worst company ever is crapcom

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows.  Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments.  take pens and pencil out, gentlemen. 

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games.  their game manuals are black and white, cheap.  their games are "salty" and "arcade like."  they make simplistic, mind numbing games.  RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter.  you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT.  no.   why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron.  yes.  i hope they'd get better but they never do.   megaman 1-1000.  street fighter 1-1000.  lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid.  ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami.  which is good and s***.  but they shut down clover.  again proving my arugment.  they want money, not honey.  they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play. 

Don't be jealous that DMC4 came out on 360.MCGSMB

how can i not be jealous? i'm HUMAN ARENT I?!!! :( :(

but i'm not.  tehehehe.  so i'm not jealous.  anyways care for some afghanistani kabab's ? 

Capcom is my favorite developer. :|BioShockOwnz

they are my least favorite seller of slavery 

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows.  Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments.  take pens and pencil out, gentlemen. 

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games.  their game manuals are black and white, cheap.  their games are "salty" and "arcade like."  they make simplistic, mind numbing games.  RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter.  you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT.  no.   why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron.  yes.  i hope they'd get better but they never do.   megaman 1-1000.  street fighter 1-1000.  lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid.  ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami.  which is good and s***.  but they shut down clover.  again proving my arugment.  they want money, not honey.  they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play. 

GoodContributor

Weak flamebait.

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows. Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments. take pens and pencil out, gentlemen.

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games. their game manuals are black and white, cheap. their games are "salty" and "arcade like." they make simplistic, mind numbing games. RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter. you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT. no. why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron. yes. i hope they'd get better but they never do. megaman 1-1000. street fighter 1-1000. lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid. ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami. which is good and s***. but they shut down clover. again proving my arugment. they want money, not honey. they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play.

GoodContributor

Stopped reading right there. The GOTY is in no way a disappointment. I guess your only games are Soul Calibur, Chrono Cross, and Zelda OOT :roll: 

i stopped reading your crap right after: "RE 4 is a disappointmen".

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You're criticizing the manuals? :lol:

But seriously EAs Manuals are the worst. Never over 20 pages and usually not over ten 

I own a lot of capcom games too and there was never one I didn't like

It took me some time to get use to the gameplay of Resident Evil 4 (I really don't like shooters) but it had enough of other elements in it to make it less of a shooter and more of an action game.  The only genre Capcom seems to have lost it's touch in is the fighting genre (we need something new to play) but other than that it's still one of the best out there.

They're not my favorite company (it's a tie between SEGA and Bandai-Namco), but they know how to make stellar games.

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows.  Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments.  take pens and pencil out, gentlemen. 

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games.  their game manuals are black and white, cheap.  their games are "salty" and "arcade like."  they make simplistic, mind numbing games.  RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter.  you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT.  no.   why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron.  yes.  i hope they'd get better but they never do.   megaman 1-1000.  street fighter 1-1000.  lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid.  ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami.  which is good and s***.  but they shut down clover.  again proving my arugment.  they want money, not honey.  they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play. 

GoodContributor

 There are better ways of taking out your frustration, son.

BTW before you shout out "360 fanboy", let me put it in plain words "I am a PS3 fanboy" and admit that Capcom going multiplatform with DMC is indeed painful :)

[QUOTE="GoodContributor"]

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows. Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments. take pens and pencil out, gentlemen.

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games. their game manuals are black and white, cheap. their games are "salty" and "arcade like." they make simplistic, mind numbing games. RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter. you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT. no. why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron. yes. i hope they'd get better but they never do. megaman 1-1000. street fighter 1-1000. lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid. ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami. which is good and s***. but they shut down clover. again proving my arugment. they want money, not honey. they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play.

oceansandearth

There are better ways of taking out your frustration, son.

