Why you shouldn't buy a Wii.

You shoudn't buy a Wii. The graphics look like a convicted felon being put out of his misery. The online function is abysmal. It reminds me of the time when I first got my computer and it ran on dial-up connection. The online support on the Wii is just so slow. The console itself looks like something straight out of a Sci-Fi movie (low budget). It just looks terrible. The Nintendo games on the console are very over-rated. Third party support is non-existant to unbelievably shallow in quality. If you have a penny on you I wouldn't even suggest it being saved towards a purchase of a Wii. Save it for some Taco Bell or some American Burgers with American Cheese. The controls for the Wii arealso crap. It's like holding two Ice Pops in your hands. They're a slippery and clumsy mess designed for the youngest of toddles dwarfs, Gnomes and the tinniest of humans. The Nintendo Wii is a half assed console and a half eaten immigrant knock-off of the American Cheeseburger. The Nintendo Wii is terrible. Just plain terrible.

Fakeboy? I hope so...

:roll: what a surprise:

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Fakeboy? I hope so...

Doctor-Salvador

One with a secondary account, too!:lol:

1st post

get outa here! your an nincompoop if those are reasons why you shouldn't by the wii

Worst "humourous" post ever, worst analogies ever, worst fakeboy ever. If your idea of saving money for food were followd by everyone they'd need a Wii and Wiifit.bobbetybob

You don't lose weight using WiiFit. You're better off eating a tub of Ben and Jerry's than buy a Wii and Wii Fit.

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

casuals dont care about graphics, just fun. And Wii delievers it.

get outa here! your an nincompoop if those are reasons why you shouldn't by the wii

nintend-girl69

With a name like nintend-girl69you don't have room to speak. Man, I hate fan-girls.

[QUOTE="bobbetybob"]Worst "humourous" post ever, worst analogies ever, worst fakeboy ever. If your idea of saving money for food were followd by everyone they'd need a Wii and Wiifit.AnemicAnd_Sweet

You don't lose weight using WiiFit. You're better off eating a tub of Ben and Jerry's than buy a Wii and Wii Fit.

Oh right so the best way to lose weight is to eat sugary and fatty foods high in colestherol, so I guess the best way to prolong my life is to cut my intestines out, since doing the opposite of whats good for you seems to be what all the cool kids like yourself are doing.

[QUOTE="nintend-girl69"]

get outa here! your an nincompoop if those are reasons why you shouldn't by the wii

AnemicAnd_Sweet

With a name like nintend-girl69you don't have room to speak. Man, I hate fan-girls.

shame on you. thats no way to talk to a lady.

"dont have room to speak"

U obviously werent raised properly if thats ur opinion on women.

That's a very well thought out post. You didn't even need to play the wii just to know that the online is slow......:roll:FireEmblem_Man

I bought a Wii and am suffering from severe buyers remorse. I am simply giving people access to the information they need to not make my mistake, and that is buying a Wii.

Is it not plausible that I just wish to help people ?

most pointless/useless thread in System Wars at the moment...

put this in your blog noob.

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

-GhostMLD-

[QUOTE="FireEmblem_Man"]That's a very well thought out post. You didn't even need to play the wii just to know that the online is slow......:roll:AnemicAnd_Sweet

I bought a Wii and am suffering from severe buyers remorse. I am simply giving people access to the information they need to not make my mistake, and that is buying a Wii.

Is it not plausible that I just wish to help people ?

you don't want to help anyone.

you want to start a fanboy war. and you can't even successfully do that because nobody on this website takes your opinion seriously.

They're a slippery and clumsy mess designed for the youngest of toddles dwarfs, Gnomes and the tinniest of humans.

AnemicAnd_Sweet

I lol'd.

