Why are xbots paranoid conspiracy theorists?

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#1 BattlefieldFan3
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As a fellow xbot, I admit that the 360 is inferior to the PS3 and that I only bought the 360 so that I could be a good American, not to play games on it. With that said, you have a group of xbots, which I will politely not name here, who claim that a user by the name of brofists created 34028394280 alt accounts and that anyone hating on the 360 is brofist's 35th sock account. My question is, why are xbots so paranoid?
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Get to sleep brofist.
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"]As a fellow xbot, I admit that the 360 is inferior to the PS3 and that I only bought the 360 so that I could be a good American, not to play games on it. With that said, you have a group of xbots, which I will politely not name here, who claim that a user by the name of brofists created 34028394280 alt accounts and that anyone hating on the 360 is brofist's 35th sock account. My question is, why are xbots so paranoid?

The trolls on SW used to be funny. Now we are stuck with morons like this.
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#5 delta3074
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"]As a fellow xbot, I admit that the 360 is inferior to the PS3 and that I only bought the 360 so that I could be a good American, not to play games on it. With that said, you have a group of xbots, which I will politely not name here, who claim that a user by the name of brofists created 34028394280 alt accounts and that anyone hating on the 360 is brofist's 35th sock account. My question is, why are xbots so paranoid?

Give it a rest Brofists.
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#6 BattlefieldFan3
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I think the responses on this thread prove my point.
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#7 clyde46
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I think the responses on this thread prove my point.BattlefieldFan3
I think you and SNIPER should get together. Sounds like a perfect pair.
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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"]As a fellow xbot, I admit that the 360 is inferior to the PS3 and that I only bought the 360 so that I could be a good American, not to play games on it. With that said, you have a group of xbots, which I will politely not name here, who claim that a user by the name of brofists created 34028394280 alt accounts and that anyone hating on the 360 is brofist's 35th sock account. My question is, why are xbots so paranoid?

The trolls on SW used to be funny. Now we are stuck with morons like this.

At least I admit I'm a fat 400lb loser. There's nothing worse than a 50-year-old PC gamer who thinks he has a life.
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"]As a fellow xbot, I admit that the 360 is inferior to the PS3 and that I only bought the 360 so that I could be a good American, not to play games on it. With that said, you have a group of xbots, which I will politely not name here, who claim that a user by the name of brofists created 34028394280 alt accounts and that anyone hating on the 360 is brofist's 35th sock account. My question is, why are xbots so paranoid?

The trolls on SW used to be funny. Now we are stuck with morons like this.

At least I admit I'm a fat 400lb loser. There's nothing worse than a 50-year-old PC gamer who thinks he has a life.

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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="clyde46"] The trolls on SW used to be funny. Now we are stuck with morons like this.

At least I admit I'm a fat 400lb loser. There's nothing worse than a 50-year-old PC gamer who thinks he has a life.

Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] At least I admit I'm a fat 400lb loser. There's nothing worse than a 50-year-old PC gamer who thinks he has a life.

Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.

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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"]As a fellow xbot, I admit that the 360 is inferior to the PS3 and that I only bought the 360 so that I could be a good American, not to play games on it. With that said, you have a group of xbots, which I will politely not name here, who claim that a user by the name of brofists created 34028394280 alt accounts and that anyone hating on the 360 is brofist's 35th sock account. My question is, why are xbots so paranoid?

The trolls on SW used to be funny. Now we are stuck with morons like this.

At least I admit I'm a fat 400lb loser. There's nothing worse than a 50-year-old PC gamer who thinks he has a life.

Tsk tsk tsk, kid these days...
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#13 delta3074
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] At least I admit I'm a fat 400lb loser. There's nothing worse than a 50-year-old PC gamer who thinks he has a life.

Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.

speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,lol
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[QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="clyde46"]

Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.

speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,lol

I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.

speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,lol

I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.

speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,lol

I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lol
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] Look, we're all fat nobodies in real life, so don't deny it. Using unfunny pics to get your point across makes you look like a dumbass.

speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,lol

I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

You mean you have worse fetish than that :o? Shocking! [spoiler] not really [/spoiler]
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"]speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,loldelta3074
I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lol

That's great that your imaginary wife would leave you. I'm a fat 40-year-old loser and no woman would want me, so I have to jackoff to porn. Why do you keep making fun of us gamers?
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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"]speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,lolrjdofu
I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

You mean you have worse fetish than that :o? Shocking! [spoiler] not really [/spoiler]

I actually have a fetish of younger guys screwing 80-year-old women.
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Ok then..

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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lol

That's great that your imaginary wife would leave you. I'm a fat 40-year-old loser and no woman would want me, so I have to jackoff to porn. Why do you keep making fun of us gamers?

'imaginary wife' you really are precious, i am married with 6 kids dude and i am 38 and have been gaming for 27 years sunshine, you need to get a life, i have one already so i'm good,lol
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[QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them. BattlefieldFan3
if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lol

That's great that your imaginary wife would leave you. I'm a fat 40-year-old loser and no woman would want me, so I have to jackoff to porn. Why do you keep making fun of us gamers?

That's it... let it all out... before this gem of a thread gets locked! ;)

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[QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"][QUOTE="delta3074"]speak for yourself dude i weigh about 10 stone, i have a wife and kids and a job, i don't spend all day on the interwebs fapping off to my little pony,loldelta3074
I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lol

Really? Where's the fun in that? Watching porn together is cool.
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[QUOTE="kuraimen"][QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="BattlefieldFan3"] I actually have a subscription to 50 porn websites (Look, I admit it), and horse porn sites aren't one of them.

if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lol

Really? Where's the fun in that? Watching porn together is cool.

Normal porn dude, normal porn.
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#26 kuraimen
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[QUOTE="kuraimen"][QUOTE="delta3074"]if thats what floats your boat, more power to you, my wife would divorce me if i ever went anywhere near any porn,lolclyde46
Really? Where's the fun in that? Watching porn together is cool.

He said any porn. Normal porn dude, normal porn.

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no, lets see where he goes with this... he seems pretty patriotic.
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