BTW before you shout out "360 fanboy", let me put it in plain words "I am a PS3 fanboy" and admit that Capcom going multiplatform with DMC is indeed painful :)

i never cared for DMC.  infact i hate those games.  i don't care much for 'stylish cool action to da max!'

my gripe is with capcom itself.  why are they doing this to me? why are they stalking me? there's only one way to resolve this.  i must fight one on one with the CEO of capcom, karate style.  i will show him the error of his ways.  how dare he...make bad quality games...how dare he

[QUOTE="oceansandearth"][QUOTE="GoodContributor"]

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows. Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments. take pens and pencil out, gentlemen.

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games. their game manuals are black and white, cheap. their games are "salty" and "arcade like." they make simplistic, mind numbing games. RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter. you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT. no. why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron. yes. i hope they'd get better but they never do. megaman 1-1000. street fighter 1-1000. lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid. ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami. which is good and s***. but they shut down clover. again proving my arugment. they want money, not honey. they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play.

GoodContributor

There are better ways of taking out your frustration, son.

BTW before you shout out "360 fanboy", let me put it in plain words "I am a PS3 fanboy" and admit that Capcom going multiplatform with DMC is indeed painful :)

i never cared for DMC.  infact i hate those games.  i don't care much for 'stylish cool action to da max!'

my gripe is with capcom itself.  why are they doing this to me? why are they stalking me? there's only one way to resolve this.  i must fight one on one with the CEO of capcom, karate style.  i will show him the error of his ways.  how dare he...make bad quality games...how dare he

Bad quality games? THIS....IS....CAPCOM!!!! 

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows.  Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments.  take pens and pencil out, gentlemen. 

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games.  their game manuals are black and white, cheap.  their games are "salty" and "arcade like."  they make simplistic, mind numbing games.  RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter.  you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT.  no.   why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron.  yes.  i hope they'd get better but they never do.   megaman 1-1000.  street fighter 1-1000.  lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid.  ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami.  which is good and s***.  but they shut down clover.  again proving my arugment.  they want money, not honey.  they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play. 

GoodContributor

you forgot DMC but i should have stopped at RE4 because they were shooters to begin with however they had a crap aiming system and personally giving the camera they did in RE4 made it a masterpiece but like i said you still forgot DMC

i'm a moron.GoodContributor

/thread 

"they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play."

Drama Queen? :P

DMC 4 is going multiplat whether you like it or not.....DEAL WITH IT!

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows. Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments. take pens and pencil out, gentlemen.

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games. their game manuals are black and white, cheap. their games are "salty" and "arcade like." they make simplistic, mind numbing games. RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter. you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT. no. why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron. yes. i hope they'd get better but they never do. megaman 1-1000. street fighter 1-1000. lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid. ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami. which is good and s***. but they shut down clover. again proving my arugment. they want money, not honey. they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play.

GoodContributor

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows.  Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments.  take pens and pencil out, gentlemen. 

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games.  their game manuals are black and white, cheap.  their games are "salty" and "arcade like."  they make simplistic, mind numbing games.  RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter.  you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT.  no.   why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron.  yes.  i hope they'd get better but they never do.   megaman 1-1000.  street fighter 1-1000.  lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid.  ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami.  which is good and s***.  but they shut down clover.  again proving my arugment.  they want money, not honey.  they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play. 

GoodContributor

ROTFL!!! RE4 was one of the greatest games made that year. What's wrong with you?

Gotta love it when a kid trips over a thesaurus and all of a sudden considers himself a brilliant writer. Anyone who uses the word gay to describe Viewtiful Joe probably deserves capital punishment.ZebethOrZebes

so are you saying viewtiful joe ain't gay.

no no.  let's talk about it.  

so if you're a man (which i suppose you are considering 99.9% percent of system wars IZ), would you like to be called viewtiful? would like to unleashes poses of questionable character, all the while, wearing hotly perspirating spandex in the glowing yellow sun?

so are you saying viewtiful joe ain't gay

no no.  let's talk about it.  

so if you're a man (which i suppose you are considering 99.9% percent of system wars IZ), would you like to be called viewtiful? would like to unleashes poses of questionable character, all the while, wearing hotly perspirating spandex in the glowing yellow sun?

