Women want to ban game consoles!!

It has come the time when we need to come together as one! cows, lem and sheep and all the possible combinations (women don't want to ban PCs so hermits are lucky) and demand our rights as gamers and men!!! I say that if they are succesful we ban jewelry!

http://www.webuser.co.uk/news/top-stories/399577/half-of-women-would-ban-games-consoles

Consoles>Women...No,Lara Croft>Consoles>Women..No,wait..That would mean...:x

Consoles>Women...No,Lara Croft>Consoles>Women..No,wait..That would mean...:x

Lto_thaG

cuz hermits don't have women......and Women > consoles sometimes

haha you know i seriously doubt they are talking about the wii.

What!? Shouldn't they be worried about other things than consoles?

Those women who want to ban consoles are angry that they're not interesting enough to keep the attention of their significant others unless it's with sex.

Those women who want to ban consoles are angry that they're not interesting enough to keep the attention of their significant others unless it's with sex.

MangaJugs

They ban console and we ban condoms and contraseptives! simple as that...ImOldGreg

No! We need condoms or we'll be paying child support!

That's why I married someone from the other half. My wife is a Sonic fangirl. :D

[QUOTE="ImOldGreg"]They ban console and we ban condoms and contraseptives! simple as that...kunal1092000

No! We need condoms or we'll be paying child support!

They ban console and we ban condoms and contraseptives! simple as that...ImOldGreg

IDK about condoms, I hate them as much as the next guy but the alternative isn't exactly my thing either.

And you know what? Consoles>women

My console will never complain or nag that I don't spend enough time with them, they won't ever make me feel bad, they won't ever feel lazy or stupid. They don't tell me I should lose weight. They don't resent me because I didn't get that promotion @ work. They aren't mad if I make more money than them, or less money than them.

They don't care if I don't do the dishes or take out the trash or make the bed.

Its quite clear that consoles are head and shoulders above women pfft its not even close.

cuz hermits don't have women......and Women > consoles sometimes

chikenfriedrice

You can turn consoles on or off as you please. They don't get mad when you cheat. You can mute the sound. You can pause and go do something else. And they're much cheaper.

Man my g/f is the reason why I got back in gaming this gen. We love to play co-op games together. Too bad U2 isn't a offline co-op game as she is mad we can't play together and enjoy that awesomeness.

You can turn consoles on or off as you please. They don't get mad when you cheat. You can mute the sound. You can pause and go do something else. And they're much cheaper.

MangaJugs

Gmes are very rewarding when it comes to that.

Hehe me and the wife each have our own PS3.reiv

That probably sucks if she is better than you lmfao.

Banning entertainment devices? What has the world gone too?

What if my woman isn't around...

i can promise you the 6% that thought gaming brought them together are in what could only be considered the closest possible thing to a perfect relationship.

[QUOTE="kunal1092000"]

[QUOTE="ImOldGreg"]They ban console and we ban condoms and contraseptives! simple as that...ImOldGreg

No! We need condoms or we'll be paying child support!

i can promise you the 6% that thought gaming brought them together are in what could only be considered the closest possible thing to a perfect relationship.

z4twenny

Man that i975 costed you 1 Grand. Is it even worth that?

Consoles>Women...No,Lara Croft>Consoles>Women..No,wait..That would mean...:x

Lto_thaG

I can definitely feel where they're coming from on this matter. It's utterly ridiculous how men rather play with these silly little toys--over spending every waking moment investing time and money into a relationship with us attention deprived sluts that was probably destined to fail the moment it was found out that video game playing bothered us. I personally think all guys who aren't sensitive to this issue, should totally be ashamed of themselves and I would gladly sign a petition to ban all video gaming consoles if it was possible to help support this cause.

insecurity in theirrelationship much

[QUOTE="Ratchet_Fan8"][QUOTE="Poissons"]We can live without women.shadow_hosi

[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

Consoles>Women...No,Lara Croft>Consoles>Women..No,wait..That would mean...:x

mitu123

Explodes? Na, it would be *Head Asplodes!*

[QUOTE="mitu123"][QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

Consoles>Women...No,Lara Croft>Consoles>Women..No,wait..That would mean...:x

shutdown_202

Explodes? Na, it would be *Head Asplodes!*

I want to know the age of the women, I'm sure that most of the ones that voted for the ban are over 30.tagyhag

Them U.K. men are doing it wrong. They need to be taught how it's done.:P

IDK about condoms, I hate them as much as the next guy but the alternative isn't exactly my thing either.

And you know what? Consoles>women

My console will never complain or nag that I don't spend enough time with them, they won't ever make me feel bad, they won't ever feel lazy or stupid. They don't tell me I should lose weight. They don't resent me because I didn't get that promotion @ work. They aren't mad if I make more money than them, or less money than them.

They don't care if I don't do the dishes or take out the trash or make the bed.

Its quite clear that consoles are head and shoulders above women pfft its not even close.

XturnalS

Consoles won't have sex with you.

[QUOTE="tagyhag"]I want to know the age of the women, I'm sure that most of the ones that voted for the ban are over 30.reiv

Oh there are older gamers sure, (Isn't the average gamer age 33?) But I believe that a much older woman would sign this over a younger one (They tend to be more vocal about this matter)tagyhag

[QUOTE="reiv"][QUOTE="tagyhag"]I want to know the age of the women, I'm sure that most of the ones that voted for the ban are over 30.tagyhag

[QUOTE="XturnalS"]

IDK about condoms, I hate them as much as the next guy but the alternative isn't exactly my thing either.

And you know what? Consoles>women

My console will never complain or nag that I don't spend enough time with them, they won't ever make me feel bad, they won't ever feel lazy or stupid. They don't tell me I should lose weight. They don't resent me because I didn't get that promotion @ work. They aren't mad if I make more money than them, or less money than them.

They don't care if I don't do the dishes or take out the trash or make the bed.

Its quite clear that consoles are head and shoulders above women pfft its not even close.

metroidfood

Consoles won't have sex with you.

I'm not even bother going to go for that joke because it just isn't worth even a mild risk :(.

Honestly though, he's right. If it wern't for consoles we would probably beat women for being so annoying. It's because of video games that we can keep out sanity and not resort to violence, and they want to ban them?

Kidding, kidding :P. The main reason is more than likely to be sex. Also kidding.

"The survey did find, however, that 6 per cent of women thought the consoles bought them and their partners closer together."

Apparently, only 6% of the women surveyed actually have a clue and are worth keeping around.