Would you take part in a literal System War?

What if a MS, Sony, or Nintendo rep found your fanboyish posts on the internet, tracked down your identity, and asked if you would work for money?

What would be your job? To strike fear and terror into the competition from behind the scenes. You would be a "secret cell". If caught, the company you worked for wouldnt be connected to your actions.

What would you do you ask? Help hijack a truck shipment of new Wii's and destroy them, steal someones newly bought PS3 on their way back home (break it infront of them and run), spraypaint "RROD forever" on the window of a local Gamestop.

Whatever you can do to strike fear and doubt in the purchasing of the competition. Would you take the money and work if MS, Sony, or Nintendo secretely offered you?

If I got to play the new Zelda right now, then maybe part-time.

Hell yes.

Getting payed for what i do for fun! That would be AWESOME.

Yeah I would!!!

If I got to play the new Zelda right now, then maybe part-time.

Arkthemaniac

That depends, do you mean the whole game or just a sample? And would you be allowed to actually enjoy it or would you have to go round checking every blade of grass is the correct colour?

Yea I would work for microsoft.... then when I get paid pick up the MGS4 Bundle mastarifla

and break it?

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If I got to play the new Zelda right now, then maybe part-time.

ash10692

That depends, do you mean the whole game or just a sample? And would you be allowed to actually enjoy it or would you have to go round checking every blade of grass is the correct colour?

The full game, and it would be extra compensation. Already finished, I just get to play it.

I would but I would be on the PC's side.Jade_Monkey

Essentially that would be MS, since they have the biggest stake in it (Nintendo and Sony have 0 stake).

My guess they would tell you to break Macs and convince people to buy Windows OS's so they can play Games for Windows.

I would but I would be on the PC's side.Jade_Monkey

Essentially that would be MS, since they have the biggest stake in it (Nintendo and Sony have 0 stake).

My guess they would tell you to break Macs and convince people to buy Windows OS's so they can play Games for Windows.

-GhostMLD-

No it would not be MS, I don't support the 360 over the PC. I don't care about Macs. I would be destroying stuff for 360, PS3 and Wii.

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Essentially that would be MS, since they have the biggest stake in it (Nintendo and Sony have 0 stake).

My guess they would tell you to break Macs and convince people to buy Windows OS's so they can play Games for Windows.

Jade_Monkey

No it would not be MS, I don't support the 360 over the PC. I don't care about Macs. I would be destroying stuff for 360, PS3 and Wii.

WHo would pay you then? Of the 3 major companies, MS has teh biggest investment in the PC gaming market. You know, with Windows OS's being requiured to play most current PC games, especially if they are Games for WIndows (part of MS entertainment and devices division).

WHo said anything about 360? Your working for the PC so MS would tell you to take out PC competition: Mac's and Mac OS's and to promote Games for WIndows and the MS OS to play Games for WIndows.

Sorry, but if u would work for PC, ur gonna go to MS.

I probably would(although I'd work for all companies to get paid big:P)

It sounds hillarious

Wii fans would come out swinging nunchucks.

360 fans would be coming out swinging powerbricks.

PS3 fans would be coming out throwing Blu Ray discs like daggers.

PC fans would be sitting on the side scoffing at the console jockeys.

lol maybe part time. for any company because they'd probably play well.

youre third paragraph is full of genious ideas.

If it involves hitting people with consoles then yes,since i happen to own a ps3 and a rather large PC.

Feel sympathy for the people with a DS or PSP.

Who will win this epic war......

Who will win this epic war......

angelkimne

The Wii, it has a laser :P

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Who will win this epic war......

ash10692

The Wii, it has a laser :P

[QUOTE="Jade_Monkey"]I would but I would be on the PC's side.silentobi

Blizzard, and they would only do it for ****'s and giggles.

[QUOTE="Jade_Monkey"]I would but I would be on the PC's side.silentobi

Wii fans would come out swinging nunchucks.

360 fans would be coming out swinging powerbricks.

PS3 fans would be coming out throwing Blu Ray discs like daggers.

PC fans would be sitting on the side scoffing at the console jockeys.

carljohnson3456

Lol, where did you get your sig from? What thread?

Anyways, I would work for MS because they would probably pay the best and I like my 360 the most (ok, it's the only one I have until I get a PS3).

Hell yes.

Getting payed for what i do for fun! That would be AWESOME.

redstormrisen

LOL for me its... getting paid do to fun ****..... AWESOME !

No.

Hermits would sit back and condescendingly "tut tut" with a gleaming smugness.

Kewl, most deinetely yes. As long as i get to meet PS_John.angelkimne

[QUOTE="angelkimne"]Kewl, most deinetely yes. As long as i get to meet PS_John.darkIink

wok7 (Banned from what I heard by the way.) is the one you're thinking of.

You overestimate how much I care about which console wins. Of course I wouldn't.

Maybe I'd work for Sony, so I can promote "RRRRidge RRACER!!!!"