GoodContributor

You can't be that sensitive can you?

i stopped reading your crap right after: "RE 4 is a disappointmen".

/thread

 

Game13a13y

Me too, lol.

[QUOTE="GoodContributor"] so are you saying viewtiful joe ain't gay

no no. let's talk about it.

so if you're a man (which i suppose you are considering 99.9% percent of system wars IZ), would you like to be called viewtiful? would like to unleashes poses of questionable character, all the while, wearing hotly perspirating spandex in the glowing yellow sun?

DementedDragon

You can't be that sensitive can you?

hi friend! :) 

The reasons why I hate capcom are as follows. Humbly, I would like to state that this post might be as rauchy as 5 kilograms of dead fecal matter, however, i implore you to read it because i make some noteworthy comments. take pens and pencil out, gentlemen.

if you've ever bought as many capcom games as me...you'd too come to this humble conclusion: crapcom is a salty publisher of mediocre games. their game manuals are black and white, cheap. their games are "salty" and "arcade like." they make simplistic, mind numbing games. RE4 was a dissapointment...a shooter. you have a great horror franchise what to do with it...? hmmm? LET MAKE IT A SHOOTER BRIALLIANT. no. why do i keep buying capcom games? because i'm a moron. yes. i hope they'd get better but they never do. megaman 1-1000. street fighter 1-1000. lost planet and dead rising are good attempts but honestly...don't they get old, o' so quickly? shoot the insidious zombie or alien? how delighfully insipid. ok ok it's not all bad, after that gay 2d viewtiful joe, capcom did something right--okami. which is good and s***. but they shut down clover. again proving my arugment. they want money, not honey. they have burned our houses, forced us into slavery, and brougth despair upon the fruitious jubilee of the souls which beseech play.

GoodContributor

lol idk if this is a real topic or not because of that last sentence.  Considering Capcom has released a lot of good games recently and have a good future lineup Id have to say this is not a real topic.

[QUOTE="ZebethOrZebes"]Gotta love it when a kid trips over a thesaurus and all of a sudden considers himself a brilliant writer. Anyone who uses the word gay to describe Viewtiful Joe probably deserves capital punishment.GoodContributor

so are you saying viewtiful joe ain't gay.

no no.  let's talk about it.  

so if you're a man (which i suppose you are considering 99.9% percent of system wars IZ), would you like to be called viewtiful? would like to unleashes poses of questionable character, all the while, wearing hotly perspirating spandex in the glowing yellow sun?

whatever  dude u dont no jack hahaha, i laugh at u hide your shame...... HIDE IT!

[QUOTE="ZebethOrZebes"]Gotta love it when a kid trips over a thesaurus and all of a sudden considers himself a brilliant writer. Anyone who uses the word gay to describe Viewtiful Joe probably deserves capital punishment.GoodContributor

so are you saying viewtiful joe ain't gay.

no no. let's talk about it.

so if you're a man (which i suppose you are considering 99.9% percent of system wars IZ), would you like to be called viewtiful? would like to unleashes poses of questionable character, all the while, wearing hotly perspirating spandex in the glowing yellow sun?

I'm pretty sure a vast majority of the posters here never had a problem with it when the original Power Rangers were doing it. Viewtiful Joe was funny to me in that reason. 

STREET FIGHTER!!!!!!

mvc2 on dreamcast? 

best fighting game   ever? or best fighting game of all time?

RE4 a dissapointment???

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!! :shock: 

RE4 a dissapointment???

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!! :shock: 

Gears360

This is System Wars, where logic is insanity, and madness is commonplace.

wait tell me what was SOOOO godd about RE4? all they did was change the camera adn aiming thats all they did it still had the tankish controls(which i still like, well in the older games I do) its nothing mroe then a shooter it lost the creepy feel of the other games.

so you buy there games and you call them crapcom.

gg 

Did Capcom make Big Rigs? NO.