Worst character design evar (56k no)

This is a new game from Lucasarts called FRACTURE. Worst character design evar? Maybe not but it's up there. Please post your personal pick.

This is a new game from Lucasarts called FRACTURE. Worst character design evar? Maybe not but it's up there. Please post your personal pick.

JiveT

Whats so bad about it? Looks pretty badass to me, i dont see the problem other than the hair, it's definitely not up there in my book 

Hey, Im Maxwell Cougar

Whats so bad about it? Looks pretty badass to me, i dont see the problem other than the hair, it's definitely not up there in my book 

JiveT

how long until chief is posted?

edit: or Marcus Fenix? 

how long until chief is posted?TheBigDrat

chief is awesome 

Need I say more?hamstergeddon

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[QUOTE="JiveT"]

Whats so bad about it? Looks pretty badass to me, i dont see the problem other than the hair, it's definitely not up there in my book

hamstergeddon

he's so *%&# generic.
it looks like he's straight out of a FOX movie

generic makes it bad? hey, if it fits the character I'm happy. And I will say that maxwell cougar guy is pretty bad.

EDIT: I agree with Tingle for the worst 

You really gotta wonder what someone was smoking when they sat down and thought to themselves...

"Alright...how about...an elf... in a speedo,

... with tights." 

Try and beat these:

this is is the champion:

Thanks Panzer. That reminds me of something I saw on ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD. I think I actually had this game at one point.

Looks like another dog took a dump in the middle of his head.

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Baird-06

I think that was definitely a first... 

You really gotta wonder what someone was smoking when they sat down and thought to themselves...

"Alright...how about...an elf... in a speedo,

... with tights." 

D0013ER

"...  Named Tingle..."

Yeah, I definitely agree about him being the worst character design, as well as worst character...  :|

Doesn't look too bad to me. :?

Doesn't look too bad to me. :?

 

PS3_3DO

Its not THAT bad except for the hair and the cliche which IMHO make it GOD AWFUL.

This guy takes the cake

This guy takes the cake

Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel!!!

This guy takes the cake

 

This guy takes the cake

gamefan67

im not a homophobe, but this is pretty gay.

Kirby

Bomberman

Those two are the worst ever. They're just too simplistic. I remember being able to draw those characters in 2nd grade very easily. I use to love those games though. Bomberman was addictive as hell.

Good God, what were they thinking? :? 

Kirby! Even better....

"Alright....how about....

.....

...a pink circle...

with eyes" 

Good God, what were they thinking? :?

Panzer_Zwei

:lol: God, that brings back memories. FOrce reall sucked in Phantasy Star Online.

[QUOTE="Panzer_Zwei"]

Good God, what were they thinking? :?

majadamus

:lol: God, that brings back memories. FOrce reall sucked in Phantasy Star Online.

Force kicked butt in PSO. You just don't get good until a higher level but then you are pretty much amazing. 

[QUOTE="majadamus"][QUOTE="Panzer_Zwei"]

Good God, what were they thinking? :?

Blackbond

:lol: God, that brings back memories. FOrce reall sucked in Phantasy Star Online.

Force kicked butt in PSO. You just don't get good until a higher level but then you are pretty much amazing.

FOnewm were highly overpowered, at higher levels they could kill pretty much everything in seconds. SO pretty much it sucked to play with high lv offensive FOnewm, unless you were one yourself haha.

Also they were all freaking ugly, and had that thing that made their arses look big. 

Link- white tights and an oversized green shirtOXIIIIXO

link is the best character ever. i dont care if he was wearing s&m gear, hed still be the man.

hamm from bust a groove. terrible.

This guy takes the cake

 

This guy takes the cake

gamefan67

You really gotta wonder what someone was smoking when they sat down and thought to themselves...

"Alright...how about...an elf... in a speedo,

... with tights."

D0013ER

:lol:  quote of the day

Kirby

Bomberman

Those two are the worst ever. They're just too simplistic. I remember being able to draw those characters in 2nd grade very easily. I use to love those games though. Bomberman was addictive as hell.

 

majadamus

But bomberman, come on, he's a classic.

this is the true evil:

Seaman:lol:---Sega Dreamcast (Dreamcast is cool though)

kirby is bad cause of how he look? thats a bad design? it looks like the person who created him was going for something original, instead of the predictable character look. besides.. kirby has different alter egos... lame design to me is...

dante


remind me of this guy..


poochieRahnyc4

Basically, ya. Kirby doesn't look original. Reminds me of the Pilsbury Doughboy and those circular stick figures kids in kindergarten draw. Ya, Kirby has different alter egos, but it's still just too simple. Simplicity isn't always a bad thing, it's just the designers didn't even try it seems. And some of the bad guys look like rip offs from the Shy guys in Mario games. 

Need I say more?hamstergeddon

Need I say more?hamstergeddon

We have a winner! 

Kirby's design did a terrific job at being super cute, which was it's original purpose and what made the character what it is today. Bad design is Bomberman (act zero), op pic, generic androgynous JRPG character and Bald space marines. (GeoW skips on this, since their bald space marine's actually sport some terrific design choices)

Some awesome design can be found on games like guilty gear, buy now. 

How's this for originality?

How's this for originality?

Panzer_Zwei

That's wierd I was just thinking about that earlier when I saw the NES box art at some other gaming site, oh boy!

ACtually S.snake + big boss looks identical to Kurt Russle from Escape from New York.

Even Kojima said so :P

Hell BB has an eyepatch, and S.Snake used the name 'pliskin' in MGS2.

and lol that NES snake isnt even sporting a badass mullet! 

[QUOTE="Blackbond"][QUOTE="majadamus"][QUOTE="Panzer_Zwei"]

Good God, what were they thinking? :?

Panzer_Zwei

:lol: God, that brings back memories. FOrce reall sucked in Phantasy Star Online.

Force kicked butt in PSO. You just don't get good until a higher level but then you are pretty much amazing.

FOnewm were highly overpowered, at higher levels they could kill pretty much everything in seconds. SO pretty much it sucked to play with high lv offensive FOnewm, unless you were one yourself haha.

Also they were all freaking ugly, and had that thing that made their arses look big. 

I nevered played at one, I usually was the other one. My friend played one thou. I played a bit of PSO a few days ago.

ACtually S.snake + big boss looks identical to Kurt Russle from Escape from New York.

Even Kojima said so :P

Hell BB has an eyepatch, and S.Snake used the name 'pliskin' in MGS2.

 

and lol that NES snake isnt even sporting a badass mullet!

 

Phil_Ken_Sebben

Random Hajime, Gillian Seed, Jamie Seed (Snatcher) = Sting on Dune, Harrison Ford on Blade Runner, the girl from the bionic woman

Johnathan Ingram and Ed Brown (Policenauts) = Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon

Try and beat these:

this is is the champion:

 

Panzer_Zwei

Holy crap! Thread over! *Runs away from computer to find eye wash station* Those are really quite horrifying.

[QUOTE="OXIIIIXO"]Link- white tights and an oversized green shirtbradlybradbrad

link is the best character ever. i dont care if he was wearing s&m gear, hed still be the man.

I like Link, I just think he could look better.