Wll, my PS3 is gone. Thank the good lord.

Well here is my story so far.

I got Spiderman 3 out and started to watch it on my PS3 for the 1000th time. And you know why? Because of the PS3 god damn lack of playable games. I'm sick of heavenly sword and RFOM and crappycharted. So as I finished watching that god awful movie that sony made, I take out the CD. And what happens? It jams. So I pull on it a little harder and end up slighlty cutting my Finger. And that was the last straw.

I go to my shed, get my sledgehammer and start beating the crap out my PS3. God it felt so good. After bashing with the hammer, getting the pieces, pouring gas all over it, setting on fire and then urinating on the ashes I decided that today is the best day of my life. I have never felt more good in my life. So I am taking my wife out for and expensive dinner. And then maybe have some sex on my PS3s ashes.

The PS3 has 4D graphics, so when you set it on fire, it was an optical illusion set by the PS3.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

ahahahahahaha

nice

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

lol great story... this should be on Jerry Springer... My Console stole my CD

U ever think of getting it repaired instead of burning your hard earned cash?

The PS3 has 4D graphics, so when you set it on fire, it was an optical illusion set by the PS3.

PandaBear86

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

Well played.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

i couldnt help but laugh at that lol

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

roflcopter lol... wow that was easily one of the funniest things ive ever read on system wars haha :lol:

well way to go u smash 500$

This thread has "GAME OVER" All over it.

Damn Fanboys

That story is so believable. You know how believeable it is? SO believable.

I hope your cut yourself deep on your imaginary disc and your imaginary wife cheats on you and you go imaginarily bankrupt.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

The PS3 has 4D graphics, so when you set it on fire, it was an optical illusion set by the PS3.

PandaBear86

That story is so believable. You know how believeable it is? SO believable.

I hope your cut yourself deep on your imaginary disc and your imaginary wife cheats on you and you go imaginarily bankrupt.

Thompsonwhore

[QUOTE="nicenator"]Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.unasyn

ahahahahahaha

nice

lol.... good one..... even though I prefer the 360

So I am taking my wife out for and expensive dinner.

dragon_master11

You could have made it even more expensive if you sold your PS3 instead of murdering it

(no, I don't beleive the story, no ones that thoughtless)

Well here is my story so far.

I got Spiderman 3 out and started to watch it on my PS3 for the 1000th time. And you know why? Because of the PS3 god damn lack of playable games. I'm sick of heavenly sword and RFOM and crappycharted. So as I finished watching that god awful movie that sony made, I take out the CD. And what happens? It jams. So I pull on it a little harder and end up slighlty cutting my Finger. And that was the last straw.

I go to my shed, get my sledgehammer and start beating the crap out my PS3. God it felt so good. After bashing with the hammer, getting the pieces, pouring gas all over it, setting on fire and then urinating on the ashes I decided that today is the best day of my life. I have never felt more good in my life. So I am taking my wife out for and expensive dinner. And then maybe have some sex on my PS3s ashes.

dragon_master11

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

Well here is my story so far.

I got Spiderman 3 out and started to watch it on my PS3 for the 1000th time. And you know why? Because of the PS3 god damn lack of playable games. I'm sick of heavenly sword and RFOM and crappycharted. So as I finished watching that god awful movie that sony made, I take out the CD. And what happens? It jams. So I pull on it a little harder and end up slighlty cutting my Finger. And that was the last straw.

I go to my shed, get my sledgehammer and start beating the crap out my PS3. God it felt so good. After bashing with the hammer, getting the pieces, pouring gas all over it, setting on fire and then urinating on the ashes I decided that today is the best day of my life. I have never felt more good in my life. So I am taking my wife out for and expensive dinner. And then maybe have some sex on my PS3s ashes.

dragon_master11

I am willing to bet actual money that not one single thing in you post is true. Because I currently am looking after a PS3 for my brother who is out of town for a month and there is a ton of games for me too play. And the fact that you would call Uncharted "crappycharted" not only tells me you've never played it but that you aren't mature enough to actually have a wife.

