this could be due to the opponents weakness rather than the characters strength. I can kill an ant in one flick, but does that make me strong?supermechakirby

no, it makes you a man

winning isnt about strength, its about picking someone weaker than you to fight, ITS THE MANLY WAY

spoken truly

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#20 Shmeckledorf
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[QUOTE="supermechakirby"][QUOTE="mikl1018"]

Falcon Punch!!!

Ibacai

MC can also lift a 30 ton tank

FALCON FAIL!!

Wish he could do that in the games... :|

"Hold X to flip tank"

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#21 XYZVector
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I can when some one presses my nitro switch.... :lol:
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#23 waynehead895
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[QUOTE="Ibacai"][QUOTE="supermechakirby"][QUOTE="mikl1018"]

Falcon Punch!!!

Shmeckledorf

MC can also lift a 30 ton tank

FALCON FAIL!!

Wish he could do that in the games... :|

"Hold X to flip tank"

LMAO he's absolutely right.

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All the soldiers in FEAR online. Truth.
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#25 Ibacai
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[QUOTE="Shmeckledorf"][QUOTE="Ibacai"][QUOTE="supermechakirby"][QUOTE="mikl1018"]

Falcon Punch!!!

waynehead895

MC can also lift a 30 ton tank

FALCON FAIL!!

Wish he could do that in the games... :|

"Hold X to flip tank"

LMAO he's absolutely right.

It's a game mechanic to make vehicles usable. Let me know when you can throw them at people. Good answer though. :lol:
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#26 supermechakirby
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[QUOTE="waynehead895"][QUOTE="Shmeckledorf"][QUOTE="Ibacai"][QUOTE="supermechakirby"][QUOTE="mikl1018"]

Falcon Punch!!!

Ibacai

MC can also lift a 30 ton tank

FALCON FAIL!!

Wish he could do that in the games... :|

"Hold X to flip tank"

LMAO he's absolutely right.

It's a game mechanic to make vehicles usable. Let me know when you can throw them at people. Good answer though. :lol:

NEW FEATURE FOR HALO 3

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#27 Einhanderkiller
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Chuck Norris.

His chin fist is always a one-hit KO.

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#28 Jagazaar
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He can also die instantly from a head-shot, an explosion, a sword hit, and being smacked by an Elite, Brute, or Hunter. And probably some other things I forgot.

Your point?

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#29 htekemerald
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Anyone Can, Seriously hit their throat or the right place in their nose or chest.
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#30 wok7
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But Samus easily pwns Master Chief.
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#31 joeychew
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my mama can kill anyone with 1 punch.
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#32 supermechakirby
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Take it here plz http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25697942

cept you joeychew, you stay here

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#33 foxhound_fox
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But Samus easily pwns Master Chief.wok7


Indeed. But why even involve her in this thread? We are talking about characters that are not made too powerful for there own good here.