You should buy a Wii. The graphics look like they where made in heaven. The online function is ok. It reminds me of the time when I first kissed a girl. The online support on the Wii is ok. The console itself looks like something straight from heaven. It just looks nice. The Nintendo games on the console are always top. Third party support exist . Save the money it cost more too buy a ps3 for some Taco Bell or some American Burgers with American Cheese. The controls for the Wii also like the are made by the gaming god. It's like holding two Mellon's in hands. The Nintendo Wii is a beautiful console .. The Nintendo Wii is super.

AnemicAnd_Sweet

fixed:P

here you go newbie.

[QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"]

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

ThePlothole

If you have not beat The Halo Combat Evolved than you are not a hardcore gamer. Damn, I miss the golden ages.

[QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"][QUOTE="AnemicAnd_Sweet"][QUOTE="nintend-girl69"]

get outa here! your an nincompoop if those are reasons why you shouldn't by the wii

AnemicAnd_Sweet

With a name like nintend-girl69you don't have room to speak. Man, I hate fan-girls.

shame on you. thats no way to talk to a lady.

"dont have room to speak"

U obviously werent raised properly if thats ur opinion on women.

Gaming pal, she was the oen acting foul towards the woman of our world. We gave her the chance to get out of the kitchen and play video games, and what does she do ? She leaves the kitchen, she doesn't clean, I am still hungry and she bought a Wii.

u from one of the southern states in AMerica?

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"][QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"]

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

AnemicAnd_Sweet

If you have not beat The Halo Combat Evolved than you are not a hardcore gamer. Damn, I miss the golden ages.

that right there summarizes your ignorance. not playing one game labels you as casual?

middle school must have gotten out recently.

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"][QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"]

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

AnemicAnd_Sweet

If you have not beat The Halo Combat Evolved than you are not a hardcore gamer. Damn, I miss the golden ages.

I bet you've only been gaming since the Xbox haven't you? 2002 golden ages AHAHAHAHA

[QUOTE="AnemicAnd_Sweet"][QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"][QUOTE="AnemicAnd_Sweet"][QUOTE="nintend-girl69"]

get outa here! your an nincompoop if those are reasons why you shouldn't by the wii

-GhostMLD-

With a name like nintend-girl69you don't have room to speak. Man, I hate fan-girls.

shame on you. thats no way to talk to a lady.

"dont have room to speak"

U obviously werent raised properly if thats ur opinion on women.

Gaming pal, she was the oen acting foul towards the woman of our world. We gave her the chance to get out of the kitchen and play video games, and what does she do ? She leaves the kitchen, she doesn't clean, I am still hungry and she bought a Wii.

u from one of the southern states in AMerica?

I am a hardcore oldschool conservetive living in Southern California.

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"][QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"]

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

AnemicAnd_Sweet

If you have not beat The Halo Combat Evolved than you are not a hardcore gamer. Damn, I miss the golden ages.

oh please. Duke 3D, Quake, Doom, Wolfenstein >>>>> halo

and wii is fun

This thread is made of win.

The TC is not being intense enough and just failing randomly so it's not too great, I could do better.

[QUOTE="AnemicAnd_Sweet"][QUOTE="ThePlothole"][QUOTE="-GhostMLD-"]

hardcore gamers thinking from a hardcore perspective :lol:

bobbetybob

If you have not beat The Halo Combat Evolved than you are not a hardcore gamer. Damn, I miss the golden ages.

I bet you've only been gaming since the Xbox haven't you? 2002 golden ages AHAHAHAHA

I gamed off and on ever since the NES, but when the golden ages came around with the XboX I was hooked. The Halo CE and The Halo 2 multiplayer Map Pack are the best games I have ever played.

[QUOTE="FireEmblem_Man"]That's a very well thought out post. You didn't even need to play the wii just to know that the online is slow......:roll:AnemicAnd_Sweet

I bought a Wii and am suffering from severe buyers remorse. I am simply giving people access to the information they need to not make my mistake, and that is buying a Wii.

Is it not plausible that I just wish to help people ?

I believe a lot of people here already knows what are the strengths and weaknesses. There is no need to make a thread about it.