The PS3 is a solid piece of hardware with an okay library. Nobody who is a real gamer can look at the PS3 right now and say there are no games.

** FAKEBOY ALERT **

No games? Laughable.

If this story is even true, you just made your worst decision of this gen. Yeah, keep the console that hit its peak in 2007. That makes sense.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

lol, thats awesome.

That story is so believable. You know how believeable it is? SO believable.

I hope your cut yourself deep on your imaginary disc and your imaginary wife cheats on you and you go imaginarily bankrupt.

Thompsonwhore

seriously. Does this guy think we'll actually believe his story

If your blog entry is true, then that's rather pathetic. Especially when you post it on a messageboard without a video.Pariah_001

The most pathetic thing that stands out from his post is that he watched that horrible movie Spiderman 3 more than once.

[QUOTE="Pariah_001"]If your blog entry is true, then that's rather pathetic. Especially when you post it on a messageboard without a video.flazzle

The most pathetic thing that stands out from his post is that he watched that horrible movie Spiderman 3 more than once.

I'd rather break a PS3 than watch that movie 1000 times. Or even 3 more times.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

LOLOL good one.

At first I thought the OP was serious, but then I noticed the joke. Funny thread overall :D.

[QUOTE="flazzle"]

[QUOTE="Pariah_001"]If your blog entry is true, then that's rather pathetic. Especially when you post it on a messageboard without a video.Jandurin

The most pathetic thing that stands out from his post is that he watched that horrible movie Spiderman 3 more than once.

I'd rather break a PS3 than watch that movie 1000 times. Or even 3 more times.

People really don't like SM3? I loved it. I feel they did everything they could with character development considering the length. My only gripe is it was kind of all over the place, but they managed it pretty well. Outside of that it was the typical good ol Spidey flick... Oh well :(.

People really don't like SM3? I loved it. I feel they did everything they could with character development considering the length. My only gripe is it was kind of all over the place, but they managed it pretty well. Outside of that it was the typical good ol Spidey flick... Oh well :(. TREAL_Since

[QUOTE="TREAL_Since"]People really don't like SM3? I loved it. I feel they did everything they could with character development considering the length. My only gripe is it was kind of all over the place, but they managed it pretty well. Outside of that it was the typical good ol Spidey flick... Oh well :(. Jandurin

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

:lol:...I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

now that is funny.

[QUOTE="TREAL_Since"]People really don't like SM3? I loved it. I feel they did everything they could with character development considering the length. My only gripe is it was kind of all over the place, but they managed it pretty well. Outside of that it was the typical good ol Spidey flick... Oh well :(. Jandurin

I thought the dancing in the streets was unique. It had everyone in the theater laughing and alot of older people liked it. It was funny because he was all cocky and bad@$$ like, "yeah I'm the $h!+".

I guess it depends whether or not you think that was cool or gay I'm in category A. You can't really down the whole movie for that though. But a valid point would be that the movie is a little too short for complete character development.

This utter retard is blatantly lying, do you care to show any pictures of the 'ashes'? Also, at the moron that said the PS3 breaks itself, thats a rather laughable attempt at making the ps3 sound bad, Im guessing you're an xbox fanboy and we all know how amazingly low the failure rate is, childish fool.

Last time I checked I never saw in the movie where it said "Written and directed by Sony". Sony produced it and probably finished final production.

And this is a lame thread, I highly doubt that you would smash the system rather than trading it in for some sort of value.

Thats the big advantage the 360 has, it destroys itself for you.nicenator

Oh also, the part about ashes? With much of the components being silicon or plastic wouldnt it mostly be a clumped of melted stuff?Vasichko

Yes it would, but this thread is a joke. I found it funny when he said, "I have never felt more good in my life. So I am taking my wife out for and expensive dinner. And then maybe have some sex on my PS3s ashes." :lol: WTF?